DrLariat

Happy birthday join us in the middle aged and lazy club
 
Your sn always harkens back to tubbgirl

Rises from within the all-concealing shadows
 
No idea.  What's a Starhammer?

Deadly Raver is not starhammer.
 
Bro, not all black people post alike.

Yes the gaming grandpa literally

This place is called Mega Shock because most of us are gonna need powered wheel chairs soon.
 
Cant be calling OG Thundercata images "throwbacks". It aint good for our hearts.

Hilarious just reading all of this.
 
2000 SRK - FUCK YOU AND KILL YOURSELF, RETARD.
 
2020 SRK spiritual successor - My knees and joints hurt.
 
Father time with the OCV.

Bjj  and lifting heavy fucked me
 
So Like glucosamine and fish oil joined by daily diabetes med intake
 
Aching joints and back
 
My medicine cabinet is actually for my medicine 
 
I find cupping and accupuncture and trips to the chiropractor help

The whole sequence of events may have been a final Burning Hammer on SRK
 

 
PIN HIM!!!
 

 
 

So...voting republican so you don't get nailed by death taxes?
 
Also, election thread is single-handedly carrying SRK right now and...I don't know how I feel about that turn of events. 😂

I hope we never have a politics thread here 
 
Just let that venom go on at other places

So i watched her get raped by muslims because she deserved it...
 

The politics thread stopped being fun when Parryall got himself banned. God, it was funny seeing him make a fool of himself

I am 35 and feel it
 
Damn l

I am 35 and feel it
 
Damn l

And like that
 
Srk shrunk hella fast

I hate wrestling right now
 
I can watch njpw because there is a crowd
 
But damn this empty arena with wwe smackdown crowd noise synching is so bad
 
I can watch guys i like but man this sucks
 
Guys like brody, drew, roman, jey, io all deserve to be in big ass arenas with throngs of screaming fans

Yeah you can see the cuban. His mom came from cuba just an fyi for those laughing
 
Mustache cody was his attempt at looking like a suave cubano

Which him not being blonde sucks. Bleacher hair turning orange is a cool effect
 
Brown hair cody looks like a 60s planet of the apes extra
 
Cody is okay as a worker. He had such a great match with Dustin last year,  but Goldust is one of the all time best workers in wrestling. Dude has been elite level since his second comeback in 2010.
 
Orton and Okada are two of the most fundsmental basic guys in wrestling. But they are so fucking good.
 
Miz is like cody just okay. But with enough character and with the right opponent he can do some good.
 
I hate gargano and ciampa. But i like Adam Cole. Kyle, kushida, thatcher, io, keith lee are guys i actively seek.
 
It is sad how braun has morphed into big show after only 5 years

And like that
 
Srk shrunk hella fast

The nutty part is him claiming I threatened him. I never did. I have screenshots of all our convos where you can see I never did. At no point did I mention him in the Lounge either. I only @ed d3v the whole time.
 
I'll drop it after this...just kinda shook. This dude is a lying piece of shit. Completely mischaracterized everything, lie about the rest and then somehow got d3v to go with it. w/e. Guess they could fabricate evidence if they wanted. But I have screens of discord and the one PM thread that shows I didn't threaten him so  is what it is.
 
Those two ended up murdering SRK something fierce.

Former. He didn’t want to do it anymore so he gave all his admin powers to d3v. 
 
Too old and not enough McRib sauce covered skittles 

Because some dude sent me some deranged shit, I chose to quit SRK instesd of banning him and potentially starting a bigger issue.
 
Then the same looney sent me an apology that blamed me for misinterpreting his previous PM. A PM that compared my mom's cancer to SRK.
 
So i came back and put everything publicly to make sure this one nut would leave me the F alone. In the process I called d3v out for letting foul stuff rock. He tried to get me to keep it in PMs (where he ignored it). Obviously I refuse because I wasnt about to have more foul stuff said to me in private.
 
So he apologized to the guy who said f-ed stuff to me in the lounge because I didnt keep it in PMs. 
 
Then I got banned for that.
 
So here we are. SRK 2020: Your mother dying is fair game.

Man, I always wanted to make a family man thread in SRK. Just a thread ro share child development info and all silly parenting stuff.
 
Might need to turn into the Mega Father thread.