weneedhim

6 hours ago, Chadouken said:

Can anyone recommend a good face moisturizer for guys? Something that isn't greasy and has SPF in it.  My wife says I need something. 

I remember back in SRK, Fishjiz and his atheist apostles posted about how they bukakae'd themselves because it was an effective way to moisturize their face without having to spend on skin products. They didn't explain the routine so I don't know if they sat down Indian style and blasted themselves in the face or if they jizzed on their hands and scrubbed. Alls i know is they were ranting how it's all ok to money shot themselves because God doesn't exist, and they eventually got a foot up their ass by the ONE who is undefeated. Hey, maybe it does work.

#ciscosaveus! 

What the hell happened to Fishjiz?

What is it with atheists and turning our favorite characters into gay couples? I was on instagram and on my time line there was this atheist page advertising a romance between yusuke and hiei, and another one with Austin and the Rock.

I don't understand why this @fishjie bullshit is something atheists like to do to us?

17 minutes ago, BB_Hoody said:

Butter??? Olive oil man. 

I was thinking of that, but olive oil sounds gay.

So I have a date coming over in 2 min, and i'm at the grocery store in front of my house. I forgot to buy some important happy time items and due to the limited time I have, I am thinking i need to compensate. I need advice. Who here has used butter as a substitute for lubricant? 

7 hours ago, VirginDefiler said:

guys, remember this from old srk days?

sniffle...i swear, im cutting onions. im not reminiscing ole srk days i swear.

 

 

#nostalgia

Oh man. This made me remember the SRK days. This video is a good visual representation of what went down in religion threads back then. 

Girly men posters, mostly lead by Fishjie, would hold threads under ransom just to mouth off their atheism and talk shit about christianity. Then hope would come. HE would enter the thread and he would body the atheists just like you see the guy in that video.  If that video had blood it would be much closer to the analogy of SRK Religion threads during the time of The Greatest Poster.

14 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

X-Music Fridays:

 

An awesome blend of X-Men TAS theme, X2 suite, and First Class theme...

 

 

I just have to say this video is such a coincidence.

I just came back home after hanging out with some of my highschool friends who I haven't seen in over 6 years. We drank and one of our buddies started to share secrets he had since HS, one of them was that he used to day dream about all of us gang banging our female friend (consensually) with the 90's x-men theme playing. It was weird to hear this.

I am now home and it just dawned to me if that fantasy is gay or not. Even though there is a female is involved, isn't automatically gay if there are dudes around you butt naked? Not to mention that he had us  role playing in his fantasies and for some reason I was night crawler while he was Iceman. That has got to be gay.  That has got to be gay. 

Can someone give me the 411 about this Zataran poster and why there are topics about him? What is the big deal with him because I don't see anything other than another commoner. Why has everyone been crying about this guy? what has he done that made his ban the talk of the forum? 

I went to the discord server (only because I found out that HE made an appearance over there) and all I saw was a bunch of people getting upset over his comments against eating dogs. Posters like that guy are what wins threads over here? 
 

4 hours ago, misterBee said:

He also keeps jumping in the Discord to post rants about how he's done nothing wrong and how everyone who wants him gone is 'weak'.

 

This whiny behavior proves he's the biggest bitch here and I don't feel like dealing with it.  He's banned forever.

Mod, it is time for you to consider giving religion threads the green light here. It is true that every poster here is weak. Girly man weak..   If these posters get easily owned over some lesser-poster, some modern day Soviet, ranting about dogs getting cooked then how else are they going to handle life as men going forward? 
There was a bigger event that just happened at the Discord server which was the actual return of the Greatest Poster of Shoryuken and yet we are talking about how this Zatolcon bitching over there instead? This is an outrage.  

This is all @Fishjie's fault. He influenced so many posters in shoryuken to have no regard for the nuts in between their legs and it created offspring posters who are oblivious to being a man.  

Here is one thing I want to say to all of you. This Zataran poster you all love to talk about... well... i think he and his posts suck! How about that?

Bring back religion threads. There is a higher chance that HE may finally come here and save us! 

 
 

9 hours ago, MP_ said:

Just some context of why he should stay banned, from old SRK:

 

https://archive.supercombo.gg/t/mcdonalds-incident-2014-chinese-edition-woman-murdered-by-religious-cult-members/169222/58

link threads from the greatest poster of shoryuken. No one cares about any other thread featuring a nobody poster. It is HIS threads that should be immortalized!

P.S. I think most of what Zatalran said in that thread was right. 

 

On 9/4/2023 at 12:28 AM, RSG3 said:

Nobody is lacing my weed with more expensive drugs, that's bad for business, bad for profit, and bad for their consumer base. Believe it or not but drug dealers aren't actually trying to kill their source of income 👍

I've always found it perplexing how drug dealers operate. If I were in that line of work my products wouldn't just be for drug addicts but also to individuals pursuing rapid weight loss.

Why exert so much time and effort at the gym and oppressing yourself with a girlyman diet when you can just smoke crack and have your weight reduce at an increasing weight? This save them time and also generates extra revenue for the dealers. It's a win win.

3 hours ago, Lantis said:

That's one hell of a service you have, getting signal from some random location in the bushes. What is your provider?

you can if your area isn't for girls

Hi guys, I'm in a bit of a pickle right now.

I've been dating a girl for 3 months, and recently discovered she's a member of a cult. She mentioned that she is restricted to have any form of  physical intimacy with non-members but she loves me very much anyway. After tonights date, she took me to a forest where her group was gathered. She unpacked rope, an apple, and a paint brush, and said I'd need to undress and lie on a tree stump soon. She then told me to dress down to my boxers so she can put red circles around my nipples. There were caged cats nearby too.  Obviously, I felt uneasy and due to that I told her I am going to the bushes a few yards away because I needed to take a shit (truth is, i was trying to find a way to get out of there). However, as I was about to run a thought just came into my head that maybe this could lead to something like a scene from "Eyes Wide Shut." So I'm now here, trying to get the fastest advice possible. I'm unsure if this is all a plot for me to be sacrificed (or even sodomized) or have my 1st orgy.

I can't ask them myself for what this is about because they are atheists so they will likely lie about what they want to do to me. 

Do you think this is a sacrificial ritual  or "Mr Peepee's best day ever"?

2 hours ago, misterBee said:

Alright boys time to decide Zatal's fate:

 

I've never heard of her

Why would we (and you) care about a Jalen Green over a Lebron? Why would we want a doink the clown when we can have a Roman Reigns?

Let us have religion threads again. You can make it like an event such as one weekend a month or something. Instead getting some nobody to return you can get a chance to finally have the greatest shoryuken poster of all time to sign with megashock. 
 

Bring back religion threads because It is only HE who can boost the ratings of this site!

#CISCOSAVEUS!

12 hours ago, Chadouken said:

Yeah, but do you refer to them as a brother or a sister, or are there other titles for that?

If you can't tell then feed em broccoli

if the fart comes in 3's then it's a siss if it's "BRAAAA!" then Brah

Then again i don't know what non-binary means, is it closer to ajamie lee curtis or to a fishjie? 

I need help learning how to stalk someone online

I  went on a date today with someone I matched with on Tinder. I was so excited and was expecting to have hot sex today: I went to the gym, i took about 6 pills of Ginseng, drank a protean drink, and i jerked off about 3 times an hour before I left for the date. 

Now, we finally meet at the restaurant and she was a thicker than I thought she would be.  I was shocked , disappointed and confused through out the whole date. Anyway, i pretended that I was happy to meet her and  just rolled with it. I'm a nice guy. I did bring up how different she looks on her profile and she replies that they are old photos (i didn't look at her tinder profile during this date). As we were eating, i was starting to feel sick because she was unattractive and she would talk neurotically fast that she would occasionally end up spitting on my food or have spit on the sides of her mouth. I ended up feeling so suck that I literally went to the bathroom and puked.  

The date ends, we add each other on IG and i took a glance at some of her photos and noticed how different she looked in them.. so the bill comes, and she would venmo me her half of the bill  (which was $19). As I was driving home, it started to dawn to me how odd her appearance was in person compared to her pics, and I just thought to myself that people just unfortunately hit the wall. Anyway, I get home and I discovered that she didn't venmo me half of her bill yet, now she took my venmo account but i didn't take hers. I had no way to message her on venmo. I asked for the $19 on Tinder's chat and as I was waiting for a response, I browsed her photos and it just dawned to me that they are probably not the same person. I screen shotted her account just in case she would unmatch me, which she did. She also unfollowed me on her IG.. 

I can't remember her user name on IG or venmo so i can't report her or make a new account to make threats. Is there a way i can track her down and make her pay her $19? She has to be brought to justice!

16 hours ago, Emptyeyes_ said:

I've stopped going to the doctors at my former primary care. Serious distrust issues more than ever. They were against me detoxing my body of parasites, which much improved my health lately and tried to recommend me unnecessary medications, trying to go behind the surgeons backs who operated on me last year to not take anymore medications after surgery with lies. It's rare for even an ER to support my research in natural remedies here in Nola, but they did.

 

It looks really bad when doctors don't like great lab results, but happy when you get sick as always. It's profitable, but they love you so. Lol.

12 hours ago, VirginDefiler said:

 

i hear the way to get rid of digestive system parasites is time true trusted since olden days is 

 

turpentine made from 100% pine oil.

I think the best way to rid of digestive parasites is to mix cocaine with your food while parasites that effect the skin can easily be taken cared of by injecting heroin on yourself. 

13 hours ago, misterBee said:

@weneedhim

 

You choose NOW to come back?!  It was just starting to get peaceful around here...

 

Everyone please set your guns to 'snitch'.

 

Bullshit tolerance at an all-time low at the moment.

Me? Doramus opened his mouth and I took a shit on it. That is all. Atheists have to be checked once in awhile, other wise your forum can turn into a hubspot of girlymen who want to talk about cute bears, having warm hot white wine, and how cesar millan is violent.

Try to look at it from another perspective mod. Imagine yourself as the owner of the Pistons, who would you want to acquire on your team, wouldn't it be Lebron? You can get the Michael Jordan of Shoryuken posters to finally sign with megashock and boost its ratings. This site maybe good enough for you to put food on the table but if HE joins your site, you'll be able to have a thanksgiving feast.  Do you want peace or do you want to prosper?

9 hours ago, Daemos said:

Not sure what you're getting at. The divinity of Christ and most of the stories in the Bible are counterfeited/plagiarized from much older religions, even his "birthday" is stolen. Everything is a copy of a copy.

Christ's birthday was never stated in the Bible nor taught by his apostles, it was chosen by the church to be celebrated on Dec 25. They chose to retire their own winter winter solstice and replace it as a day to remember Christ's birth. That isn't copying.  Get it right and be thankful that it is just I who saw this because if it was HE who saw this academically fallacious post of yours, you'd be laying in your own blood.  

5 hours ago, Daemos said:

 

Just to clarify when you say "getting sassy" you mean sassy as in gay or sassy as in spirited?

Asking for a friend here.

It means stop being a girlyman

The Bible never said the slaves built the pyramids anyway so why do atheists get wet over links about how the Pyramids were made? LMAO!

One thing! Many of you must be feeling all safe talking your atheistic shit for free. One day, HE will be here and if in any case HE arrives at the time you are all getting sassy you can rest assured there will be blood shed.

11 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said:

Damn you are lazy. Took me all of 30 seconds to find this, on the low, at work. Do better fam.

 

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/ancient-egypt-shipping-mining-farming-economy-pyramids-180956619/

LMAO. You gave me a link about the pyramids. Just because the slaves didn't build a few pyramids doesn't mean there weren't slaves at all.

Before an atheist replies and says: "there is no evidence of jews in egypt in early bc", I am taking the initiative by by saying: No shit girly man! The Jews weren't an actual ethnicity during the time of Exodus, it's in Leviticus where they started to become an actual official demographic, that is why the mosaic laws were so strict that it banned even outdoor customs such as certain fabrics, blood mixing, diet, and various practices because they were establishing an actual race and nation at that period of time.

1 hour ago, Daemos said:

The daily lives of pyramid builders are documented.... We have texts surviving from that era that don't just belong to Kings and Queens, but of every day Egyptians. They were more civilized than many parts of the world today.

Source: lololwe'reatheistsbro.com

 

12 hours ago, Jion_Wansu said:

Twitter going crazy over Blackpink. I know about Blackpink by people talking about them casually and word-of-mouth but didn't know that they're this famous everywhere and here in the America too:

 

I fell in love with the girls of black pink to the point that I sometimes dream about marrying all of them at the same time. I can't decide which one of the 4 i'd hit first, it's always a 4v1 in my head. I have been in thoughts of joining the illuminati and working as a casting coach because these pop star girls must have gotten in through some harvey weinstein guy in order to become famous.

Joining the illuminati would also allow me to retaliate against atheism for going into christianity and posing as priests so they can make us theists look bad. I will join the illuminati with no atheist ambitions and just have sex so when the end of the world comes and the anti-christ goes "i got you all", i would be like: "oh ya, well i just fucked your women".  suck it atheists!

 

9 hours ago, Emptyeyes_ said:

And I agree, but growing up, they've concluded me as non religious from the start without me saying a word to them. When you go from being seen as the favorite child as trash on the street, it was satisfying for them at the time. Alot of isolation between us growing up, but we weren't much for each other, so there's that from family generally. 

 

I was seen as "Satan" out of the bunch and they've did everything it took to lock me up in mental institutions or prison before. My father and siblings needed a plan for this "soul purity" case from a false police report, but since I'm Louisiana, police are reluctant to take action against you, whether true or not. That almost cost my future years ago, but stay away from them ever since. My mental health was really the penalty of being around family members. 

 

I just wish my nieces and nephews the best going forward. The feeling is emotional for me.

The solution is to stop being an atheist. There was one time I worked as a tour guide and showed my guests the inside of this nice indoor space and started talking about who built it and then one guy yells in objection to me: "Is there any proof that someone made this?". So i got in his face and yelled: "Shut up you girlyman! you think there is a possibility this just made itself!?". That is what Atheism is. 

Personally, I don't mind if someone believes in the "it just happened" as long as it's not @Fishjie level. If it is Fishjie level, I would worry that these kids will refuse to fix their rooms because they think it's possible for them to just sit and have it arrange itself; or worse, end up getting into scat porn, thinking Cesar Millan is violent, and thinking of getting a sex change.