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6 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

My name is James ,hence the "J".

The dangerous was meant to be ironic since I'm pretty mild mannered.

 

 

You are not mild mannered.  I read your post in one of the threads against Joe Rogan.  I suggest that the next time you go to the bathroom, just get it over with and squat.  Squat for the rest of your damn life. 

SRK today is horrible. It's a bunch of z list nobodies who gone all soft and just don't like topics that normal men dive into. They even dislike Joe Rogan. How girly can you get? What is worse is when HE posts there to return the days of old back to teach these PG generation of posters he gets banned because that site has to be about the most boring topics and conversing about jacking each other off. 

On 1/29/2021 at 12:55 PM, DangerousJ said:

I don't understand. Why would anyone see two people, this is one guy wearing girl shorts and slippers. 

I've been in thoughts of going into ghost hunting for a business.

My idea is to buy this https://www.amazon.com/Vaiyer-Rechargeable-Control-Interchangeable-Movement/dp/B07ZVWLYN2

What I am going to do is send this car to patrol one of the haunted deserted plots near my area. I will redesign this car by taping a few old smart phones around it so that I have 360 view in addition for speakers. Once any activity or sighting happens, that built in water gun you see there will shoot out holy water and the phones will blast the angelus prayer, just to provoke a reaction.  

I have always wondered why people never used machines to go into these places. They can send rovers to the moon or some planet, so why not in these haunted places? 

You think this is going to work? I am not a skilled engineer, but i figured to go to some random college or church and just befriend some nerd taking an engineering major, or date some nerd girl to help assemble these components. 

On 11/6/2020 at 8:16 AM, Angel said:

I personally think that B-tier has the advantage with speed and technique but Cisco can probably straight up no sale a lot of his attacks and go for a grapple.   I think it might come down to whether B-tiers anti-air will beat Ciscos flying body splash.    B-tier might be able to make up for his lack of reach with his chain which could also help stay out of the danger zone. 

He is called B tier for a reason. 

8 hours ago, misterBee said:

 

Conspiracy theories might be ok, but racist stuff is explicitly against the rules.

 

This is a way for people to get rid of troll/joke/annoying posts that don't break the rules but people don't want to see.

 

Also keep in mind that this site does have a few official stances on things like misinformation, COVID, etc., so I will be personally moderating certain things that I feel should not be on the site, regardless of site rules. 🙂

Can we have religion threads? 

I think it would be great but it will likely turn into a (metaphorical) slug fest. I mean back then in SRK, religion threads where practically banned because of how many posters got the beating of their lives by the One Who is Undefeated.

Not only will it generate so much traffic here (especially if HE is in these threads) but I think it would do good for posters here like DarthRecreation, Hackingbird, and whoever has been thumbingdown my posts.  They have to be exposed to something ungirlyman for once in their lives or they will end up being the type of guys who watch and cry at bad Kdramas while eating cashew nuts. 

1 hour ago, M A R T I A N said:

 

Shaft Agent on suicide watch 

Yeah, these atheists are very crafty and they usually start with shaving their legs and hiding it by wearing panty hose. The best thing to do now is to tell your date to raise her arms  (ie: a bug flew up there) and from there you do a fast slap on her pits.

You have to stroke your fingers as fast as possible during the impact. Afterwards taste your fingers, if you it taste like old soy-milk mixed with cookie crisp you should gtfo because that is an atheist punk who is trying to have sex with you. 

1 hour ago, misterBee said:

 

You can face me instead.

 

I won't have mods or anyone else engaged in deathmatches or battles for honor on these forums.

 

If you want to do it in a FG though I'll stream it and add commentary. 😎

 

Anyone is more than welcome to DM me with their grievances.  I may or may not agree with you but I will always listen.

Why did i get warned again, and why is my av and banner changing into some anime girl?

I go to SRK and it is long gone. I see  HIS great posts but every single time HE is there their attention is all onto some fishjiz number 2 name Darthsake and some nobody named Zachatalco who tells everybody to jerk him off. That is SRK now. They care about girlymen posters like that over their greatest legend. It is a travesty and cancer to my nuts. . 

Take a'look around you, mod. These FG forums they stink. It's stinks and it smells like shit, and I can't get the stink out of my nose. I think these forums needs men who are willing to make the MAN posts. That's why I am here, this is what I am looking for.  SRK can't be that way anymore but this site can. 

#cisco2021 #ciscosaveus

Angle, we need to talk now. Face me like a man!

Are Vampires pedophiles? When you think about it, they are like 10000 years old and they do all these sexual stuff to girls who are 16 or something. Why do atheists like this stuff? 

1 hour ago, Red Rock Candy said:

It's odd the story comes from Israel of all places. 

 

Many people that have studied the Book of Revelation in the Bible think a worldwide deception of an alien disclosure is coming.  Revelation claims that Christ returns and takes 50% of the population with him. Governments have to explain the sudden disappearance of all those people so blaming aliens taking the "unfit" would fit right into the New World Order agenda.  

 

Jesus doing the Thanos snap before it was cool.

It does not. The rapture is not an original christian doctrine. 

The alien conspiracy roots to genesis with nephilim.

I miss religion threads. We should have them. Especially with the One who has been Undefeated in religion threads for more than 2 decades long. 

2021 ya'll. 2021. #CISCOSAVEUS2021

3 hours ago, Sonero said:

 

I normally just glance and scroll down your posts with great speed to protect myself, and I honestly thought this said SRK.  I thought some Saudi guy bought SRK, and in this very post that I am typing I was about to respond accordingly to it, but now I noticed it's SNK so whatever I intended to reply to is now scrapped. 

@Angle

What am I supposed to do here? I make a post that doesn't involve the Greatest Poster, no one replies to it. But when I made a post about HIM I got warned.

I am completely upset as to how I've been treated here. My first post was my first thread, and it gets locked. My avatar keeps changing as well as my profile banner. I get no responses on various topics/questions I open up here. WTH is the matter with all of you here?

I thought this was going to be the successor of SRK, instead I feel there are cuffs. It appears there is posting procedure in where we have to be mundane, limited, and just can't express ourselves the way men do. I dont understand why people are preferring such suppression, it's like a man preferring to wear condoms during sex. 

I just found out (or was reminded) that I really need to shave my armpits and crotch area. I used to have this bad habit of stroking my armpit hair because it helped me fall asleep, so I shaved to knock the habit out. 

How many of you shave your rectum btw? I normally sit on the sink and just use the razor. I've noticed that I have several strands that are kinda long, meaning I can actually make an attempt to twirl it with one finger. Pulling it out hurts btw. 

5 minutes ago, Angel said:

See what happens if you keep acting out lil mama

acting out what? You're telling me i'm breaking the rules when I'm not. 

Point out what specific rule did my post breal otherwise  this is a travesty.

5 minutes ago, Angel said:

If you don't know the rules I suggest you read them and go from there.   Next time I will obliterate your chair sniffing ass.

I didn't break any rules.Nothing in my post violated anything. I was speaking truth and hope.

Look at my av. You've been fiddly-diddling it by putting an anime girl in it.  

38 minutes ago, Angel said:

Lol that's some Kitty Pryde shit right there

Why was I warned? 

@Angle 

Why was I warned? I demand an explanation!

^ I agree with Angle. Politics are very girly. No real man cares about Trump or Bedin.. in fact's caring about their politics results to a person being right or left; no one is straight. 

 religion threads are better than politics, especially when HE is in those threads. There was always something special when seeing an Atheist get the Greatest Poster's foot right up his ass for having the audacity to force his atheistic shit down everyones throat.

I think we should talk about him more and how SRK losing him is like when Hogan left WWF for WCW back in 1994.  

5 hours ago, Volt said:

You wouldn't be saying that if you saw what I had for the Zelda Thread Title before people started saying it was too much. 🤣

What did you have planned for your peonic Zelda thread?

23 minutes ago, Sonero said:

 

Maybe. I'm working on being less confrontational in MegaShock. The savage slipped out for a min. Its tough not calling stuff out.

 

 

😂😂😂

 

Crepes are White Privilege food.

This is very upsetting. If what Somero displayed is considered savage and he is some what a toned down "attitude" of what he was, then the amount of work needed to bring the man out of  the posters here is crucial.  Time to make haste and protect the code of man.. other wise we are doomed to wear pink panties soon.


#CISCOSAVEUS

2 hours ago, JHDK said:

I cannot believe that I am both quoting you, and, your narcissistic slapstick aside, actually agreeing with you.

 

But holy shite was MVC:I the worst, possibly Final Form (tm), of toxic cancer vomit.

 

On a side note: I'll bet you never foresaw Chun as the counter to that Spirit-Bic [Crawling] spam.

 

I know I sure didn't.

 

Not that it really matters. It literally took MVC:I for me to ultimately cede that MVC3 was not the most banal, puerile pile of Japanese bullet hell wrapped up in a metastasis of Level 3 Taste Cancer of a badly emulated, bootleg Hong Kong rip-off of an excuse for a The Offspring magnitudes of a wannabe fighting game, Shingo Kicking itself in the mirror for not being more like the most meager shade of the shadow of its superior in every conceivable way big brother, MVC2.

 

I sucked at MVC2. And even I know that much.

The Greatest Poster didn't predict everything, but he predicted well enough that he is likely one of the main reasons why UMVC3 was successful. He predicted vergil/strider, his tier list was the only list that was consistent in longevity, and many other things.

Also, word on the street is that Chris G was a homeless bum until he snuck in  an internet cafe and used one of the computer illegally to browse through the SRK forums in which he read one of the Greatest Posters post regarding morridoom. 

all this marvel talk reminded me of the UMVC3 tier list thread in Shoryuken. I actually think that the Greatest Poster had a lot to do with the direction of UMVC3's meta. I mean he foresaw Morridoom way before Chris G ever became a player. I recall HIM posting strategies of how Morridoom is so powerful and should be considered over certain characters like Wesker, and everyone said he was trolling to didn't ever play UMVC3. Months after, it became real.

That wasn't the first prophecy either. Most of the characters he said where S tier where the ones who consistently landed in the top 8's in various different teams.

Prepy banned him btw during that, and eventually that board died and so did the entire mvc franchise because MVCI was terrible and there was no one making such innovative posts that players could take note of. 

I can't wait till HE comes here. 

I'm trying to figure out and recall every poster who migrated, i never saw posters like Hackingbird over there so I know she isn't from the old land but just out of curiosity, is Angel that Angelpan poster from Shoryuken? The one who used to post gay goku pictures?

19 hours ago, misterBee said:

When they announced SRK forums were closing in 2018 I built this place to replace it.

 

After a month of hard work and sleepless nights I launched it under the name SRK2.  People started to migrate over and things were pretty tight.

 

Then they announced the old SRK forums were NOT closing and everyone except for 8 people left.

 

I've been  running this place on my own and keeping this place afloat for 2 years now, and SRK migrants have once again returned.  I hope you guys enjoy your stay!

Lets also not forget that it was He who saved Shoryuken back in 2018. 

 

4 hours ago, Angel said:

Wonder how long I should let this continue....I know in my heart that dude is never gonna follow the rules

Listen. I will not be here for long. When the Greatest Poster arrives I will return as a lurker. 

At the same time, why are you writing this as if you are warning me? I'm not breaking rules. If the rules are i have to post like a girl then how can you expect this forum to ever be the next SRK? Especially when HE arrives?  The rate it's going, this site won't last until Feb 2021 at most. 

If you want this forum to be a successor then do not prohibit posters from being men. The days should be in preparation for HIS arrival. You should be actually thankful because now your job is about to get a massive paycut. Just look at Roman Chaos. That guy was struggling to pay his bills during the time he was modding but because of the Greatest Poster SRK's revenue sky rocketed that Roman managed to retire early. He is now enjoying his fruit juice at some mediocre beach.

Also, stop trying to change my avatar and making all these anime images on my posts.

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