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    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    2 hours ago, MillionX said:

    Right from the start, sadly I must admit that Dracula has a rather weak team here, relatively speaking; he's carrying, basically.  Team Horror Slashers has a good lineup; Freddy in particular is a gamebreaker IF a battle takes place in Dreamland where he's a god.  Jason doesn't have any obvious magical things like that going on but he's pretty much unstoppable....like if a zombie/revenant was "Doomsday" from DC.

     

    Team Sci-Fi/Horror---even their "weak" link Alien/Xenomorph is a powerful wild card that has acid blood as a "feature".  Predator has intelligence and sophisticated tech/weapons on his side... and Terminator is another one that is borderline unstoppable......oh yeah this comes down to a pretty good match between the Slasher team and the Sci-Fi Horrors, I'd say... if it takes place in reality instead of Dreamland, that drastically weakens what Freddy is capable of, obviously.... yeah I'd lean towards Predator/Alien/Terminator eventually taking the win. 

     

    *ah, and I was assuming the T-800....that's probably the "default" most people think of when thinking about "The Terminator".... it just hit me that this may become more lopsided if we were to include the T-1000 in the mix.  heh, I wonder how many people even remember the other types of Terminators in the lore...most probably just remember the 800, the 1000 and the female model from part 3 (the "T-X" I think was the name?)  

    I don't know if the alien/xenomorph can be counted as a weak link, especially if they all work as a team.  IMO it will be the fastest one on the field.  Frankenstein's monster ain't even being looked at for this part.  I have a feeling that Dracula would be ineffective against a singular xeno and don't let it be more than one.  GGPO.

     

    I don't know if those things even feel fear, but if they do then MAYBE freddy can get some work in.  If not, GGPO.

     

    Mike/Jason  They're good on defense since they apparently can't be killed and they might be okay fighting the xeno.  I don't know how much damage acid blood will do to their bodies, but if they try stabbing the xeno it'll have to be a kill shot.  Either way they lose the blades for that.  

     

    I guess going with the T-800 is good since it's the one that showed up in almost all the movies.  I guess we'll strip him down to current weapons.  Still, the T-800 is stupid tough.  They can beat a truck to death  (T3) survive all kinds of damage, (T1-T3) and their future backed knowledge could be a game changer.  I'm sure a T-800 can go hand-to-hand with Jason and Mike, and since I've never seen Frankenstein's monster show more than roid strength.  Drac and Wolfie better get it on before the break of dawn or else......AND NO BITING BITCHES!!!  

     

    Predator Vs. Frankenstein..............

     

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    Sorry, but he's gonna put that pain on the oldschoolers.  Frankie ain't dodging no shoulder cannons and I don't think either drac nor wolfie can do anything other than dodge.  Unless you're getting Count Magnus lee involved, Vampires ain't getting much love unless they can give the Predator a pain in the neck.  Wolfie?  He's been dealing with wilder animals than you and one is on his team.  

     

    Freddy might get in.  I don't know how he does dodging bullets, but in dreamworld he'll get it on.  Mike and Jason might go toe-to-toe with the pred IF they can get in on him.  That range game + Stealth attack is gonna be hell to deal with when you're used to being the hunter, not the hunted.

     

    The more I think about it, poor frankenstein was really just a monster of his time.  I wouldn't want to face him in the ring, but if I can range him, he's gonna end up burned out literally.  Dracula might have to seriously carry for that team seriously.

     

     

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    1 hour ago, axeman61 said:

    These fucking anti-vaxxers, man. I really hope none of these variants become a lot more deadly than before. We've been lucking out so far with "mild" variants, but something more serious could really fuck us up at this rate. Even with how they're doing the mRNA vaccines, they can't possibly keep up with all these mutations.

     

    It's wild that you don't even hear about the "original" Rona anymore. It has its jersey in the rafters at this point.

    There are reasons why people are against this vax.  This is part of it.

    https://rumble.com/vs6meb-an-11-year-old-child-dies-after-receiving-a-vaccine-father-is-left-reeling.html?mref=6zof&mc=dgip3&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=In+Search+of+Truth&ep=1

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    FINALLY my laptop has arrived.  

    Oh, wait a minute, the OTHER one I ordered has arrived, not the one I ordered all the way back in November.  I don't know what happened with all of that, but fuck it.  Looks like I'll be needing another Megashock sticker to properly swag the new gear with while I call the other company a lot of names that I probably shouldn't post in here.  Either way I'm finally gonna get my workspace back to normal.......................I hope.

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    2 hours ago, Faltimar the Dark said:

    What da fuck is TL?  You've said it a couple/few times and I cant think of what that is.

     

     

    Betty White was a pretty good lookin' younger lady.

     

    TL = Time Line.

     

    Also:  Happy Insurrection day!!  🤣  

     

    With any luck my laptop will be here today.  Hopefully they won't rush my house.  They don't want to know what goes on in here.  Just put it on the deck and bounce.  You'll be safer that way.

     

     

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    3 hours ago, BornWinner said:

    Looked even further and saw that she will be doing NFTs of her fart jars.

     

    Why?  You would think the reason anyone would want the jars in the first place is because you can interact with it. How does making it an image do anything?

     

    I need to stop thinking before I lose my mind.

    bruh.  In affairs such as these, sanity will only hinder your understanding.  Release your mind and enter the madness.  

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    Posted · Edited by Deadly_Raver

    for those of you who were betting that 2022 is going to be 2020 part 2, come get your money.

     

    https://totallythebomb.com/girl-farts-in-a-jar-hospital

     

    When people talk about gas shortages, this isn't what I was thinking.  

     

    Dat (G) Ass..............Couldn't handle the ill winds of outrageous fortune.

     

    she's farting in a jar for mad loot.  You have to ask exactly WHO is buying it......................and why?

     

    In fact, let's just get into it.

     

    How do you authenticate the product?  How do YOU know that what you're getting is authentic ass gas from the source and not from some inferior fart maker?  

     

    How is this insured when it is mailed to the buyer?  "One glass of ass gas.  Handle with care...............OR ELSE."

     

    Is there a money-back guarantee if you are not satisfied with your purchase?  

     

    Are there special instructions on how to handle your purchase?

    If you open the jar, is it considered an accident or intentional?  

     

    Can you imagine being the poor butterfingers who drops those bombs in the warehouse?  🤣

     

    I think I'm done here.  Gonna order some mason jars and put invisible light in them for sale.  

     

     

     

    ...................What?  Some chick made nearly a quarter million selling farts!!  Everything goes after that.

     

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    1 hour ago, J-ride said:

    The real bullshit was when Dark Magician got pulled out of his ass.  Then you knew some RIDICULOUS NONSENSE was about to go down.

    whenever jaden from YuGiOh GX looked like he was about to lose, you KNEW some bullshit was about to happen.  1 HP left, both arms broken, no cards left, one monster on the field, the field is on fire, the opponent has 10 dragons, Airwolf, a full lifebar with six x-factors activated, an orbital weapon, Knights of the round, Master Tonberry, AND a cactuar ready to activate next round, and what does Jaden do? 

     

    Jaden: "Alright!!  It's time to get my game on!"  

     

    Opponent: "................I'll just take my things and go wait in the shadow realm.  GGs."

     

    I'd rather just face the demons.  At least I may die from something that makes sense and doesn't take an hour to explain.

    The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

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    Posted

    12 hours ago, Faltimar the Dark said:

    I wish I could find a version of The Terminator before they edited the gun sounds.  Shit is fucked and I cant stand how puny the pistols sound.  It use to be BOOMBOOM now its pewpew.

     

    The Terminator and Aliens are my two all time favorites.  Just loved those movies as a kid, the story and action and such...and I just kept on lovin'em.

    If you cannot add Predator to the list, then............................

     

     

     

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