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Fucking too late again from the PS5 stock drop yesterday.

Fucking too late again from the PS5 stock drop yesterday.

Fucking too late again from the PS5 stock drop yesterday.

Finally got a PS5 ordered!
 
Time to finish the FF7R DLC and try out the Death Stranding DC

I like Sonic as much as the next fan but I'm definitely not trying to smell like a hedgehog.

Now you too can smell like two shirtless men fighting, unfinished storylines, and a hedgehog that hates water!
 
 

You gotta be a real, fetid asshole to tip one cent. Better not to tip at all.
 

I don't know if this is real or not but I had to see it and so should y'all...
 
 
 

Mark my words, the horny will make RE Village win GOTY all thanks to the Nalgotica of Dimitrescu.
I sure did vote because of that 🤣
 

 
 

I started buying consoles later on because it means I've still got games I want to play on the previous gen while the new gen is coming out and that means less pressure to get the new(usually hard to come by) system. 

https://www.ign.com/articles/bots-scalpers-ruining-chances-of-getting-ps5-xbox-series-x-nintendo-switch-oled
 
All people have to do is stop giving them money and it will discourage them from doing that.  But people are clearly too fucking impatient and don't care how their actions effect others and the future.   I know when my son gets to the age of wanting a console himself I'm gonna tell him straight up that he's gonna have to wait on it cause I refuse to feed these people.

Jurassic Park X Transformers set.
 
This is cool more for the fact that it exists. In some ways I regret taking it out of the box. 
 

 
Tyrannocon is based off of the Kingdom Megatron mold. JP93 is a new mold. My  sneaking suspicion is that it's a pre-tool for the TF Armada character Red-Alert. 

she's r. kelly's soulmate.

Watch: BRASS AGAINST Vocalist Sophia Urista Urinates on Fan Onstage During "Welcome to Rockville" Set (NSFW)
 

 
At the ongoing Welcome to Rockvillefestival yesterday, New York collective Brass Against were performing, and frontwoman Sophia Urista kept saying she really had to use the bathroom.
I guess she asked the crowd if anybody wanted to be peed on and one fan into water sports was more than willing to take the brunt of Sophia's #1.
Sure enough, the below footage shows the fan getting onstage during Brass Against's cover of Rage Against the Machine's "Wake Up." Sophia pulls down her pants and thong and whooosh there it is! Impressively, Sophia continues to sing while, uhh, going.
In an age when it's hard to get your band publicity, this is sure one way to do it!
 
 
 
Man, those V.I. pee passes are crazy

FEMALE FRIDAY
 
 

he's always been long-winded to say the least... a mere 2-hour call would be an example of a "brief" chat with him.  It's even worse in person, actually....he will literally talk all day until it's late at night and people are falling asleep in their chairs (as he keeps going somehow...like he doesn't even get tired)....like a politician in "filibuster mode"...or one of those ridiculous 5+ hour Nerdrotic live-streams, basically...taken to the extreme.
 
There's a scene from an old Daffy Duck cartoon where this dude is sitting in the kitchen stone-faced while Daffy is laughing it up talking on and on and on forever and the guy looks like he'd rather be anywhere else....that scene describes it perfectly; I've looked for it as an animated gif for quite some time but never found it.
 
edit---hahaha I'm still laughing about that twitter clip of that female singer that took a long piss on that dude's face at a show... imagine if it was #2 though... if she dropped a deuce on that guy right there on stage 😆
It's also funny how the dude got up hyped from it too like "HELL YEAH!"  He was amped to receive her piss stream on his face. 🤣

"Your Honor, my clients are not racist. I am."

Veggie burgers aren't that bad if you put bacon on them.

Today in small town hilarity. I'm on the south side of Boston... Basically the side Ben Affleck pretends he's from in every movie. Me and another are shooting the shit tellin horror stories and tips and he goes I'm a movie star. I'm like what? He's like I'm in films.. Mind you has the most Boston accent. He tells me he's in gone baby gone as a character with 1 line. I had to really hard hold back my laugh. But I bet it works at the bars on girls. 

What the fuck is this shit?
 
 
 

Any SRK'ers into crypto/NFT stuff? If you are into CCG ie Hearthstone/Magic the Gathering, Gods Unchained finally released their GODS token(current price traded $4-6 bucks) last week. They have an 8-week tourny where you earn free GODS token on weekly basis. Just need a metamask wallet.
More info:
 
https://godsunchained.com/token/claim
 
This shits legit; they finally got Market up and running in Immutable X platform(layer 2). New ppl can't mint cards atm but it is coming. I been playing since this past summer casually(an hour max daily) and I just posted some cards for sale the other day and I already earned a whooping $5 worth of ETH.

Top 10 Reasons why Decepticons are the black people of Transformers
 
1) Favorite color is purple
 
2) They consume artificial pink DRANK.
 
3) The relationship between Megatron and Starscream is that of a pimp and his ho (Does Megatron have to choke a bitch?)
 
4) Megatron has a BBC (Big Black Cannon)
 
5) Soundwave is a pimp without even trying
 
6) Blitzwing held a football coach captive and used the power of DAT MADDEN to try to overthrow Megatron and defeat the Autobots.
 
7) Swindle's haggling skills are equal to Kevin Hart's in "40 Year Old Virgin"
 
8. In the movie, Scavenger basically says "FUCK DA POLICE" with his actions.
 
9. In Season 3, they relocate to Charr, the Detroit of the galaxy (I thought it was a smudge on the screen. Yeah that fits their description of Charr alright)
 
10.  Skywarp does the DAT ASS pose in the first episode.