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In regards to DmC....
 
I feel the game got appropriately shit on when it first released. No lock on, stricter color coded enemy rules, Tameem, etc. 
 
The Definitive Edition however (which never came to PC for whatever reason) fixes a lot of the issues I had, gameplay wise. 
 
Story is still dumb as fuck, dialog and characters are still whack as hell, but as an action game I really liked a lot of things it did thematically and mechanically. The way they represent the "demon world" as a chaotic and constantly changing mirror of the real world is still cool as fuck to me. The soundtrack also goes hard as shit, I dig the more "nu metal" style, even tho I also love shit like Devil Trigger from V. 
 
As an aside: I also really like the idea of showing a  young, arrogant and selfish Dante shaping up into the mega confident godslayer we see in all the other games. It's too bad that portrayal falls flat in its execution throughout the game. 

Skyrim adventures---This random Imperial bitch tried to say somethin' smart about me wearing the Stormcloak armor....big mistake considering there was no one else around to save her....yeah, snuck up on her and she took this 1-shot kill from a warhammer; nice that I got that slow-mo "cinematic kill" on this as well....looted the corpse and left her naked out there.  There was no bounty on me for this of course since there was no witnesses.  
 
Another good one was in that Redwater Den where all the "Skooma" addicts hang out... I was there for one of the Dawnguard quests... it was satisfying when I sneaked into that area with the attendant/cashier lady; I was invisible and sliced her down in 1 shot with a 2-hand sword.  The dude that patrols the hallway looked up like "...what?  What happened...?" then went back to minding his business; from his perspective he just looked up and suddenly she wasn't there....didn't know I was crouched over there and invisible, next to her dead body on the floor....yeah I left her naked as well.  I am the monster, and they can do nothing to stop this.

Man’s literally saying nothing. What does being better than someone actually mean and how is forcing someone to guess wrong not a part of that? I can’t think of a game that doesn’t have that aspect, even if some do it more than others.
 
It’s rich this is coming from the guy that came up with Street Fighter V.

I saw a YouTube comment that said Punk was basically LTG with skills and honestly I can see it. That post should be in scrub quotes. Has this  man seen the move sets of a Tekken character? Has he seen the roster size of a Tekken game? If he's bitching about a 20 character roster SF game, he's going to be for rude awakening when's trying to remember the matchup in a 3D fighter with three dozen characters with over 100 moves each.

Wild. I guess he's tired of Brave stuff in Granblue because I'm  sure he was playing that game for reasoning just like this. What an interesting dude

Sakura reading this tweet....

Meanwhile, Punk right after losing:
 

 
....bro has NOT played Tekken. 💀

Oh. I legit couldn't see them. Ass is straight devouring those undies 
Holy fuck of jesus. All I wanted to do was quote this post on mobile and respond to it. I had to open 3 different mobile browsers, fail, and finally boot up my whole ass PC just to insert text below this quote. Why is this site so fucking broken on mobile. It's a big reason I'm not here frequently lmfao
 
ANYWAY

This doesn't surprise me one bit. Remember when people were legit upset when FFVII Remake first showed Tifa and her tits went from double D's to like, 1.5 D's?
 
Between stuff like that, this and MJ's face in Spidey 2, I cannot physically stand any more manufactured discourse bro. I'm so tired 

Fuck this game
 

Meanwhile, Punk right after losing:
 

 
....bro has NOT played Tekken. 💀

Oh. I legit couldn't see them. Ass is straight devouring those undies 
Holy fuck of jesus. All I wanted to do was quote this post on mobile and respond to it. I had to open 3 different mobile browsers, fail, and finally boot up my whole ass PC just to insert text below this quote. Why is this site so fucking broken on mobile. It's a big reason I'm not here frequently lmfao
 
ANYWAY

This doesn't surprise me one bit. Remember when people were legit upset when FFVII Remake first showed Tifa and her tits went from double D's to like, 1.5 D's?
 
Between stuff like that, this and MJ's face in Spidey 2, I cannot physically stand any more manufactured discourse bro. I'm so tired 

I'm adding this to my lexicon. 
 
Thank you, Martian. 

Oh. I legit couldn't see them. Ass is straight devouring those undies 
Holy fuck of jesus. All I wanted to do was quote this post on mobile and respond to it. I had to open 3 different mobile browsers, fail, and finally boot up my whole ass PC just to insert text below this quote. Why is this site so fucking broken on mobile. It's a big reason I'm not here frequently lmfao
 
ANYWAY

This doesn't surprise me one bit. Remember when people were legit upset when FFVII Remake first showed Tifa and her tits went from double D's to like, 1.5 D's?
 
Between stuff like that, this and MJ's face in Spidey 2, I cannot physically stand any more manufactured discourse bro. I'm so tired 

I remember when they complained about Tifa's bust being too small in Crisis Core. 14 Year Old Tifa....
 
 
 
 

Bro I just had someone telling me she was censored by a committe...like what? Her tits are still huge, she has spats on and Grade A Thigh High socks on, the fuck you talking about? They threw more fetish fuel in lol. 

Meanwhile, Punk right after losing:
 

 
....bro has NOT played Tekken. 💀

@B R O W NSee what you've done 🤣

Oh. I legit couldn't see them. Ass is straight devouring those undies 
Holy fuck of jesus. All I wanted to do was quote this post on mobile and respond to it. I had to open 3 different mobile browsers, fail, and finally boot up my whole ass PC just to insert text below this quote. Why is this site so fucking broken on mobile. It's a big reason I'm not here frequently lmfao
 
ANYWAY

This doesn't surprise me one bit. Remember when people were legit upset when FFVII Remake first showed Tifa and her tits went from double D's to like, 1.5 D's?
 
Between stuff like that, this and MJ's face in Spidey 2, I cannot physically stand any more manufactured discourse bro. I'm so tired 

Meanwhile, Punk right after losing:
 

 
....bro has NOT played Tekken. 💀

Meanwhile, Punk right after losing:
 

 
....bro has NOT played Tekken. 💀

Oh. I legit couldn't see them. Ass is straight devouring those undies 
Holy fuck of jesus. All I wanted to do was quote this post on mobile and respond to it. I had to open 3 different mobile browsers, fail, and finally boot up my whole ass PC just to insert text below this quote. Why is this site so fucking broken on mobile. It's a big reason I'm not here frequently lmfao
 
ANYWAY

This doesn't surprise me one bit. Remember when people were legit upset when FFVII Remake first showed Tifa and her tits went from double D's to like, 1.5 D's?
 
Between stuff like that, this and MJ's face in Spidey 2, I cannot physically stand any more manufactured discourse bro. I'm so tired