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$9 seems pretty worth it for 50 hours of gameplay right about now 💀

Well. If Ubisoft says we should get used to "not owning our games", they should probably get used to piracy too. Can't steal something that can't be owned in the first place, right?

I'm sorry but no amount of discussion will convince me that Sakura is analogous to Dan. One is clearly meant to parody, the other just feels like another take on a shoto. I mean, by that measure, is Sean a parody character too? Genuinely curious, cause I've never felt that way about him either.

Parody character = Character I personally don't like By that measure anyone can be a parody character, lmfao. Let's call Ken a parody of Ryu or Adon a parody of Sagat next. I wanna see how far the mental gymnastics can be taken

TO MEMPHIS!!!

True, it should remain Ryu or a boring white guy for the next 17 games, frankly. Doesn't really matter if they capitalize on a character they've built up as Ryu's predecessor for years and years; people would legit reject the premise and call it "woke" these days before it even hit store shelves. 💀

Yeah that's true lol I guess I just like that he's more of a genuine bratty asshole in DmC.

In regards to DmC.... I feel the game got appropriately shit on when it first released. No lock on, stricter color coded enemy rules, Tameem, etc. The Definitive Edition however (which never came to PC for whatever reason) fixes a lot of the issues I had, gameplay wise. Story is still dumb as fuck, dialog and characters are still whack as hell, but as an action game I really liked a lot of things it did thematically and mechanically. The way they represent the "demon world" as a chaotic and constantly changing mirror of the real world is still cool as fuck to me. The soundtrack also goes hard as shit, I dig the more "nu metal" style, even tho I also love shit like Devil Trigger from V. As an aside: I also really like the idea of showing a young, arrogant and selfish Dante shaping up into the mega confident godslayer we see in all the other games. It's too bad that portrayal falls flat in its execution throughout the game.

I keep saying it and beating an already buried horse, but; Sakura should've been the one to headline the "new generation" of SF, not Luke. I like Luke a lot as a character, but damn bro, just feels like wasted potential to me.

Oh. I legit couldn't see them. Ass is straight devouring those undies Holy fuck of jesus. All I wanted to do was quote this post on mobile and respond to it. I had to open 3 different mobile browsers, fail, and finally boot up my whole ass PC just to insert text below this quote. Why is this site so fucking broken on mobile. It's a big reason I'm not here frequently lmfao ANYWAY This doesn't surprise me one bit. Remember when people were legit upset when FFVII Remake first showed Tifa and her tits went from double D's to like, 1.5 D's? Between stuff like that, this and MJ's face in Spidey 2, I cannot physically stand any more manufactured discourse bro. I'm so tired

And god help us all if they do.

Meanwhile, Punk right after losing: ....bro has NOT played Tekken. 💀

Damn we can post raw uncensored coochie here with a full serving of feet. We ain't even on Twitter bro. Your goon levels gotta be off the charts to post something like tha- oh, it's Hecatom. Anyway, I thought this was interesting: Soon...

Million has abandoned his crusade against always-online games?? For ESO!!??

Fuck this game