Chadouken

49 minutes ago, Sonichuman said:

Felt like we spent 10 whole minutes getting stomped by bugs and dying until we got shit under control.

It doesn't take long for shit to start snowballing 😂

@Sonichumanhave you fucked around with the Expendable Anti-Tank support weapon?  EAT is becoming my go-to for bugs.  One shot will take the armor off a charger leg,  leaving it exposed to easily finish off,  and two shots to the face will drop a bile titan  (only takes one if its already damaged from an air strike or orbital). The call in time is only 70 seconds,  and you get two of them per call in.  Been putting in  work with it 💪

3 hours ago, Darc_Requiem said:

So does this mean @Chadoukenis Falcons fan now? 🙃Justin Fields must be cursed. Dude was rumored to be going to the Falcons or Steelers both of them signed vets. Maybe he can go to the Vikings? I just saw that Saquon Barkley is an Eagle now. Free Agency has already been interesting and it just started.

Nah, man,  I'm sticking with the Vikings.  Cousins worked as a mechanic to pick a different team.  Falcons are nuts to guarantee $100 mill to a guy who's 35 years old,  coming off an Achilles,  and has one playoff win in his career.  They gonna find out 

3 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

I hope to see someone finally giving him a well deserved punch to the face.

They're both going to get fucking shot.  And I'll have no sympathy, fucking little prick. People like that deserve exactly what they get.

23 minutes ago, Sonichuman said:

Stalkers are my worst fucking enemy right now cause you'll be minding your own business trying to handle the stuff in front of you and then these guys pop up behind you and start slashing at you like they're Dark Reavers from Starcraft.  And then to make them extra annoying, when they feel they've taken enough damage they try to camouflage and run away to try again when you're not paying attention to them to sneak up  on you again.  There's been countless times of my group laying down fire on a group of enemies in an area and then this MF comes behind one of us and ends up ruining shit.

Bro I absolutely know what you're talking about lol. Stalkers immediately become the priority when we see them, and we drop everything to go find the nest. They can quickly turn a great run into a complete shitshow 😂

1 hour ago, Sonichuman said:

Chargers aren't so bad on their own but it becomes a pain in the ass if they have those lil assholes around them that spit on you and slow you down.

The worst is when you get like 4 chargers at once lol. Orbital Rail Cannon is your friend. 

3 hours ago, axeman61 said:

Random, but does one have to have watched Dune 1 to enjoy Dune 2? I'm hearing all this stuff about how great Dune 2 is, but didn't see 1.

Yeah you should definitely watch part 1 first. 

2 hours ago, Darc_Requiem said:

Damn, you sound like my friend from back in the day that always named his protagonist "Lord Bone" or "Deez Nuts". Not going to lie, sometimes it was funny. "The world is saved thanks to Deez Nuts"

Oh I've named Link Piss, and Sharted, and shit like that 😂

I remember in Monster Hunter on PS4 I made a slutty chick and named her Heather.  She died a lot because I refused to put any armor on her 🤣

1 hour ago, Darc_Requiem said:

Clown? Either your phone autocorrected Cloud to Clown, which given my opinion of him in the OG game is hilarious or you're referencing FF6 and Kefka.

That's actually what I named him in the original game 😂

I changed Barret to Barrel. 

I remember playing FF7 in high school and loving it.  Then I recently played the remake and thought it was decent,  but I never finished it.  Clown kinda annoyed me.

16 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

I just like how these turds chant states rights to make decisions for themselves right up to the second they make a decision they don't like then suddenly states rights don't matter. 

No,  the SCOTUS just told us that the decision on whether to let an insurrectionist run for president again should be left up to the likes of Jim Jordan, MTG, Matt Gaetz, etc., to pass legislation through Congress 😂

57 minutes ago, Lantis said:

Costner gonna be typecasted in cowboy roles now LOL

Considering he also produced and directed that film,  it makes sense 

New western coming this summer.  Gonna be in two parts:  part one in June, part two in August.

This is why Costner left Yellerstone.

Is this Brie Larson? 

Hope none of their 8 children turn out to be gay. 

1 hour ago, VirginDefiler said:

I bet that dog is neutered. 

I unlocked Helldive difficulty last night, which is the hardest difficulty.  The one before that is called Impossible and is fucking INTENSE.  Pure adrenaline rush. Helldive is gonna be ridiculous 😂

3 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

Maybe. But we just can't talk constructively about anything that isn't games and even then it can go either way. So I'm done.

Yall need to stream a First to 10 match in Street Fighter for all of us to watch.  Whoever wins has the bigger penis and gets to bang the other's cousin. That has to be steamed, too.

You guys are both stubborn knuckleheads. If we were in person yall would be best friends lol.

29 minutes ago, iStu X said:

Cum

Goddammit Stu, ya got me 😂🤣🤣

Can anyone recommend a good face moisturizer for guys? Something that isn't greasy and has SPF in it.  My wife says I need something. 

2 hours ago, RSG3 said:

I'm not a fucking IT/Engineer and I figured it out for my Laptop and my Thinkstation so clearly not everyone who owns a PC is in IT and yet can still fucking figure this out with minimal effort, so why can't Elon who is an Engineer?

Why should an engineer be able to do computer stuff?  Like,  what the fuck does driving a train have to do with setting up your laptop? 

@DoctaMario

@RSG3

I would just like to take this time to thank you both for making my Monday a little more tolerable 😂