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42 minutes ago, Lantis said:

Hey guys how effective are the home pregnancy tests?

 

Because my wife just took 3 of them and all of them came back positive

 

So.....yay? Guess I get to be part of the dad's club now 😅

Congrats, man! Being a dad is the best! 

21 minutes ago, VirginDefiler said:

jesus aint a ghost tho. he's more like goku after he absorbed spirit bomb to defeat android 13

I always thought he was more like a zombie.

18 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said:

So you were one of those people bullied me when I was a 4'8" 83lb 11 year old that disappeared completely when I was a 5'10" 175lb 14 year old? 🙃

Nah man,  I'm just playing 😂

My nickname on the school bus was Bookworm. I had an hour long ride both ways in my country-ass Louisa County. So I read fantasy books 😆 

I made fun of all the nerds growing up. 

I think my favorite souls game is Jedi Survivor. 

57 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said:

Then he's doing at least 21 years and 3 months of that 25. It's why no one wants to catch a Federal case. 1) They usually don't even charge you unless they have you dead to rights 2) Whatever sentence you get, you serving that time.

What happens if you get charged for,  say,  holding TS classified documents and lie about it? Or for attempting to defraud the United States?  Or attempting to obstruct an official proceeding? 

Just now, RSG3 said:

Too many auto scrollers. 

 

 

I'll auto scroll my weenis in yo mouf

40 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

You could say that about any game though since no game is perfect.

Pshaw. 

You've obviously never played Super Mario Bros. 3.

1 minute ago, blackline said:

I'm black bro

I know.  But Home Alone was from a time when it was OK for black kids to watch movies starring white people.  

Just now, blackline said:

who is kieran?

McCauley's brother.  He played Fuller. The kid who apparently pisses the bed and was supposed to share a bed with Kevin and Kevin protested and Fuller drank some milk and grinned.

Do you even Home Alone brah?

11 minutes ago, blackline said:

Home Alone kid is trans now? Did this happen before or after Disney bought fox?

Kieran is cousin Fuller you dipshit. 

9 minutes ago, Lantis said:

So I guess Zata is back again eh?

He's such a dumbass 🤣

Huh, they want us to completely destroy the bots? Interesting...

14 minutes ago, Camacho said:

 

The best part of HZD's gameplay was the way you could target weak points and blow up/rip parts off of enemies. Human combat was terribly lame. The story gets interesting later. 

Story got really good when Sylens shows up. Love that they modeled the character after Lance Reddick.  Really gonna miss Lance if/when a third game releases. 

I always used stealth as much as possible for the raider outposts,  so I actually enjoyed the human combat.  It wasn't groundbreaking,  but it was fun. 

5 hours ago, Faltimar the Dark said:

Edit - Also, I was gonna start Horizon 2 but when I watched the intro I realized I dont remember anything about the first game cept for the beginning part.  So im gonna play the first one right now then the second.  Anyhow, as I was playing I realized that the Aloy chick isnt really that good lookin'.  She's got an ok lookin' body and pretty hair...but she's not really all that pretty...her face. 

I played through HZD again before Forbidden West, and I think I actually enjoyed it more the second time.  Mostly because it was 60 FPS on PS5, but I'm glad to have gone through the story again too.  They're both fun games. 

8 minutes ago, VirginDefiler said:

he repeats himself too often for my taste.

 

this is a cameron movie.

 

female protagonist.

weak n useless at first.

meets up with male sensei.

that teaches her to be strong.

but for her to shine, bloom, 

sensei must die before end of movie.

female is stalked by villain.

sensei dies right here. 3/4th of the movie thru.

villain is supernatural in most his movies.

female heroine defeats villain.

female becomes mom.

the end.

its the plot to the terminator, aliens, and titanic.

 

I wouldn't say Ripley was weak and useless at the beginning of Aliens.

I'm fucking so ded right now ^ 

🤣💀

To be fair, I've seen the opposite happen as well- where the game character looks way better than the model.  For example, I thought MJ was ugly as fuck in Spider-Man 2.  But then I saw the actual person she was modeled after.

Why does it matter? 

Edit: Oh, fuck me in the balldick.

Hip drop tackles just got banned. 15 yards and automatic first down. 

As a Refs fan,  I couldn't be happier 

The thing i remember most about Titanic was that i was on a double date, and my buddy and I both got in trouble for laughing our asses off when the ship sank and everyone was falling off it and shit 😂

Word,  maybe I'll watch the Clone Wars series first. Thanks, guys.