Chadouken

Who was that big tiddy bitch in a recent Resident Evil game? 

Would (get) smash(ed)

They make dudes uglier in video games too.  Just look what they did to Luke Skywalker in Jedi Survivor.  Turned him into a goddamn ginger.  He looks exactly like that gay dude from Shameless now,  and nothing like young Mark Hamill. For "inclusion" I guess. 

Why did Nintendo design Mario to be a Mexican in overalls? 

I always thought it ironic that Ford discontinued the Bronco after the OJ chase and replaced it with the Escape. 

Also:

8 hours ago, MillionX said:

Imagine the possibilities in a few years.... who would even need Hollywood studios anymore at that point?  ...I could just direct the almighty AI to create whatever, all specifically catered to your own taste; just off the top of my head here:

• The Originals, season 6, Vampire Diaries season 9... a "fixed" version of "Legacies".
• Automan, with today's special effects.
• New Silverhawks series.
• Sectaurs: The Return. (an IP that has absolutely no chance, since I am one of perhaps 35 people in the world that remember it)
• Unreal Championship
• Viewtiful Joe
• Dungeons & Dragons (continuing with the characters from the old 80s cartoon; new adventures)
• Vampire the Masquerade series
• Strider
• Baldur's Gate - the continuing adventures of my characters, of course.

...and of course that's not even getting into any of the original ideas that could become reality according to whatever the user has in mind.  The list goes on and on forever.... effectively making the regular Hollywood tv/movies industry obsolete for me.

 

Dude,  all this exactly!  Endless possibilities. 

And can you imagine if AI gets into the video game industry?  What does that even look like?  Stadia was released before its time and failed because the world wasn't ready for streaming games.  But what if streaming AI generated games based on what you tell it you want becomes a reality?  Imagine VR AI. Holy fuck. 

Are we going to eventually have AI streaming apps installed in TVs that let us watch whatever we tell it to make?  This shit is pretty wild. 

Bruh.

@Hecatom @Darc_Requiem

Yall laugh,  but bungie with their back against the wall looks to have done some pretty crazy shit with allowing us to mix multiple subclasses in one build. If they stick the narrative landing (which they did with Witch Queen but failed miserably during Lightfall)  then it could potentially be some good content.  New enemy types also,  not just reskins. I'm hype, but I'm also aware they are masters at overhyping their content. And wouldn't it be fitting for them to let me down one last time? 

OK, so I'm fucking HYPE for DENSITY again 🤯

https://www.youtube.com/live/jyIm-_Na8mI?si=LPQJWMRdfyzNCyU4

2 hours ago, axeman61 said:

What games have DEI affected that would have been SO AMAZING if it wasn't a factor though? Most trash games wouldn't have NOT been saved had they ducked diversity. Hell, there are plenty of games that are trash with no diversity.

 

I'm not well read on DEI in general, but this overall feels like yet another thing those annoying anti-woke fucks are beating into the ground for relevance.

Well,  it would have made it easier to jerk off to Aloy if they hadn't messed her face up.

Uggh myy eyeses arellfuccked up now/ mcan;t see anythiogn

30 minutes ago, Hecatom said:

Plus, is clear the devs don't want to deal with the obvious shitshow that would be people killing teammates with rainbow flags.

We all know people will do it for shit and giggles and the rainbow mafia will claim harassment because of it

Bruh, now I wish that shit was in the game 🤣

500 KG input ^

18 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

I haven't played the game and only have been reading about it, but....

 

Hasn't the dev of H2 basically told people that want dei stuff in the game to fuck off? Maybe that's what people are talking about when they say it's "anti political?" It doesn't have any characters, designs, or storylines that a lot of other dei influenced companies are using? If that's the case, then mentioning the story seems to be missing the point.

 

Again, could be wrong, but it would make sense especially since there seems to be a backlash against games with a lot of dei stuff in them brewing.

The plot is we're on a mission to spread managed democracy.  Period. There's no room for any PC or political stuff.  We even have to have permission to have sex, and our votes are predetermined in this democracy. No time to worry about that shit,  we have to go kill bugs for oil, dammit.

Super Mario Maker has been 100 percent completed.  There was a level that someone uploaded using TAS, which was considered illegitimate. But someone actually just beat that level,  right before Nintendo is shutting down Wii U servers tomorrow. It's been a pretty cool community event I've been following and super cool that someone actually beat the level without the use of tools. 

https://www.destructoid.com/super-mario-makers-impossible-level-has-been-legitimately-beaten-by-team-0/

1 hour ago, iStu X said:

Edit: 😬 I forgot I'm not supposed to post pictures with wieners. 

Ugh. My daughter wants to be a donut for Halloween this year. 

But she wants me to be a goddamn cupcake.

1 hour ago, DangerousJ said:

Controversial statement:

 

Limeade is better than lemonade.

I think it depends on the quality of either one at any given time.

4 minutes ago, Sonero said:

If you guys haven't listened to it yet, you HAVE to listen to Beyonce's cover of Jolene.

 

That thing is up there with Ghostbusters 2016 and Cats 2019 in quality. Its insane what they were able to achieve.

 

The Dolly song? 

All three Tomb Raider movies combine for a total of $709.5 million box office. 

Mario made $1.36 billion. One movie.

But Lara got dem TIDDIES!

No Ryu or Chunners?

Sus.

7 hours ago, Reticently said:

 

 

I wonder how many of those women assume we care. 

33 minutes ago, Sonichuman said:

Yeah I need this.  Ran into the aerial gunships last night and holy shit do things go south if you don't take them out.

Dude. Those gunships are ridiculous.  They decimated our entire team and we failed to even start extraction on a mission last night.  Luckily we had completed the mission objectives before we ran into them, but damn.