Chadouken

That stories toasty. 

Enjoy your WTF weekend! 
 
 

LInk: I just got turned into Deku scrub literally 8 hours ago bro.  If I gotta play this everytime to save some souls then Termina is COOKED.

VGMF 
 
 
 
 

Baldur's Gate---so I fought this robot called "Grym"... it's such a ridiculous character and fight... but easily beatable via a gimmick of pushing a lever so a giant hammer device smashes down, crushing him for 150 damage a hit....he has "only" 300 so once he gets smacked 2 times with that it's done.  However... the crazy thing is that he's borderline invincible to everything unless you make sure the lava is still in the area so he's "superheated" and as a result... vulnerable....otherwise he's super-resistant or flat out immune to about every form of damage.  Even with the gimmick I still just barely made it through that nonsense.  This is worth it though, because you get 875 exp for killing it.  He summons those little demons called "mephit" as well so that's even more exp.... my warlock already had "haste" cast on him by Gale so all of those little guys were easily destroyed by my 2 actions = 4 Eldritch Blast beams...they didn't even get a chance to fly over and do anything.

It's because of dem TIDDIES. 
 
And she's a vampire. 
 
"I vant to suck your deek"
 

On my way to pick up a pizza and I'm starving. Asshole in front of me slow rolls the light and makes me miss it.  Swear to God I thought about calling in an Eagle.

On my way to pick up a pizza and I'm starving. Asshole in front of me slow rolls the light and makes me miss it.  Swear to God I thought about calling in an Eagle.

You've come a hell of a long way, Gears..
 
Right: 1984 G1
Left:    2024 Legacy United
 
 
 

On my way to pick up a pizza and I'm starving. Asshole in front of me slow rolls the light and makes me miss it.  Swear to God I thought about calling in an Eagle.

Project Payback. 
 
Bungie pitched  D3 to Sony and they jumped on it.  You don't pay $3.6 billion for an aging D2 or an extraction shooter. 
 
Still a few years off.

You shouldn't have left him at home fam.
 

I actually made an Ingrid concept a few years back that did that. I only did it because I have so much respect for @Miðgarðsormand he's a fan of Ingrid. If this man can translate lore from multiple languages for the story thread. I could put the time and effort into an Ingrid concept. Also he helped me with the Icelandic. He's to languages what @CESTUS IIIis to character creators. The best.
 

 

Project Payback. 
 
Bungie pitched  D3 to Sony and they jumped on it.  You don't pay $3.6 billion for an aging D2 or an extraction shooter. 
 
Still a few years off.

Rufus is peak masculinity. Best SF character. 
 
fuck Ken masters.

So many odd dreams lately... so the other night it was a dream about vacationing on other planets being a normal thing... then last night I dreamed that the "penny-farthing" or "high-wheel" bike was back in style for some reason, and I had one.  I've never even given that much thought since first learning about them as a little kid... those were the bikes from a long time ago with the super-large/tall front wheel.  
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny-farthing
In the dream, I was stressing out about where I could safely park the thing when I went to stores or wherever I was headed....kinda regretting my purchase and wishing I went with a normal-sized bike instead....it also seemed awkward in comparison to normal bikes.  That's the other thing---I haven't even ridden a bicycle since I was a kid.... I had a black/grey Huffy-brand one that had the "dirt-bike" look that was so cool at the time.
 
That other dream about being on another planet though--- yeah, aliens were also involved, of course... it was a normal thing to also consider the customs and laws and what's "acceptable" with the native people of whatever world you were visiting.
 
 

https://x.com/Jalopnik/status/1778462408660619425

Who was that big tiddy bitch in a recent Resident Evil game? 

Look how fucking ugly they made Peach in the latest Mario game. 
 

 
Well, unless you're Zatalcon, I guess. 

Rufus had some funny win quotes tho. 
 
"So, I was gettin' outta bed the other day an' the whole thing broke on me! You know those wooden slot thingies under the mattress? It was all like "Crack!" An' that's all she wrote! What're they made out of? Toothpicks! That's the third one I broke! Geez..."

Who was that big tiddy bitch in a recent Resident Evil game? 

Rufus had some funny win quotes tho. 
 
"So, I was gettin' outta bed the other day an' the whole thing broke on me! You know those wooden slot thingies under the mattress? It was all like "Crack!" An' that's all she wrote! What're they made out of? Toothpicks! That's the third one I broke! Geez..."

What if he has a good team of lawyers though?