Chadouken

We have clearly failed this generation.

That's not a tiktok trend, thats just assholes being huge assholes and I hope he fucking dies in the fucking prison. I hope Bubba kills him after having his fun. I'm a cyclist, that was so hard to watch. The cyclist died to? Fuck man...
 
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Ayo what the actual FUCK. FULL WARNING HERE...YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH A CYCLIST GET HIT BY A CAR IN THIS CLIP.  THE CYCLIST GOES OVER NOT UNDER
Put these motherfuckers UNDER THE JAIL.  Also
This shit man....I have no fucking words for this trash ass waste of space people.  I don't give a shit if he is a teenager.  UNDER THE GOD DAMN JAIL!

I've recently had my second win in F-Zero 99 and managed to place third in a tournament. Despite how frantic it is I find it to be the perfect game to play for 20 minutes after work and wind down. It's soothing chaos and the least rage-inducing multiplayer game I've played since ... heck, I don't even know.

This ish was some premeditated murder!
 

Finally tried out F Zero 99. So much hectic fun. I’ve never played F Zero before and now I get it. I’m betting that if this stays popular Nintendo will make a new one. 
 
Also, got my first ending on Nier. Good stuff. I forgot how many endings there are in the game until I saw the A. 

You know what I fucking love? NOT DOING HOMEWORK! 😂

You aren't wrong. A typical F-ZERO 99 race looks something like this.
 

 
Players are constantly trying to take each other out. Aggressive play is not only encouraged, it is rewarded. You get extra points for taking out your rivals. Scoring KOs can also get your a larger boost meter. 

That shit sounds like chaos 😂

Some of the people in these f-zero 99 races are psychopaths.

Okay, the most important thing I can tell you here is that the best gifts are bespoke as fuck.
 
The two best gifts I've given significant others:
 
My wife got her undergrad degree as an English major, and had one paper she wrote for it on an obscure play published in an academic journal.  The gift was that I discovered a scholarly book on that genre of plays that actually cited her paper.  I gave her the book and the explanation about it for her birthday one year.
 
The other best gift, for an ex I bought from NASA a piece of a meteorite that fell to earth on the day she was born.

I did fuck-all in highschool unless I wanted to.  Wish I could say that was liberating, but mostly I was just seriously depressed.
 
Then I grew up, realized how bored I was working shit jobs, and got a STEM degree at a major research university.  Basically went the full 180 from none of my time on homework to ALL of my time on homework, lol.

Alright husbands and or domestic partners of Megashock, I need your help with anniversary ideas. 
 
Girlfriend and I have been together a year come halloween (Our first date was 10/30 but we're going to just go with Halloween). I know a year isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of things but this has been a really important and special year for both of us for a lot of reasons. I want our anniversary to reflect that importance. I need date and/or activity and/or gift ideas. 
 
 

You know what I fucking love? NOT DOING HOMEWORK! 😂

You know what I fucking love? NOT DOING HOMEWORK! 😂

This was a good thing about elementary school; early on when homework was some simple stuff that could be done in a matter of minutes.  
 
It's another way that adulthood beats childhood... typically, after you logout and go home, that's it....there is no extra work-related stuff to do at home.  Unfortunately I say this despite actually having some extra stuff I *should* login and get caught up on at some point over this weekend.

By the time I got to high school I rarely had more than 20 minutes of homework. I usually would get it done in the band room after class so I didn't have to lug my books home.
 
Course, I was a B student so maybe don't follow my advice any of your kids out there

Man, I fucking HATE homework. So much. And I had A LOT of it, especially in grad school. Never again! Luckily I have a job where working after hours is strongly discouraged, but that wasn't always the case.

You know what I fucking love? NOT DOING HOMEWORK! 😂

I watched SwitchUp's review. Basically the game runs at 60fps for the most part. When you call out a Kameo it cut's to 30fp and then goes back up to 60fps when you regain control of your character. It's a smart way to handle things. It's similar to how the game already handled Fatal Blows. 
 

You know what I fucking love? NOT DOING HOMEWORK! 😂

Homework legit made me angry as a teen. Spend 7+ hours at school only for them to send you home with more work. 
 
I'd have been even more pissed off if I had realized it was all just to mentally soften you for your boss treating you like shit and also having 0 respect for your personal time. 

You know what I fucking love? NOT DOING HOMEWORK! 😂