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DanZan

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    DanZan reacted to Deadly_Raver in Whitney wisconsin secret exposed.   
    Okay ladies and gents.  First, a little backstory.  For those of you who are asking,"Who is Whitney Wisconsin?"  First, bless you.  Two, This sentence is your first and only chance to leave this thread before having your innocence bitch slapped.  I'm serious.  Go no further.
     
     
     
     
     
    .............Okay.  For the rest of you that are still here, on with the story.  Whitney here is a YouTube star.  Not for singing, not for tutorials, not for any of the reasons you're familiar with.  Nope.  Whitney Wisconsin.................Is a Dog Fucker.  
     
    I...................Have gone my entire life without having to use that phrase even as an insult, and now I must use it as a true statement.  FML.
     
    Apparently she had her own YouTube video channel where she discussed in disturbing detail all things dog.  And by all things dog I mean having sex with them.  You name it, she knows it.  from shiz tzus to sheppards, from Poodles to Pomeraineans, she has literally done them all.  
     
    However, that has come at a cost.  She recently lost her job because somehow her little,"Hobby" got leaked to her boss.   Don't take my word for it, let her tell you in her own words.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=xXcX7D9aY_8
     
     
    FYI:  There is no NSFW content on this one as it is a mirror link, but I still don't think you should look at or listen to it at work.  Just.....................No.  
     
    The part that set me off is her whining.  

    "I can never have a normal job."  No ma'am.  You can't.  That's why Spider Man/Batman/etc. all wear masks.  You can't just work in Costco by day and fuck dogs by night.  People give me shit because I look like someone who did something horrible.  You didn't just have sex with a dog and get caught, you had an entire channel where you talked about.............................just...................DAMN!  
     
    I'm not going to bring out the scalpel on this one.  I'm just gonna close it with this:  

    Doggystyle.  Gurl you did it ALL wrong.
     
     Hit me with them comments.  
     
     
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    DanZan reacted to misterBee in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    It's ok.  White chocolate is still delicious.
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    DanZan reacted to wiztick in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    Choclate vanilla swirl for me becuase im basic
     
     I just learned white choclate isnt real choclate
    my life is in shambles now
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    DanZan reacted to Deadly_Raver in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    Using logic on a feminist is like masturbating with a landmine.  In both cases, There was never even a chance that it could end any way other than bad and everybody ends up wondering what in the name of God made you go through with such a thing in the first place.
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    DanZan got a reaction from Deadly_Raver in Swedish government thread (no sqwiggas allowed)   
    Courtesy of a great, great, GREAT MAN known as Hax.
     
    I have borrowed these 3 images from him.
     



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    DanZan reacted to GreyFoxx in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    Thanks to the layout of this site and ease of use magically delicious! 
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    DanZan reacted to Poltergeist in Video Game Discussion Thread: Now Featuring Animated Avatars   
    I'll never play life is strange. A couple bisexual chicks I know Jack that game off so hard because of the girls being lesbians or whatever to the point that it annoys the shit out of me. I refuse to play it out of spite. You know how when Zoo talks about his indies so much that you don't wanna play it? It's like that
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    DanZan reacted to MillionX in Video Game Discussion Thread: Now Featuring Animated Avatars   
    ohoooo shit I just noticed RARE made Sea of Thieves apparently... once again, MS....how's that decision to purchase that company working out for ya these days?    Really, bruh... game looks like one of those EGM April Fools jokes.
     
    It's also amusing to me that they have to lean extra hard on this shit, because they either missed out on so many exclusives or just straight up cancelled the other things.  Another layer of the comedy here is that this era could've been much, much worse if they went ahead with the original X1 plan from that disastrous E3 initial showing.  
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    DanZan reacted to Darc_Requiem in Video Game Discussion Thread: Now Featuring Animated Avatars   
    Well looking like this will get you into a lot of dudes pockets....
     

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    DanZan reacted to DangerousJ in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    VGM Fridays:
     
    The happiest VG soundtrack of all time!
     
     
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    DanZan reacted to misterBee in MEGASHOCK Dev Log   
    3/21/18:
    More theme fixes.  User profile/activity pages were a mess!  Real tidy now. Mod control panel cleaned up and moved to a single column layout (only useful to me, @DanZan, and @Angel) All text input fields should now be the correct color if you're using a dark theme.
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    DanZan got a reaction from Abbachio in Video Game Discussion Thread: Now Featuring Animated Avatars   
    Pretty sure @Abbachio plays FFXIV. 
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    DanZan reacted to Neesa in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    Well then. Guess I'll roll my lame ass in here too.
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    DanZan reacted to MillionX in Video Game Music   
    sheeeeit, I love that the "Riders of the Light" theme plays when you see Grace & Glory again in Bayo 2...  and those particular enemies keep the player on their toes every second, basically... you can't afford to take it easy on those guys... I think this track musically captures the insane "stylish action" you get in these games, especially against those dudes...
     
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    DanZan got a reaction from DangerousJ in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    We need to get that Alan Edrick fellow to join srk2.
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    DanZan got a reaction from Chadouken in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    We need to get that Alan Edrick fellow to join srk2.
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    DanZan reacted to Sacr3D in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    Hey look the forums still looking better than that other place...
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    DanZan reacted to misterBee in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread   
    Sorry if anyone's inbox gets blown up by quote/@ notifications.  Quotes got moved over to Invision but they no longer point to the original post when you click on them.  Nested quotes got messed up too. @ notifications lost their links.
     
    I've spent a few hours going through every thread and redoing the quotes/@ notifications BY HAND.  Everything should be all tidy now.
     
    I'm never migrating stuff between different forum software again.  Next person who suggests it gets shot.
     

     
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    DanZan reacted to Poltergeist in Video Game Discussion Thread: Now Featuring Animated Avatars   
    Yeah I played it last year. Even played Ultra Despair Girls, as fucked up as that was.
     
     
    It's good in a weird way. It has the best gameplay in regards to the mini games and class trials, but I also feel like the story is the weakest of all 3 main games.
     
    You don't necessarily need to play 1 and 2 because it's sort of a soft break, but if it's your first game the ending will make no sense whatsoever. The series tends to get really meta. MGS2 kinda meta. So I'd say to play them in order, and then if you still have the itch for more, play Ultra Despair Girls. Be forewarned though that UDG is extra fucked up and covers topics such as child abuse, and you should definitely not play it with other people in the room. It's also a shooter btw. Let me know before you play that though, and I'll fill you in on a game breaking bug that cost me 2 hours of play time.
     
    Danganronpa 2 also has the worst class trial mechanics, so be prepared for that. Silver lining is they learned from their mistakes to perfect the craft in 3. BONE-THE-MEAT-ON
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    DanZan got a reaction from po_pimpus in The DC Movie & TV Thread   
    I know most of the shows are still on break but is anyone watching DC TV shows (Arrow, Flash, Supergirl, Legends, Black Lightning). They've been more enjoyable that the movies for me by enlarge. Black Lightning has been surprising good. When I saw the costume, I honestly wasn't expecting much.
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    DanZan got a reaction from Disciple0fAnrky in The DC Movie & TV Thread   
    I know most of the shows are still on break but is anyone watching DC TV shows (Arrow, Flash, Supergirl, Legends, Black Lightning). They've been more enjoyable that the movies for me by enlarge. Black Lightning has been surprising good. When I saw the costume, I honestly wasn't expecting much.
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    DanZan got a reaction from misterBee in The DC Movie & TV Thread   
    I know most of the shows are still on break but is anyone watching DC TV shows (Arrow, Flash, Supergirl, Legends, Black Lightning). They've been more enjoyable that the movies for me by enlarge. Black Lightning has been surprising good. When I saw the costume, I honestly wasn't expecting much.
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