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Bro Wtf start the games niggas got jobs I don’t care about this shit 😭 
 
Top 8 died for some music collab?

If all the craziness didn't take place on SRK,  we'd all still be there (although Megashock is cool). Would be crazy if the FGC was there instead of X/Discord/Reddit or whatever else... We had something that united so many of us under one umbrella. Always thought it was cool to see articles from Seth Killian and James Chen there, but yeah.

Saw a post earlier that said Ryu didn’t even make top 96. Yikes

I know it's a giant stick, but I prefer to think it's a normal-sized one and that all the people in the picture are midgets.

I know it's a giant stick, but I prefer to think it's a normal-sized one and that all the people in the picture are midgets.

I know it's a giant stick, but I prefer to think it's a normal-sized one and that all the people in the picture are midgets.

No wonder, when all the shit comes out of his mouth.

I used to try and troll SRK until people thought I was the biggest prick on the forums, but it was always mission impossible with this guy around. He still lives in China, right? I'm surprised they haven't yet hauled him off to one of their 're-education' camps.

No wonder, when all the shit comes out of his mouth.

I know it's a giant stick, but I prefer to think it's a normal-sized one and that all the people in the picture are midgets.

I have a friend who is at Evo right now. He had to win 1 match to make it to Round 2 of pools. Lots of no shows.

No wonder, when all the shit comes out of his mouth.

No wonder, when all the shit comes out of his mouth.

Ngl no Chen commentary leaves a real bad taste in my mouth. EVO is pretty much the only tournament I watch and his commentary is a part of the “experience” for me. Def has killed some of my hype. 
 
Sad to hear.

For anyone that wasn’t aware you can meaty jab Maria’s level 1 and level 3 supers. Stuffs wake-up button and you will recover in time to block those supers (they are pretty slow). 
 
YT vid of me doing it against her SA1
 
 

You're right:
 
 
If I were that chick, I'd sue NRS.

I'm ugly too, that's why I stay the hell away from modeling jobs. This lady should've done the same.

She is. The culture hasn't acknowledged it yet.
 
Also, NSFW but funny:
 
 

That's a future I don't want to live in lol.  

There's a good chance there was another plan where modern controls were never contemplated too.
I feel like this is just Eventhubs stirring the pot with shitty translation because their audience need to hate the SF development team.
They can definitely keep playing without in that case then, I ain't learning no shitty modern controls.
In that case I'll just stick to 6.

You may now refer to me as Master Phantom_Miria.
In case you wish for a more informal way of referring to my most prestigious person then simply Master or His Excellency will suffice.
 
I am a merciful lord.
 

Am I the only one who doesn't like guest characters from other universes...? Apparently there's a big demand for them, but I just find them immersion-breaking.

Yeah, if you took a baseball bat to Naomi's face. For now, she looks more like Blackface-Madonna who was stung in the face by an entire beehive. 
 
 

You're right:
 
 
If I were that chick, I'd sue NRS.