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5,2,3,4,1
 
It is funny.
 
Gaming was still something to be "shunned", by the normies, as "uncool", by their social programing, when the PS1 launched. It wasn't hard to aquire at all.
 
The 2 was fucking stooooopid hard to get early on, and had disk drive breakage issues with the first runs even if you did get one. Regardless, I wasn't willing to upgrade until SC2 and CvS2 were both out on it.
 
The PS3 was moderately hard to get in the beginning, due to its Backward Comp, but the absurd Neo-Geo Lite price tag coupled with MS's success at converting normies to gaming via the 360, still took down a lot of its initial fire. I myself waited for the MGS4 Special Edition.
 
I got a 4 when I wanted it... basically once Diablo 3 came out on it. It was a BF, and I got it easily, and I got it cheap, at Target.
 
There is literally nothing out on the PS5 currently, that could compel me to actively seek one out. I played DeSo to death on the PS3. Everything else that is even passing interesting on the 5, is also a "Last Gen" release. At this point the PS5 is more of a "side-grade", than anything. Those load times are certainly nice in comparison with a vanilla PS4, but they're not compelling enough for me to upgrade from a suped-up, Pro with an SSD in it.
 
The fact that I have the better Switch version, and a Lite, also helps mitigate the PS5 shortage into complete and utter irrelevance. Then there is my PS4 backlog...

Every time you see one for sale, massively marked up, it is the cuntbag scalpers.
 
It ought to be really easy to quantify.

I know I know.
 
😕

nah, this era of ps5/xbx has been the toughest to actually get a system.  I've never had a problem buying a system in past generations... I never bought ps4, but I remember seeing those everywhere you can get games, so I assume it would've been easy to get that too.
 
It's fortunate that there's already so many good games on what's now considered "last gen"... it makes it that much easier to just give up on getting these new consoles for a while.  At this point I don't expect to get ps5 and/or new xbox until possibly next year at the earliest.  It will be frustrating, yet funny if it's still the same shitty situation in 2022 and beyond.
heh, I also waited until PS3 Slim before I got mine... and it was just as easy to get as the 360... on a random weekend I just decided it was time, and went over to the local Best Buy...and that was that... I was back home minutes later with my new system and Demons Souls.  It irks the hell out of me the more I think about what has happened here... the simple, luxurious act of buying a new game system has become a hassle.....mannn fuck THAT.

well this is strange... on the XB store, there's a game called Fantasy Gunner Adventure, currently on sale for 1.99.  The way this game looks...you'd think that's the normal price, but nope---regular price is $29.99... bruh... I hate to be mean but c'mon, man...
this is 30 bucks normally?  it's not like it looks like Fallout 76-levels of terrible...but 30 for this? 

Definitely not. I managed to get a PS4 easily during Black Friday. Scalpers definitely weren't an issue then. 

He-Man is actually She-Ra's identical twin sister, lost upon Eternia, found by Skeletor as an infant, and evilly masculated in an effort to suppress her true power as the morally perfect, independent, superior She-Ma'am, from ever ascending to her rightful place as God.
 
Because God is perfect, and thus female.
 
The Goddess steps to the left, and bravely allows She-Ma'am to rule co-jointly, and they embrace in an eternal passion of bumping clits.  Yin and Yin, just as nature intended. The true Mistresses of the Universe.
 
This in turn liberates all of the Men-Type figures, and they realize that they are all hitting the gym so much that they are obviously gay. An American Gods episode ensues.
 
Spoilers:
 
If you cannot tell whether the above is a parody of Left Wokeness, or of Republican Non-Think, well...
 
Congratulations.
 
Point.
 
 

He-Man is actually She-Ra's identical twin sister, lost upon Eternia, found by Skeletor as an infant, and evilly masculated in an effort to suppress her true power as the morally perfect, independent, superior She-Ma'am, from ever ascending to her rightful place as God.
 
Because God is perfect, and thus female.
 
The Goddess steps to the left, and bravely allows She-Ma'am to rule co-jointly, and they embrace in an eternal passion of bumping clits.  Yin and Yin, just as nature intended. The true Mistresses of the Universe.
 
This in turn liberates all of the Men-Type figures, and they realize that they are all hitting the gym so much that they are obviously gay. An American Gods episode ensues.
 
Spoilers:
 
If you cannot tell whether the above is a parody of Left Wokeness, or of Republican Non-Think, well...
 
Congratulations.
 
Point.
 
 

Of a logically completely baseless, arbitrary designation of beginning.
 
Hurrah, numerical truths are inevitable.
 
CE, isn't.
 
I can't wait until the 99.9999999% improbable moment where we can finally trace a path back to the exact first instant of humans being.
 
Then we can recalibrate the date, and just go ahead and keep on pretending that the earth sits atop humanity's cock and rotates thusly, revolving precisely around our collective directionally-accentuated ego, in neat little packages of 365 days, and we're still the temporal center of the universe.
 
Yay, us.

No less, and never...more.

No less, and never...more.

No less, and never...more.

Adam Duritz is the Alpha and the Omega of Celebrity Dating.
 
He is both Hollywood's Mr. X and Nemesis.
 
 

Having played both, Outriders is WAY better than Anthem was. Anthem was cool in concept and had fun gameplay, but the endgame and loot was fucking TERRIBLE. Outriders, on the other hand, suffers more from technical and network issues. But they've gotten a lot better since launch and People Can Fly are continuing to support and fix it. The endgame and loot grind is engaging and the gameplay loop is fun as hell.
 
Not letting them of the hook, though. It's a shame we live in a time where unfinished games can be released and companies continue to get away with it. Yeah, I'm part of the problem because I buy them. But I buy them to play with some close friends who live across the country from me so it's more of a social thing than purely gaming.

Fuck no it isn't:
 
 

I just beat Resident Evil 3 Remake on Hardcore for the first time.
 
1:41:09.
 
I'll take it.

To be fair to said people, everything they have ever posted amounts to little more than mastubatory practice. Lacking the ability to reflect, and a mirror in all probability being an insurmountable deterrent to any chance at achieving climax, it almost begins to make sense.

To be fair to said people, everything they have ever posted amounts to little more than mastubatory practice. Lacking the ability to reflect, and a mirror in all probability being an insurmountable deterrent to any chance at achieving climax, it almost begins to make sense.

To be fair to said people, everything they have ever posted amounts to little more than mastubatory practice. Lacking the ability to reflect, and a mirror in all probability being an insurmountable deterrent to any chance at achieving climax, it almost begins to make sense.

Rumour has it some people are still jerking it to Hanson to this very day. 

Hey, every rose...
 
...has its thorn.
 
Right?

Hey, every rose...
 
...has its thorn.
 
Right?

I heard they were going to voice a new anime.
 
Plastic Lot-All.

No I didn't I never watched friends at all. I was a family matters guy through the 90s if I had to pick any sitcom. Boy meets world after that.