KingTubb

I just typed what should be my last post on SRK, and @misterBeei just want to thank you for making this an awesome place. The forum is top-notch and your class act. I’m happy to be here, but I should have been here sooner.

Finally got around to watching this. This is stand-up refined and forged into Something amazing. 
 
I’m not really a big bill burr fan, but the dude said some real shit. Spoke his mind and Made a lot of people laugh, a lot of people fucking pissed, and I hope it made a lot of people think. 
 
This was amazing 

Bout to whoop my nephew’s ass in street fighter 

At an apple orchard with my six year old nephew. He saw a “train” ride that was a gator pulling carts made out of old oil barrels and shouted “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT” 😂😂😂

Man, Maynard got covid and is suffering from lung damage 😥
 
https://klaq.com/tool-maynard-james-keenan-covid-19-lung-damage/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

Shit happened again.
 
kid was reading a book about Dracula, there was a picture of the count from Sesame Street and he goes
”WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!”
 
kid is a savage 

Bout to whoop my nephew’s ass in street fighter 

Alright guys, when I said I found gold, I meant because of what I found that my sister sort of overlooked. She put a bunch of my mom's cooking stuff on the kitchen floor. I assume this was just clearing out cabinets and stuff to make room for my dad to take over the apartment. So I'm browsing along and lo and behold, my mom's old mortar. She had two of them: a newer one and then the one I grew watching her use. Had to do a double take because it'd been years since I saw it. Soon as I saw it, a giant smile came across my face and it made the whole ordeal of going over absolutely worth it.
 
So now I own my grandmother's mortar and the one my mom used on her daily cooking for decades:
 

 
I know my posts have been sort of sadsackish lately. But those two mortars represent decades worth of food with them. Just looking at that picture has me a bit emotional (in the good kind of way).  That's a lot of garlic mortared, sofrito made etc. It may have zero monetary value to anybody, but it may well be the most valuable two things in my kitchen.

"Hold it right there!!"

Shit happened again.
 
kid was reading a book about Dracula, there was a picture of the count from Sesame Street and he goes
”WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!”
 
kid is a savage 

Shit happened again.
 
kid was reading a book about Dracula, there was a picture of the count from Sesame Street and he goes
”WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!”
 
kid is a savage 

Shit happened again.
 
kid was reading a book about Dracula, there was a picture of the count from Sesame Street and he goes
”WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!”
 
kid is a savage 

Shit happened again.
 
kid was reading a book about Dracula, there was a picture of the count from Sesame Street and he goes
”WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!”
 
kid is a savage 

Bout to whoop my nephew’s ass in street fighter 

Bout to whoop my nephew’s ass in street fighter 

At an apple orchard with my six year old nephew. He saw a “train” ride that was a gator pulling carts made out of old oil barrels and shouted “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT” 😂😂😂

Bout to whoop my nephew’s ass in street fighter 

Bout to whoop my nephew’s ass in street fighter 

Have you already 'hid your power level' from your nephew first?  I usually try just enough so that it looks close and may even let them win some rounds.  The moment any of them start talking serious shit I make sure to 'break the scouter' the next match.

Bout to whoop my nephew’s ass in street fighter 

Bout to whoop my nephew’s ass in street fighter 

Bout to whoop my nephew’s ass in street fighter 

Bout to whoop my nephew’s ass in street fighter 

Bout to whoop my nephew’s ass in street fighter 

Bout to whoop my nephew’s ass in street fighter