elliephil

Not gay, but also not attracted to Minnie Mouse or the green m+m.

I'll take dumbest post in Megashock history for $1000 Alex.

Im just wondering, not an insult here, but are most of you gay?  I thought most of you were straight.  But I also once thought all of you were brothas.

There's something strangely ironic about bringing the film 'Fight Club' to China. That whole part about the anti-consumer terrorist thing (with China being the number 1 producer of consumer goods in the world) along with the social norms surrounding mental health in that country make me believe there was much more censored, which is a given.

Was just going to post this. Ironically the ending the Chinesers went with is closer to Pahlaniuk's original ending minus the cops. I'm the book, the bomb malfunctions, the narrator shoots himself but wakes up in a mental hospital thinking he's gone to heaven.

The MLB pretending they have a moral compass is a joke. They wanna block Bonds for juice and domestic violence they need to remove half their fucking HOF. They certainly didn't have enough issue to bounce him from baseball. Made them too much money, put too many butts in seats to kick him out, oh but he doesn't qualify for the HOF.
 
Put the man in you cherry picking shit stains. 

This is one of the rare times I am hoping to see the little guy get absolutely destroyed. You shouldn’t be this stupid and not have something happen to you. Also where did 5 million come in when you only spent 4 dollars?

Why is their a lets go brandon store near my job? Whyyy. Who the fuck is opening these wack ass llcs. Lmfao. 

I want to say this is a depression era thing that got carried over the years. I mean, how fitting for it to be in the spotlight again. We might be in for another depression at this rate. Let's bring back Altoona lunchables pizzas while we are at it.

I want to say this is a depression era thing that got carried over the years. I mean, how fitting for it to be in the spotlight again. We might be in for another depression at this rate. Let's bring back Altoona lunchables pizzas while we are at it.

Doesn't the Geneva Convention prohibit shit like this?

This whole video made me cry.

I personally like the Navy Body calculator, it considers your neck thickness and build more accurately than BMI.  IIRC BMI was made up to sell insurance and is mostly bullshit since it doesn't consider your frame and assumes you will have the build of an H+M model.  

There were a couple things in there that I can empathize with. For one, fat people who aren't in shape get clowned any time they try to show improvement (albeit in the gym, tracks, park, etc.)
 
BMI is also a questionable metric at this point too. A better measure would be waist to hip ratio or even bodyfat %. 
 
Activewear isn't available for plus size people either. Granted this one is because of economics. The demand just simply isn't there for a 5X dri-fit hoodie. 
 
The whole "going to gym but not losing weight" just seems odd to me. Fat is literally stored energy; you are carrying around a giant battery pack. Fat is created when your caloric load exceeds your caloric requirement. It's a grade school math equation. That's the part that seems to get lost. Function facilitates form. The form highlights that you're not doing a lot with the consumed caloric content. 

BDSM&M’s coming soon 

There has to be a classification for anthropomorphic food, similar to furries.
 
I don't want to find out on my own.

Ive seen an m&m with tits and i 100% blame fox News for it happening. 

Uncle Ben: With great pussy, comes great refractory period...  
 
 

Speaking of 3s ibuki, whatever happened to DevilJin? He was probably one of the best US Ibuki's and regular poster back on srk.

Speaking of 3s ibuki, whatever happened to DevilJin? He was probably one of the best US Ibuki's and regular poster back on srk.

Speaking of 3s ibuki, whatever happened to DevilJin? He was probably one of the best US Ibuki's and regular poster back on srk.

Speaking of 3s ibuki, whatever happened to DevilJin? He was probably one of the best US Ibuki's and regular poster back on srk.

The classic online strat of "mashing" air parries lol