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Deadly_Raver

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  1. LOL
    Deadly_Raver got a reaction from J-ride in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    bruh.  In affairs such as these, sanity will only hinder your understanding.  Release your mind and enter the madness.  
  2. LOL
    Deadly_Raver got a reaction from DoctaMario in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    bruh.  In affairs such as these, sanity will only hinder your understanding.  Release your mind and enter the madness.  
  3. LOL
    Deadly_Raver got a reaction from OPTIMUS124 in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    Just sayin.
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  6. LOL
    Deadly_Raver reacted to DangerousJ in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/05/business/hasbro-chris-cocks-ceo/index.html
     
     
    New Hasbro CEO is a man named Chris COCKS.
    Ive never seen that name spelled like THAT before.
     
    Is this a Chadouken prank?
  7. +1
    Deadly_Raver reacted to HD-Man in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    There's a whole porn category of ppl farting and shitting on each other, not suprised weirdos out here buying farts in jars 🤢🤮
  8. LOL
    Deadly_Raver reacted to MillionX in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    I was also thinking she could've just lied about the farts...just spray some other thing into the jars that smells similar to human flatulence and sell that.  The customer likely wouldn't know any better.
     
    ...unless she was filming the process and THAT was part of the authenticity of the product.  That's how I'd advise them to prove it... film yourself farting into a specific jar that is labeled... then the customer gets that particular jar they saw receive the fart.
     
    hahaha I wonder if she thought about selling her actual shit too?  That could be proven via the same method as well... she would film herself dropping that deuce into a container, label it with whatever the client wants... probably personalize it with a message, then they get that prize in the mail later.  That's also a more substantial product; a turd will last longer than a fart in a jar, I'm sure.  There could be special requests too... like someone wants her to drink prune juice for a particular "soupy wet" consistency...or others may want a box with more solid, well-defined pieces....then some clients may request certain colors, or for it to include a few flies.  There's an interesting industry there to be sure.  
     
  9. LOL
    Deadly_Raver reacted to Chadouken in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    She'll be selling her piss next.
  10. LOL
    Deadly_Raver got a reaction from DoctaMario in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    for those of you who were betting that 2022 is going to be 2020 part 2, come get your money.
     
    https://totallythebomb.com/girl-farts-in-a-jar-hospital
     
    When people talk about gas shortages, this isn't what I was thinking.  
     
    Dat (G) Ass..............Couldn't handle the ill winds of outrageous fortune.
     
    she's farting in a jar for mad loot.  You have to ask exactly WHO is buying it......................and why?
     
    In fact, let's just get into it.
     
    How do you authenticate the product?  How do YOU know that what you're getting is authentic ass gas from the source and not from some inferior fart maker?  
     
    How is this insured when it is mailed to the buyer?  "One glass of ass gas.  Handle with care...............OR ELSE."
     
    Is there a money-back guarantee if you are not satisfied with your purchase?  
     
    Are there special instructions on how to handle your purchase?

    If you open the jar, is it considered an accident or intentional?  
     
    Can you imagine being the poor butterfingers who drops those bombs in the warehouse?  🤣
     
    I think I'm done here.  Gonna order some mason jars and put invisible light in them for sale.  
     
     
     
    ...................What?  Some chick made nearly a quarter million selling farts!!  Everything goes after that.
     
  11. LOL
    Deadly_Raver got a reaction from DangerousJ in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    for those of you who were betting that 2022 is going to be 2020 part 2, come get your money.
     
    https://totallythebomb.com/girl-farts-in-a-jar-hospital
     
    When people talk about gas shortages, this isn't what I was thinking.  
     
    Dat (G) Ass..............Couldn't handle the ill winds of outrageous fortune.
     
    she's farting in a jar for mad loot.  You have to ask exactly WHO is buying it......................and why?
     
    In fact, let's just get into it.
     
    How do you authenticate the product?  How do YOU know that what you're getting is authentic ass gas from the source and not from some inferior fart maker?  
     
    How is this insured when it is mailed to the buyer?  "One glass of ass gas.  Handle with care...............OR ELSE."
     
    Is there a money-back guarantee if you are not satisfied with your purchase?  
     
    Are there special instructions on how to handle your purchase?

    If you open the jar, is it considered an accident or intentional?  
     
    Can you imagine being the poor butterfingers who drops those bombs in the warehouse?  🤣
     
    I think I'm done here.  Gonna order some mason jars and put invisible light in them for sale.  
     
     
     
    ...................What?  Some chick made nearly a quarter million selling farts!!  Everything goes after that.
     
  12. LOL
    Deadly_Raver got a reaction from Jurassic in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    for those of you who were betting that 2022 is going to be 2020 part 2, come get your money.
     
    https://totallythebomb.com/girl-farts-in-a-jar-hospital
     
    When people talk about gas shortages, this isn't what I was thinking.  
     
    Dat (G) Ass..............Couldn't handle the ill winds of outrageous fortune.
     
    she's farting in a jar for mad loot.  You have to ask exactly WHO is buying it......................and why?
     
    In fact, let's just get into it.
     
    How do you authenticate the product?  How do YOU know that what you're getting is authentic ass gas from the source and not from some inferior fart maker?  
     
    How is this insured when it is mailed to the buyer?  "One glass of ass gas.  Handle with care...............OR ELSE."
     
    Is there a money-back guarantee if you are not satisfied with your purchase?  
     
    Are there special instructions on how to handle your purchase?

    If you open the jar, is it considered an accident or intentional?  
     
    Can you imagine being the poor butterfingers who drops those bombs in the warehouse?  🤣
     
    I think I'm done here.  Gonna order some mason jars and put invisible light in them for sale.  
     
     
     
    ...................What?  Some chick made nearly a quarter million selling farts!!  Everything goes after that.
     
  13. LOL
    Deadly_Raver got a reaction from Chadouken in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    for those of you who were betting that 2022 is going to be 2020 part 2, come get your money.
     
    https://totallythebomb.com/girl-farts-in-a-jar-hospital
     
    When people talk about gas shortages, this isn't what I was thinking.  
     
    Dat (G) Ass..............Couldn't handle the ill winds of outrageous fortune.
     
    she's farting in a jar for mad loot.  You have to ask exactly WHO is buying it......................and why?
     
    In fact, let's just get into it.
     
    How do you authenticate the product?  How do YOU know that what you're getting is authentic ass gas from the source and not from some inferior fart maker?  
     
    How is this insured when it is mailed to the buyer?  "One glass of ass gas.  Handle with care...............OR ELSE."
     
    Is there a money-back guarantee if you are not satisfied with your purchase?  
     
    Are there special instructions on how to handle your purchase?

    If you open the jar, is it considered an accident or intentional?  
     
    Can you imagine being the poor butterfingers who drops those bombs in the warehouse?  🤣
     
    I think I'm done here.  Gonna order some mason jars and put invisible light in them for sale.  
     
     
     
    ...................What?  Some chick made nearly a quarter million selling farts!!  Everything goes after that.
     
  14. LOL
    Deadly_Raver got a reaction from J-ride in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    for those of you who were betting that 2022 is going to be 2020 part 2, come get your money.
     
    https://totallythebomb.com/girl-farts-in-a-jar-hospital
     
    When people talk about gas shortages, this isn't what I was thinking.  
     
    Dat (G) Ass..............Couldn't handle the ill winds of outrageous fortune.
     
    she's farting in a jar for mad loot.  You have to ask exactly WHO is buying it......................and why?
     
    In fact, let's just get into it.
     
    How do you authenticate the product?  How do YOU know that what you're getting is authentic ass gas from the source and not from some inferior fart maker?  
     
    How is this insured when it is mailed to the buyer?  "One glass of ass gas.  Handle with care...............OR ELSE."
     
    Is there a money-back guarantee if you are not satisfied with your purchase?  
     
    Are there special instructions on how to handle your purchase?

    If you open the jar, is it considered an accident or intentional?  
     
    Can you imagine being the poor butterfingers who drops those bombs in the warehouse?  🤣
     
    I think I'm done here.  Gonna order some mason jars and put invisible light in them for sale.  
     
     
     
    ...................What?  Some chick made nearly a quarter million selling farts!!  Everything goes after that.
     
  15. LOL
    Deadly_Raver got a reaction from BornWinner in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    for those of you who were betting that 2022 is going to be 2020 part 2, come get your money.
     
    https://totallythebomb.com/girl-farts-in-a-jar-hospital
     
    When people talk about gas shortages, this isn't what I was thinking.  
     
    Dat (G) Ass..............Couldn't handle the ill winds of outrageous fortune.
     
    she's farting in a jar for mad loot.  You have to ask exactly WHO is buying it......................and why?
     
    In fact, let's just get into it.
     
    How do you authenticate the product?  How do YOU know that what you're getting is authentic ass gas from the source and not from some inferior fart maker?  
     
    How is this insured when it is mailed to the buyer?  "One glass of ass gas.  Handle with care...............OR ELSE."
     
    Is there a money-back guarantee if you are not satisfied with your purchase?  
     
    Are there special instructions on how to handle your purchase?

    If you open the jar, is it considered an accident or intentional?  
     
    Can you imagine being the poor butterfingers who drops those bombs in the warehouse?  🤣
     
    I think I'm done here.  Gonna order some mason jars and put invisible light in them for sale.  
     
     
     
    ...................What?  Some chick made nearly a quarter million selling farts!!  Everything goes after that.
     
  16. LOL
    Deadly_Raver got a reaction from DarkSakul in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    for those of you who were betting that 2022 is going to be 2020 part 2, come get your money.
     
    https://totallythebomb.com/girl-farts-in-a-jar-hospital
     
    When people talk about gas shortages, this isn't what I was thinking.  
     
    Dat (G) Ass..............Couldn't handle the ill winds of outrageous fortune.
     
    she's farting in a jar for mad loot.  You have to ask exactly WHO is buying it......................and why?
     
    In fact, let's just get into it.
     
    How do you authenticate the product?  How do YOU know that what you're getting is authentic ass gas from the source and not from some inferior fart maker?  
     
    How is this insured when it is mailed to the buyer?  "One glass of ass gas.  Handle with care...............OR ELSE."
     
    Is there a money-back guarantee if you are not satisfied with your purchase?  
     
    Are there special instructions on how to handle your purchase?

    If you open the jar, is it considered an accident or intentional?  
     
    Can you imagine being the poor butterfingers who drops those bombs in the warehouse?  🤣
     
    I think I'm done here.  Gonna order some mason jars and put invisible light in them for sale.  
     
     
     
    ...................What?  Some chick made nearly a quarter million selling farts!!  Everything goes after that.
     
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  18. LOL
    Deadly_Raver got a reaction from DoctaMario in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    Just sayin.
  19. LOL
    Deadly_Raver reacted to Dayaan in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    NOT X FACTOR LOL
  20. +1
    Deadly_Raver reacted to Maxx in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    To add to this yugi was mad petty. He'd send 12 yr olds to hell for minor bullying. Make fun of a kid for his glasses and the Pharoah is challenging you for your eternal soul 
  21. LOL
    Deadly_Raver reacted to J-ride in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    The real bullshit was when Dark Magician got pulled out of his ass.  Then you knew some RIDICULOUS NONSENSE was about to go down.
  22. +1
    Deadly_Raver reacted to axeman61 in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    Yeah. The only thing I can think of that might have happened is that the settlement got split among the ENTIRE family (i.e. anyone who shares a drop of blood) somehow. Then it makes sense, as you're probably down to thousands per person. But that's lunacy, and I don't know how settlements work. All I know is if I had that money, I'm throwing a smoke bomb down and getting the fuck out of a bad neighborhood immediately.
  23. +1
    Deadly_Raver reacted to MillionX in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    ^hahaha, YuGiOh the cartoon was always good for a laugh; any time a character went into an explanation you know 'here comes the bullshit'----usually when they say "ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN..." It cracked me up every time, man.
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    back on The Floyd family situation:
    even if taxes cuts it down to about 16 million being the actual amount received...sheeeeittt, I'm out of there asap.  It's best to move as far away from the hoodrats and hoodgoblins whenever you can in life.  No way I'm staying in "da hood" if I just got that kind of settlement....especially since it's in the news so everyone knows your family just got a big payoff.
  24. LOL
    Deadly_Raver reacted to Maxx in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    I didn't know there was a ven diagram between tcg and fighting games. 

  25. Insightful
    Deadly_Raver reacted to MillionX in The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition   
    Well, George Floyd's niece got shot apparently
     
    some of the comments brought up an interesting thing I didn't consider until now... if it's true the Floyd family got millions(???) after his murder... why are these people still living in what appears to be a cheap apartment in a bad area?
     
    *edit---yep, quick internet research is telling me they got a settlement of 27 million....
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