J-ride

2 hours ago, DoctaMario said:

Ugh this is so true. My kid acting like every day is a new opportunity to do the milk crate challenge on anything with height 😭

My daughter probably hurt herself once or twice as a toddler.  My son will straight up yolo off the back of the couch and I have made some sports center worthy dive catches to stop him from busting his head on the floor.  Kid has absolutely no fear of injury or death.

I'm taking a break from Doom Eternal and I started Amid Evil.  This game is a real gem and really should get more attention.

6 hours ago, Hawkingbird said:

If they still make her attractive they will likely go with a homely look instead of sexy bombshell. It's like going from Christina Hendricks to Kirsten Dunst 

She's probably going to have to be frumpy and covered up because of the Woke Puritans.  I'm thinking she's going to be transformed into a redheaded Karen.

6 hours ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

....People who haven't seen me in a few months ask what I did. My response is some variation of "eat less, move more, cook your own shit". 

 

When you start eating food you make you realize how fatty and unhealthy most prepared food is that comes from your average restaurant.  You can eat like a king and even put butter on your food and still be under the caloric content of most restaurants by a huge margin.

The day Norm went on the view gave him GOAT status IMO.  He was straight up talking about the Clinton's killing people on daytime TV.  He was too good for this world, lol. 

17 hours ago, Chadouken said:

Hideous might be a little strong, but I don't find that fake-plastic-lips look attractive at all.

I really dislike the plastic look that modern day female celebrities tend to have.  In general I think plastic surgery tends to make people look worse and it should be used really sparingly.  I work with a woman who constantly gets her lips pumped so full of collagen that she basically looks like the female gremlin from Gremlins 2. 

Biological males have too much of an advantage and it's silly to have them compete against women.  I think it will finally come to a head once a trans fighter kills a woman, then all of these activist rags will SHOCKED and APPAULED that such a practice was ever allowed.

3 hours ago, HD-Man said:

Mega Man X6 wasn't that bad, I had my fun with it 🤷🏾‍♂️ *runs away*

I actually agree with this, X6 had some good ideas that were poorly implemented.  It really doesn't seem all that bad after playing X7.  I still love the look and playstyle of the Shadow Armor.

2 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

What is your avatar from?

 

Welcome to Megashock as welll!

Orcs Must Die 3, and thanks it's great to be back with the SRK GD folks.

2 hours ago, Chadouken said:

Ok, fine. Sometimes I sit down when I want to check Megashock on my phone, like right now. Gives me a moment's reprieve from chasing my toddler around.

This man here knows how to Dad.

On 7/27/2021 at 10:05 AM, GreyFoxx said:

*SNIP*

I saw the Green Knight in theaters.  It was a really beautifully shot movie, I really enjoyed the cinematography and the various shots of the wilderness as the knight progresses through his quest.  I think the movie would have been improved with just a tiny bit of exposition, as most of the film is fairly quiet.

Lamb looks so bananas I'm probably going to go see it because it has that bizarre Scandinavian movie vibe that all of their films seem to have for some reason, their movies are strange, depressing, or strangely-depressing. 

I finally made the jump.  I'm J-ride from SRK.  Right about the time that SRK went down in flames my son was born so I've just finished my second child play-through.  My speedrun strats were top notch and my dad game is on point.  The baby stage was definitely easier the second time around, but my little dude is a total bro and probably the most laid back baby on earth.  

I did a deep dive into Orcs Must Die 3 for the last week or two and I have to say that this game fell really short of Orcs Must Die 2.  The game just feels empty and shallow compared to OMD2.  It's a shame they didn't put more effort into a more robust steam release, I'm hoping they port some of the content from OMD unchained over to this game, it would really help fill the game with some more variety.