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What the fuck, guys, I’m sorry for bringing up your homework traumas 😭
 
The homework isn’t hard at all. It’s just a lot of busywork. It’s largely unengaging. My favorite class is Japanese. I actually get to put my mind to work in that class instead of autopiloting through 5 hours of assignments regarding Average Business Firm #473.
 
As for gifts, obviously get something for her hobbies! But I’d also recommend getting a smaller supplementary gift. Make sure that that one is emotionally tied to how you feel about her. So if she were into cars, buy her a cool car thing, but get her a tee, or a bunch of cards, or a date to a place that you like purely because you want to include her in all of your happinesses. It’s a cute show of vulnerability. She’ll like it!

Okay, the most important thing I can tell you here is that the best gifts are bespoke as fuck.
 
The two best gifts I've given significant others:
 
My wife got her undergrad degree as an English major, and had one paper she wrote for it on an obscure play published in an academic journal.  The gift was that I discovered a scholarly book on that genre of plays that actually cited her paper.  I gave her the book and the explanation about it for her birthday one year.
 
The other best gift, for an ex I bought from NASA a piece of a meteorite that fell to earth on the day she was born.

I did fuck-all in highschool unless I wanted to.  Wish I could say that was liberating, but mostly I was just seriously depressed.
 
Then I grew up, realized how bored I was working shit jobs, and got a STEM degree at a major research university.  Basically went the full 180 from none of my time on homework to ALL of my time on homework, lol.

Okay, the most important thing I can tell you here is that the best gifts are bespoke as fuck.
 
The two best gifts I've given significant others:
 
My wife got her undergrad degree as an English major, and had one paper she wrote for it on an obscure play published in an academic journal.  The gift was that I discovered a scholarly book on that genre of plays that actually cited her paper.  I gave her the book and the explanation about it for her birthday one year.
 
The other best gift, for an ex I bought from NASA a piece of a meteorite that fell to earth on the day she was born.

Okay, the most important thing I can tell you here is that the best gifts are bespoke as fuck.
 
The two best gifts I've given significant others:
 
My wife got her undergrad degree as an English major, and had one paper she wrote for it on an obscure play published in an academic journal.  The gift was that I discovered a scholarly book on that genre of plays that actually cited her paper.  I gave her the book and the explanation about it for her birthday one year.
 
The other best gift, for an ex I bought from NASA a piece of a meteorite that fell to earth on the day she was born.

I did fuck-all in highschool unless I wanted to.  Wish I could say that was liberating, but mostly I was just seriously depressed.
 
Then I grew up, realized how bored I was working shit jobs, and got a STEM degree at a major research university.  Basically went the full 180 from none of my time on homework to ALL of my time on homework, lol.

I did fuck-all in highschool unless I wanted to.  Wish I could say that was liberating, but mostly I was just seriously depressed.
 
Then I grew up, realized how bored I was working shit jobs, and got a STEM degree at a major research university.  Basically went the full 180 from none of my time on homework to ALL of my time on homework, lol.

Okay, the most important thing I can tell you here is that the best gifts are bespoke as fuck.
 
The two best gifts I've given significant others:
 
My wife got her undergrad degree as an English major, and had one paper she wrote for it on an obscure play published in an academic journal.  The gift was that I discovered a scholarly book on that genre of plays that actually cited her paper.  I gave her the book and the explanation about it for her birthday one year.
 
The other best gift, for an ex I bought from NASA a piece of a meteorite that fell to earth on the day she was born.

I did fuck-all in highschool unless I wanted to.  Wish I could say that was liberating, but mostly I was just seriously depressed.
 
Then I grew up, realized how bored I was working shit jobs, and got a STEM degree at a major research university.  Basically went the full 180 from none of my time on homework to ALL of my time on homework, lol.

Alright husbands and or domestic partners of Megashock, I need your help with anniversary ideas. 
 
Girlfriend and I have been together a year come halloween (Our first date was 10/30 but we're going to just go with Halloween). I know a year isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of things but this has been a really important and special year for both of us for a lot of reasons. I want our anniversary to reflect that importance. I need date and/or activity and/or gift ideas. 
 
 

By the time I got to high school I rarely had more than 20 minutes of homework. I usually would get it done in the band room after class so I didn't have to lug my books home.
 
Course, I was a B student so maybe don't follow my advice any of your kids out there

Homework legit made me angry as a teen. Spend 7+ hours at school only for them to send you home with more work. 
 
I'd have been even more pissed off if I had realized it was all just to mentally soften you for your boss treating you like shit and also having 0 respect for your personal time. 

You know what I fucking love? NOT DOING HOMEWORK! 😂

Cut off one head; 2 shall take it's place.
 

So...more video has come out regarding Lauren getting tossed out of the theater....aaand apparently her and her date were getting quite excited for Beetlejuice...
https://www.advocate.com/politics/lauren-boebert
 
Edit 2:
 
even more video actually showing Boebert was in fact being a nuisance
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/surveillance-video-appears-contradict-boeberts-denial-was-vaping-beetl-rcna105246

Knocked something off my bucket list. Got to see Dave Chapelle live. That man is the 🐐. He's way funnier on tour as opposed to his TV specials. Glimpses of classic Chappelle in there. And the opening acts were hella funny too
 
I will say, if you part of the LGBT and offend easily, the show aint for you. He goes in on everybody, nobody is safe. Lmao
 
A wonderful experience tho, I recommend you all catch one of his shows if you can and you're a fan of comedy. You wont be disappointed 

Oh- that makes more sense.  I'm here thinking chick walked up to you in a bar or something, lol.

No, Zatalcon was the guy that had the fat kid from the Sandlot as his avatar and told everyone not to masterbate.
 
I came here just to say Steam Deck  is 20% off and I'm about to go for it. I want to play hentai games in public. 

Thing is we're texting on the phone, im nowhere near her. I just don't know what I was supposed to be doing at that time of morning. I genuinely want to know just wth she's into. Lmao

Man, women who'd approach "loners" at 2am anywhere are their own kind of red flag.
 
"Hey there, I noticed that you're here by yourself and I don't suppose you could seriously escalate the low-grade sense of dangerous chaos I've become accustomed to?"

Man, women who'd approach "loners" at 2am anywhere are their own kind of red flag.
 
"Hey there, I noticed that you're here by yourself and I don't suppose you could seriously escalate the low-grade sense of dangerous chaos I've become accustomed to?"

Zatal has been trying for weeks to create new accounts and get back in here, despite being banned.  He also keeps jumping in the Discord to post rants about how he's done nothing wrong and how everyone who wants him gone is 'weak'.
 
This whiny behavior proves he's biggest bitch here and I don't feel like dealing with it.  He's banned forever.

Didn't you kill him already?