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Some weird topics just simultaneously get talked about in here I tell you hwhat.

On 1/15/2021 at 7:24 AM, Vhozite said:

Nah fuck Scorpion 

Riveting thought process there. I can see how this thread is hip happenin' with activity now.

Also Jax looks like Steve Harvey on roids.

Didn't realize I obtained the KL Blood skin for Skarlet, rendering my current KL skin moot. Like well fuck maybe I'll get it in white instead lol.

Been mostly working on Subs and Scorps, debating Shang and a few others. I actually find Scorpion fun in this game but online he's like the Brazilian Ken of SFV, gets no respeck. Even when I use spacing, footsies, and chip smartly while doing actual combos, and don't teleport/uppercut like a maniac people still throw shade. 

Poor Scorpy, one day they will love you.

Only King Arthur to show your baby children.

I can fully believe John Cena can destroy Decepticons 1v1.

They can't see him after all, he can hustle his way into a tactical position and take them down.

About the only potato chip I enjoy is like...Pringles I guess? Salt-reduced plain. Most of them taste like grease to me these days and interfere with meds.

I mostly eat tortilla chips, rye chips, or just make some french fries if I want to munch on something, I can control salt intake better as well.

I'm all for Super Saiyan Cat-Mario fighting Gojira Bowzilla while lil' Bowser Jr. just sips his soda and watches.

1 hour ago, RSG3 said:

@misterBeeCan we not so soon already? Was a nice vacati9n from the crazy. 

If I had my way it would already be gone and forgotten about, but we have a thumbs down policy of democracy in action. 

So just ignore the stupidity and vote it down if it makes you uncomfortable and move on, commenting about what they post only strokes the fires of immaturity they want to drivel on about. 

In other news MK11 has been fun, about all I've been doing.

31 minutes ago, Deadly_Raver said:

I've seen enough horror movies to know where this is going.  *Grabs the popcorn*

3 hours ago, Lord Vega said:

Praying uses the Law of Attraction. You can become omnipotent level at it when you become Pure enough. 

Are you B-Tier by chance?

God Shakira is so hot and I still only know one song from her, but I like the song. Seems like a nice woman as well.

I finally saved enough crystals to get Deception Shredder Subs, that is nice to have. 

Also been using Skarlet a lot with the blood grab, which does a good amount of damage off one bar. Not sure what else to use variation wise as she doesn't have many that interest me, gave her bloodport and I cycle the last slot around.

Why are people complaining about versus in games usually designed as PvE. They really out here arguing on FB about Wizards and Warriors dueling each other.

That's why Bards are the best, you just get money, music, and poontang.

I mean I have like 500k of medical debt because someone decided to save my life like three times and remove blood clots and get me meds so I stopped stroking out into deathville. This is all in the last couple of years.

Shit happens, everyone deals with it. Until it is actively changed by a majority it doesn't really warrant a reaction I think. Most problems just seem like an old man yelling at clouds scenario to me these days. 

Kinda just chill and go with the flow. 

27 minutes ago, Deadly_Raver said:

You wouldn't happen to have been eating food from a street vendor in Pusan, South Korea the day before would you?  I'm asking for scientific purposes.

You tell Dong-Hyun he still owes me 500 Won or I'm breaking his tiny legs.

Y'all even play MK9 or earlier entries? The community at large has always been whiny babies, and demand stupid shit from NRS/Midway all the time. Hell I was on TYM just the other day to try and find something of value and they had a ban Jacqui thread in 2020, with a thing you can sign, and MULTIPLE people signed it and agreed with the poster.


In weird MK only news: I'm not sure why every MK character needs a fireball, and also an anti-fireball move, but god forbid you take away Baraka's ability to create a sparkler with his blades I guess.

9 hours ago, Dayaan said:

Y'all got such cool presents.

 

I got $200 and a promise that my parents would find a PS5 for me... Which means that they'll probably use the $200 for fuel and they won't get me a PS5. Oh yeah, dependency rocks.

I got $30 worth of clothing I couldn't pick out, none of it being what I needed, and nothing I asked for when they bothered me relentlessly for an answer of something to get me.

Between that and almost dying like.... a lot this year, you have an amazing present right? All about perspective.

Well I have all 40 base skins for Rain, and the intros/outros. Not really sure who to focus on with gear now honestly. 

3 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Damn what did I miss?

Nothin'.

4 minutes ago, Angel said:

I need to see the bollywood remake

 

Enjoy.

I mean he was trying to get his rape on, and Robert Cop taught him that's no good. The collab remake makes that scene hilarious at least, with dozens of dudes coming out of the woodwork with their dongs hanging out and Robo goes on a shooting spree.

3 hours ago, MillionX said:

yeah Patty is some prime-time  too...she's welcome to get this meatpipe anytime.

 

oh yeah, Patty... I can keep the affair a secret forever if ya want, babe... I got the cheap wine, candles and some Jodeci in the background...

 

Just do us all a favor and after you boink her, teach her the merits of making an interesting film.

I would just ask myself what would Robocop do, but as it would usually lead to a data spike into the jugular, I have to re-evaluate this line of thinking.

I take my daily nine hour nap and come back to some amusing things on here I tell you.

I thought Rise of the Robits was One Must Fall up until Matt showed it was two different games.

Rise doesn't even have the best opening song in a robot based fighting game, it is nothing.