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1 hour ago, DarkSakul said:

 

This couldn't possibly be more scripted, derivative, and fake if the dude was named Napolean.

Everything from the juice box, to the Urkel clothes, to the advertising agency tested and approved gatekeepers.

Goddamn does American broadcasting suck with its teeth.

6 hours ago, DarkSakul said:

You want Betty White instead? 

I was actually compelled to Google whether she was even alive still.

She is 99.

Betty White as Lilith?

Sure. Why not.

99 is the new 69, after all.

The first 9 is code for I.V. drip.

4 hours ago, HD-Man said:

This Borderlands movie might be the movie that kills Kevin Hart's career, shiy gonna be pure trash, no idea why he signed on to play Roland. He doesn't fit the role at all other than being black 

Roland was about as Black as SRK Ephidel.

"Thaaaaaat dumpsta's on fiiiiire..."

Sorry.

The Uwe Boll made me do it.

But not even HE'D make that bad of a directorial misstep.

Shit, man.

Cate Blanchett is 52.

That girl ain't on fire.

She's on a Wal-Mart scooter.

Just now, MillionX said:

whoah now hold on... 

https://www.ign.com/articles/borderlands-movie-lilith-first-look-cate-blanchett

 

So... Jamie Lee Curtis is Dr. Tannis?!  What the hell is going on here?!  A lot of us love Jamie Lee but come on... the woman is 62 and she finally has that "grandmother" look now.  A qick refresher of what Tannis (one of the most gorgeous Borderlands girls, imo) looks like:

...maybe in some alternate universe where Borderlands was released back in the 80s, and this was mid to late 80s-era Jamie Lee Curtis then it's a good pick but now? Nah, bruh...

Kevin Hart is Roland.

Isn't that enough of a tell that this is going to be a dumpster fire of such epic proportions as to make Leguizamo look like an *ahem* Super choice?

Anyone who thinks that a women looking feminine means she's weak is a fool who's asking to get YOLO-rena Bobbitt'ed.

1 hour ago, Deadly_Raver said:

"C'mon guys, It's completely safe!!  It's not like that crack is real. watch this................

 

Here lies Bob.  His last words before he fell through someone's Hood at 138MPH:  "DON'T POKE THE CRACK!"

Seismic tremors gotta be fun up in that bitch.

1 hour ago, Chadouken said:

I want to pee in that pool.

That would require being within at least a 5-foot proximity of it.

That's a hard no.

Not even with the entire numerical alphabet of B-Vitamins raring to shoot out of my dick to guide me, and keep me safe.

1 hour ago, DarkSakul said:

"Because if we create this narration that Egypt had slaves, we can justify the ones we have now". 

 

 

Not really, no.

There was real, actually slavery waaay before Ancient Egypt.

They didn't require such.

And neither did pretty much any any other version - even the Ancient Roman one... which was actually better than being a citizen in many instances.

All they required was "might".

Even the asshole European chattel slavers.

Also:

Memorial Day.

The day we commemorate those misguided unfortunate souls whol died for sales.

Capitalism profited off of their deaths... and still profits off of their deaths.

Nationalistic symbolism is as insidiously false, as any religious dogma.

9 hours ago, Chadouken said:

Well, yeah, but I don't think it has anything to do with race.

That's because it doesn't.

But racists see race in everything.

They are completely bereft of reason, much less nuance.

27 minutes ago, IcyBlackDeep said:

Current thinking is probably not.

> In 1990, tombs belonging to the pyramid workers were discovered alongside the pyramids,

> with an additional burial site found nearby in 2009. Although not mummified, they had been

> buried in mudbrick tombs with beer and bread to support them in the afterlife. The tombs'

> proximity to the pyramids and the manner of burial supports the theory that they were paid

> laborers who took great pride in their work and were not slaves, as was previously thought.

 

Myths of oppression, belittle actual slaves.

Religion is psychological warfare after all.

@RSG3

Thanks, man.

...wrote that literally nanoseconds before mental lights out.

@M A R T I A N

The other day, I got a:

Detonating Radium Rifle.

...

This thing is stupid.

An explosive, radiation, and kinetic gun.

Commando+Demo+Nuke Phys 2.

It is as good as or better than any unique I have come across thus far.

I named it:

Booooom, Blast & Ruin

1 hour ago, AriesWarlock said:

Apparently, in Australia they killed a lot of cats, and more they have a mice problem.

 

 

It is a never ending cycle of Imperialist fuckery of the ecosystem, over there.

The English brought cats.

The cats killed the local fauna, fucking up the ecosystem.

The Aussies killed a bunch of cats.

But imported mice are now the problem.

Fuck England.

18 hours ago, HD-Man said:

Only had sex with this chick ONE time in the past year, she's fully aware of it. She admits that, but  got mad when she saw me hanging with another woman. As if I don't have needs and am just supposed to wait til she is ready again (if ever) 

 

Granted, she's not obligated to give me anything, we're not going steady, but she's withholding sex but becomes upset when I find it elsewhere, make it make sense 🤔

Bang better broads.

@DoctaMario

Poise the Wolf.

13 minutes ago, Hawkingbird said:

It's not an identity movement. It's suppose to show that it's the official account of that person or brand. There's a lot of troll accounts out there that pretend to be people. 

That's almost funny, yet sad.

I remember way back in the day, some loser on SRK got pissed at me, and made a jabhakdoukenSRK Xbox account to play Ken shittily in SF4. I probably kicked the living shit out of him online and/or real life, too.

Which was triply hilarious, because I eschewed the 360 completely because of the RRoD, and that I went by Sites008 on both PSN and Steam, and that I always felt embarrassed for anyone who used their SRK handle in their gaming tag, much less slapped an SRK onto the end.

Also I played Cammy, but mained Hawk post Vanilla.

10 minutes ago, Hawkingbird said:

People with checkmarks are usually verified professionals, celebrities, influencers or some type of public figure.  

Oooooh.

I was guessing that it was some kind of identity movement or something.

That's actually much worse, and far more hilarious because of it. 🤣

Thanks, man.

YO.

@ everyone:

I was reading the comments and laughing at the serious tears of salt, when I came across something I know nothing about.

What are "checkmarks", as referenced in the comments?

Thanks, y'all.

13 minutes ago, iStu X said:

It’s Memorial Day weekend yo

I guess I just don't equate Memorial Day with Shit-faced Paddy's Day.

7 minutes ago, Maxx said:

Its st. Patrick's day 1000x in Boston right now. I am absolutely not Ubering hahaha 

Why? What happened today?

7 hours ago, BornWinner said:

The funniest thing about this are the journalists getting angry in the comments.

The truly funniest part is that if he every loses his job, he can always go and easily get a Masters Degree, because he already has modern day Academic Writing pretty much down pat.

7 hours ago, Hecatom said:

I hope they call it Cluster to keep it on line with the names for IT stuff

 

 

The Nintendo Cluster.

Now its a gay orgy.