Jurassic

To the maybe one or two of you who know who Joyner Lucas is, tell me this isn't some shit he would do.

Look how fucking ugly they made Peach in the latest Mario game. 
 

 
Well, unless you're Zatalcon, I guess. 

They make dudes uglier in video games too.  Just look what they did to Luke Skywalker in Jedi Survivor.  Turned him into a goddamn ginger.  He looks exactly like that gay dude from Shameless now,  and nothing like young Mark Hamill. For "inclusion" I guess. 

The most accurate way to play 3S at home is emulating it on a PC through MAME/other low latency emulators.  Hook your PC up to a CRT for the true old school experience.
 
Fightcade uses FinalBurnNeo as its emulator, and FinalBurnNeo has significant input delay.  It's the online standard and tons of people are used to it -- but it will feel laggy if you're used to the real arcade cab.
 
30th Anniversary is just emulation, so if you are already using MAME/other emulators there's really no point to owning it except for online play.  The only person I know who actually plays 30th Anniversary is @Sonero.
 
3S Online Edition is an actual port made from the ground up - it's not emulated.  It feels like a different game because it actually is.  Purists will hate it because of this.
 
My local arcade is a Jazzy Circuit location and people play on real arcade hardware.  If the CPS3 core for the MiSTeR ever gets completed I'm sure that will be a legit way to play the game also.

The SF3 ports are something else. It seems like they are all off to varying degrees. Is there a port considered legit? 3SOE seemed to be well received from what I remember. It's still ridiculous that 30th had worse netcode that 3SOE.

The biggest crime and proof God isn't real is Norm died before OJ so we don't get any sweet "He's finally dead" Norm jokes. 

seems like the juice expired.
 

I always thought it ironic that Ford discontinued the Bronco after the OJ chase and replaced it with the Escape. 
 
Also:
 

In honor of OJ Simpsons death I give you these touching words about the man from the incomparable Norm McDonald.
 
 

MegaShock Boss Strategy Guide:  
 
Aries Warlock:  Strap him to a chair and force him to listen to Kenny G. Head explodes in 10 minutes
 
Infernoman: Dip a crucifix in a mixture of pineapple juice and lime juice  and throw it at him. Fatality!
 
Optimus124/Dangerous J: Donate Transformer collection to Goodwill.  Proceed to kick in the balls.
 
Stuart Hayden: Condition his cat to trip him near a pit of spikes.
 
SonicHuman: Ask Mrs. SonicHuman to say "You're too fast"  SH's soul leaves body like Kabal MK3 fatality
 
Darc Requiem:  While eating Jade Cargill's ass, the buttcheeks crack his head like a walnut.  
 
 
 
 
 
 

Every single of her features have been harshened.
To say that both sides are part of the same face is absurd.
 

Kept trying to do Cammy's Lvl3 yesterday. It would not come out at all.
 
Then I realized the shyt is done with Punch and not Kick.
 
Aside from that, a few mins of labbing and I feel like I wasn't away for any longer than a few days.
 

 
I'mma be ready for the Akuma army when he's released.

I'm a little concerned about the stuff that is copied and pasted from the last film, but I will definitely watch it.

I can't believe how bad SF5 has aged.  It just looks so bad and like it is in a beta form in all aspects - graphics, sounds, UI, etc.
 
I remember when they first showed it off with that Ryu battle (at Evo I think)  and thinking how awesome it looked.  And then from the time the actual beta came out and how bad that was handled, it just went downhill.

WOMEN WEDNESDAY...True love edition!
 

Glad that asshole in the 2nd video got jumped.  You wanna feel brave enough to just random slug people then you can catch hands  and feet from 8 dif directions too.
 
NYC def needs to find some  reform in keeping the clearly mentally ill off the streets or put them on a path to get some helpe because despite the fact that 43 women getting Die Hard Arcaded is a very small percentage its still too much and could lead to the thought process of "well if I do this and I'm going to jail for an hour...then what else are the cosequences relatively small for?"  Unless they want to give people Batman licenses for brief periods when they see this happening in front of them then they gotta do something.

Dude FOX News was politicizing yesterday's eclipse of all things (saying it would facilitate migrants to cross the border "in darkness")
 
A. fucking. eclipse
 
Nothing is really off limits anymore

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yyyyeahh...pitched tents in the comments.

Wait, so you are telling me that if play Hell Divers 2, I can finally find out how to use the three sea shells?

Alpha 3 always had the best single-player content of every SF game until 6. 
 
You don't play XvsSF for a great game, you play it for a great time, flinging bullshit at your buddies until someone cries kusoge.

You see, now you made him mad.