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My son is teething and the Lord High Emperor has decided that no one in the house gets to sleep from 2-4 a.m.

I started a new job!

My son is teething and the Lord High Emperor has decided that no one in the house gets to sleep from 2-4 a.m.

My son is teething and the Lord High Emperor has decided that no one in the house gets to sleep from 2-4 a.m.

I look forward to the trans-age people coming out!  Imagine...a guy that's about 24 years old... deciding he identifies as 12 so he can compete against kids that are currently in 6th grade....he'll run leave them in the dust in track & field events....it will be great.  If you disagree with his "true age" of being 12, then obviously you're a close-minded, bigoted piece of shit that should be "canceled" forever.

If anything, all these trans athletes blowing out records in women's sports shows why men and women need separate categories. They're basically just proving all the dissenters right.

Dont really care about the Irony I care more about Tucker being a blatant Putin mouthpiece. Every news network engages in some level of propaganda, but Tuckers kissing Putins Chocolate Starfish and I'm pretty fucking over it at this point. Like yea we all know what MSNBC is about, but whatabouting about them doesn't change the fact Tuckers selling his entire platform out to Russia. 

My four year old son just watched Encanto, and got pissed at my wife and me for not having familial magic powers.

Finally after years of side eyes and ridicule for thinking it’s a great combo Reese’s validates what I’ve always known. 
 
 

I watched the video. Ma'Khia Bryant was a split second away from stabbing the other girl. Officer took quick action to save a life. Some people say he should have gone for the taser instead, but it seems they are not as reliable and need to be fired at close proximity. I have watched a video of a guy getting shot with 3 or 4 tasers and he just kept on walking. Wish the outcome had been different for her.
 

 
Others say the officer should have handled the situation differently but offer no solution.
 

 
 
Worse is that some people were trying to normalize teenager knife fights
 
 

I have so many questions 
 
 

There was a friend of mine that confused the fuck of all of us when he came out to the closet, mostly because he was a womanizer that always had the hottest chicks in high school and college, then one day came out and told us he was gay and no one believed him, lol.

Hell yeah they do. It's so fucking cringe .

even Elpeo Puru is not having your shit today. 

Imagine losing your life to this woman and in the afterlife you see a bunch of people going “yass Queen!”, “I can fix her.”, or “I wish that was me.”.
 
 

So we have a girls wrestling team in my town here, and when they compete, the newspaper prints pictures like this

Accidentally topical.
 
Also,
 
 

Just going to leave this here...and I'm out! 

Been seeing sponsored ads for this everywhere recently. I'm pretty hype about it when I eventually get back to the US. Breakfast cereal all day.

@iStu X
I pulled the trigger on magic spoon. My bundle came in yesterday. I only tried cocoa so far and it's amazing. The size of box is disappointing. I can tell this will only be good for about 3 bowls. 

Unless you're in Texas where if a swat team breaks into your house, they better be going to the right address. Otherwise you are legally defending yourself from them.
 
As ruled by a judge here.
 
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