DangerousJ

The person who wrote the Die Hard movies was attached to Netflix's Ass Creed series...he now no longer is
https://www.ign.com/articles/assassins-creed-netflix-series-loses-die-hard-writer

I've come a long way, I didn't respectfully tell this captain to fuck off. Im in the midst of learning a new position so I have to be in the area almost all the time in order to understand the job unless theres something important goin on the boat itself.
 
Dude came down to tell me about some damn countertops that needed to wiped down, had me scared like the engines caught on fire or somethin. I wanted to tell this fat fuck he could've taken 5 minutes to clean that shit instead of eating Star Crunches and playing Call of Duty in his room all day but I just let him win. Thats growth 😂
 
(Keep it mind I had like 3 whole hours left in my shift to clean up, there is no exact timeframe as long as u don't leave it for the next shift)

McCarthy is so bitchmade 🤣
 
What a fucking tool.

Hakeem Jeffries got the most votes despite being in the minority party over McCarthy lol.
 
He won't get the Speaker position ,but it sure is funny to see Repubs scrap amongst themselves.

A fashionista grappler from France is in this image.
 
 

He’s beginning to multiply…
 

It can mean two things:
1.)  The tweet gets a lot more replies than likes. This most often means people didn't like it and smacked it down. But if it's a curiosity topic that invites replies more than likes (like "top 5 movies of 2022"), it averts this.
 
2.) A reply to the original tweet gets more likes than the original. That means someone had a good comeback or smackdown of the original. Like Greta with her smalldickenergy tweet (tired joke aside).

What does that mean? I've seen the term "get ratioed" used in context to tweets, but I'm not sure exactly what that means. I'm an old fucker and sometimes it takes me a minute to catch up 😂

Time for a double-dose---one of the hottest girls I've ever seen on the youtube or just the internet in general... Silver Foxxx:
 

So I just started Rise of TMNT and...saying this show is different in underselling it by a wide margin.  The clips that I've seen here and there of the show still didn't quite prepare me for what to expect from this show and it's just the first episode.    This show has way more comedy than I was expecting for something attached to this IP.  TMNT has always had comedic bits in it but this show seems to to have no qualms with putting budget into the action along with comedic bits during the action.  The style is pretty off putting and I can see hardcore fans or people who are just casual fans of what came before not liking this.  My wife who as far as I know is probably a tertiary fan at best immediately said she did not like the style of the show upon looking at it and just started ignoring it without looking at HOW RIDICULOUS THE ANIMATION IS, especially for Western animation.  I'm going to keep watching it on and off this show just seems to be doing a ton of stuff different from the TMNT mythos to try to shake it up and the very first episode is upfront about it.  Also was not expecting a Leroy Jenkins reference...was caught off guard lol.  They didn't linger on the joke either or point it out it just happened and they kept it moving.

Was it performed by a Fob Azn or a white/black/Latino American?

You get a happy ending? 👀

Girlfriend surprised me another holiday gift. She got me a 30 minute deep tissue massage at some local spa. 
 
omg. Felt so good. I asked the lady to specifically work on my left side which has the neuropathy. Man, in all the best ways she fucked my shit up. I felt so great afterwords and still feel great. 
 
my girlfriend wanted to get me an hour session but since it was my first time there she was only allowed to get a 30 minute massage. Some weird house rules of the spa. 
 
either way. It’s something I’d definitely considering getting on the regular. It helped so much. 

Since we just had Christmas, there is a huge influx of new players in Splatoon 3. And you know what that means!!!
 

 
Some folks are actually saying things "Guys, go easy on the new players!"
 
Me:
 

 
Maaaaaaan EFF DAT!!! These kids gon learn the hard way!!

Just watched Top Gun Maverick because of you guy’s top 2022 list. Here’s my in-depth review.
 
 
It’s a sequel that’s on the level of T2, Aliens, and Shrek 2. Freaking amazing movie.

The idea of a prison style strip search including cheek spreading is fucking hilarious, not gonna lie.  This needs to be a new Seth Killian article, "It's not gay if you win."