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TMNT Fails:
 
 Mutatin' Bebop figure  (1992)
 
Dave Chappelle: I know better than to get between a nigga and their pork!
Playmates Toys: Um....
 

 
Here is Bebop's original animation look
 

First AI-Generated Romance Film Looks Like Shit
Next Stop Paris is an ‘AI-Powered Love Story’ from TV maker TCL
 
 
 

Uh, fuck no. Pay your employees. If they "deserve a tip" then what it really sounds like is they earned a bonus/pay raise. 
 
Pay your employees you sack of shit. 

TMNT Fails:
 
 Mutatin' Bebop figure  (1992)
 
Dave Chappelle: I know better than to get between a nigga and their pork!
Playmates Toys: Um....
 

 
Here is Bebop's original animation look
 

You've come a hell of a long way, Gears..
 
Right: 1984 G1
Left:    2024 Legacy United
 
 
 

That stories toasty. 

Enjoy your WTF weekend! 
 
 

You've come a hell of a long way, Gears..
 
Right: 1984 G1
Left:    2024 Legacy United
 
 
 

You've come a hell of a long way, Gears..
 
Right: 1984 G1
Left:    2024 Legacy United
 
 
 

oh yes, I can't get enough of anything that shines a spotlight on that worthless shit-hole city Memphis, TN
The intriguing thing is the level of coping I've seen from people I know there...I think it runs at such a deep subconscious level they aren't really aware that's what it likely is, to be so proud of what is obviously a shitty place filled with horrible, untrustworthy and outright dangerous people everywhere....similar to how an abused spouse would be so proud and may even get defensive over the "loving partner" that occasionally beats their ass.
 
...with the Infinity Gauntlet powers, yep, this city would be on the list of things I'd magically erase from the universe.....and then I'd sit there with the same smile of satisfaction, that I did a great thing....like wiping a bad stain off the country.

https://x.com/Jalopnik/status/1778462408660619425

Sooo when Birdie turned from white to black = everything is fine
 
But when Birdie turns from ripped to fat = OMG WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HIS BODY???

It's because of dem TIDDIES. 
 
And she's a vampire. 
 
"I vant to suck your deek"
 

It's really annoying how goddamn shitty Microsoft generally is.  It makes things annoying and more difficult than they should be when part of your job involves using these shoddily mammy-made half-ass bullshit like MS Teams and the "Office" garbage ass apps.  ...little shit like why am I having to wait 38 years for a goddamn word to appear on the screen after I typed it?  Or the icon shows up like things are fine but the app window itself isn't there and it is not minimized, etc. etc.  Maybe if the IT industry wasn't apparently run by actual retards and trolls then the shit would function properly more often.  Silly of me to expect things to work properly, I guess.

I'm really enjoying the Mighty Marvel Masterworks line. Though smaller and lacking the letters section, these are  nice way to experience the early Marvel days without paying through the nose for a ton of HCs. I went ahead and picked up Vol. 1-2 of Daredevil and the Mighty Thor. That Jack Kirby and Gene Colan artwork?
 

 
John Romita did some FINE art on Daredevil.
 
Might be a hot take, but I really like Michael Cho's artworks for these MMM TPBs. I've seen some folks gripe on Amazon that Kirby and Ditko artwork isn't on the cover, as if it's a crime to have otherwise but the art is CLEAN and it further helps to differentiate these MMM TPBs from the MM HCs. 
 
I'm almost done with MMM X-Men vol. 1. I love seeing the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants constantly tell Master Mind high key that his mutant ability is TRASH. 

Damn, this episode was superb.

Wednesday me and my sista drove up to Prescott to tour the Embry Riddle campus. That place from what I saw? More than lived up to it's reputation. I now see why their name is so heavy in the aviation industry.
 
Students from around the world come out here to attend. It's expensive but it looks like you get your money's worth. State of the art flight simulators. A fleet of aircrafts to train with. Wind tunnels, machinist shops with the latest machinery and tools. All the professors are proven masters of their fields with real world experience to pull from.
 
Saw some students working on building their own rockets and satellites! I was just gonna be content with the tour. But I heard how faculty can get reduced tuition. So I asked about mechanic jobs there.
 
Apparently there are some. For maintaining their fleet. 50% off for full time students that are faculty. And tuition is flat out waved for part time students that are faculty. I talked with a father and his son on the tour. Dad is a Embry Riddle alumn from the 80s flying for FedEx. And son followed in his footsteps and is a pilot too.
 
They had a lot of wisdom and advice. Talked about my mechanic experience. And the son strongly suggested becoming a pilot. Because pilots with mechanical experience are so rare. Said doors would be wide open for me if I did that. And my mom also thought I should learn to fly since I already work on them. So yeah might just do that. 

Look at all that junk in that trunk (literally)
 

In honor of OJ Simpsons death I give you these touching words about the man from the incomparable Norm McDonald.
 
 

MegaShock Boss Strategy Guide:  
 
Aries Warlock:  Strap him to a chair and force him to listen to Kenny G. Head explodes in 10 minutes
 
Infernoman: Dip a crucifix in a mixture of pineapple juice and lime juice  and throw it at him. Fatality!
 
Optimus124/Dangerous J: Donate Transformer collection to Goodwill.  Proceed to kick in the balls.
 
Stuart Hayden: Condition his cat to trip him near a pit of spikes.
 
SonicHuman: Ask Mrs. SonicHuman to say "You're too fast"  SH's soul leaves body like Kabal MK3 fatality
 
Darc Requiem:  While eating Jade Cargill's ass, the buttcheeks crack his head like a walnut.  
 
 
 
 
 
 

Look how fucking ugly they made Peach in the latest Mario game. 
 

 
Well, unless you're Zatalcon, I guess. 

Lol that makes them all terrible people. They let a murderer go free and put other people's lives at risk to make a statement 95% of white people wouldn't get. 
 
Braaaaaavoooooo losing in real time. 

Oh, I won't deny that it sounds dumb and would prefer it not to exist, but yeah, it was a term invented by non-Hispanics that ironically some of the newer generations of Hispanic Americans have embraced so I would say it has become very divisive (hence why the term has not been cancelled entirely).
 
But I will say that at least the term came from noble intentions (as dumb as the result was) so to hear that some people prefer to be called a slur than that is quite perplexing, considering the vast amount of slurs that exists and that all of them with malicious and denigrating intent