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Fuck this game
 

Million has abandoned his crusade against always-online games??
 
For ESO!!?? 
 

Fuck this game
 

Million has abandoned his crusade against always-online games??
 
For ESO!!?? 
 

Chapter 1 of FFXV ends on a fucking bummer. My boy bands home being bombed by the rival army that Noctis’s dad was organizing a ceasefire with. Noctis’s dad being assassinated. Noctis thinking his waifu to be is dead. 
 
thank god my ride immediately started blasting the Chocobo theme. 😂

VGM Fridays!!!
 
 

Late VGM Friday post
 

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Rare Series W in performance.  I might try this game out at some point since ita F2P.

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Creating another Skyrim character... "Vorador" (yep, the green elder vamp from Blood Omen; of course he's made as an Orc).... it reminded me that there should always be a way built-in to "open-ended" rpgs like that to skip the story/cinematic stuff at the beginning once you've seen it that first time.  I'm sure "Alternate Start" is one of the most popular little mods for that reason in Skyrim.  ...I remember that Borderlands 3 had a "skip" option as well that was patched in shortly after it launched....all these games should have that; if you have seen the story stuff already and are just making a new character, it's best to just get to the good "do what you want" part asap via a "skip intro sequence" option.
 
I may also get back into ESO again....I still wish it were a regular game instead of an mmo....
 

I think the most common argument I have with one of my brothers that I find most frustrating is the NASA argument. "Cut NASAs funding, we don't need to go to space!" Bro you cook everything in a microwave, you'd be dead without NASA, NASA funding is like pennies compared to the military, shut the fuck up lol. 

You've come a long way, HD-Man....
 
From eating apples....
 
 
To eating ASS!
 

My wife has some strict personal rule not to take a dump at work due to hygiene/personal etiquette reasons (kinda like Finch from American Pie). Sometimes she will come home during lunch breaks just to take a shit 😂

hahaha a "BOW movement".  Oddly enough... I've never actually timed how long it takes to shit on average.
 
Isn't it annoying though, when you're needing to drop that deuce but someone else is already in there doing it too...?  This happened just the other day.  When it's a small bathroom, like only 2 or 3 stalls then I'm moving on to another room.  Imagine...you're in there shitting right next to another dude that's also shitting in the stall next to yours.  Nahhh.  Awkward doesn't even begin to describe that situation of shitting right next to another person that's also shitting...and imagine if the other dude tries to make small talk.....naw, bruh (it's already strange enough that some people will actually say something to the next guy while you're both pissing at a urinal).... it would also be too difficult to not laugh.

"BMs that are too long need to be done on personal time" is a wild AF statement. 

Literally how Trump got his wife lol. 
 
Edit: Pure fools to think I can't shit in the dark on company time lol

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My trading broker is called Optimus Futures, and it always reminded me of Optimus Prime 🤘
 
https://optimusfutures.com/

Transformers' Greatest Moments:
 
The profiles on the G1 toys were condensed versions of Marvel Comics writer Bob Budiansky's  full profiles that ran in TF Universe mini series and the last 3 years of the comic.
 
While the name "Optimus Prime" was created by legendary Batman writer Denny O' Neil, the profile is by Budiansky himself. 
(I love the first part and the last line the most.)
 
(Courtesy of tfarchive.com)
 
Optimus Prime
Function: Autobot Commander
First Comic Appearance: Transformers #1
"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."
 
Profile: If he had been on Earth, he would be a doctor, a mechanic, a scientist and a warrior. But on Cybertron there is no difference between these professions. So Optimus uses his skills to heal and repair- which are the same things to Autobots- to improve the world around him and, if necessary, to fight. Both in power and intelligence, he has no equal. He has the personality of an Abraham Lincoln. He can be immensely kind and his compassion extends to all that lives, including the creatures of Earth. Yet he will battle unceasingly to protect the weak and defend what he believes in. To accomplish this, Optimus knows that the Decepticons must be defeated for all time.
 
Abilities: In robot mode. Optimus Prime actually splits into three components. The Optimus module is the robotic sentient being that is the storehouse of his vast knowledge and strength. He can lift 4,000,000 lbs. and a blow from his fist exerts a force of 12,000 lbs. per sq. inch. He carries a laser rifle and can burn a hole in the nosecone of a Decepticon jet fighter at a distance of 30 miles, aided by his outstanding visual acuity. His Prime module, also known as Roller, is a small cart-shaped device that he uses to unobtrusively slip behind enemy lines. He can maintain radio control over it at distances up to 1200 miles. Having Roller present somewhere is like being there himself. He can operate by remote-control his Combat Deck module up to a distance of 1500 feet. The Auto-Launcher mounted on the Deck can use a variety of artillery and radiation beam weapons, including most of those used by his fellow Autobots. The Launcher also includes a highly dexterous grapple-arm which allows it to load itself and change its weaponry. The communications disk antenna mounted on the launcher provides a link between Optimus and all his fellow Autobots within a radius of 50 miles. It can be adapted to a satellite hook-up that increases its effective range 10-fold.
 
Weaknesses: Although Optimus Prime can function as three independent modules, injury to any one of the modules is felt by the other two. Roller is particularly vulnerable, especially in the behind-the-lines situations in which he specializes. However, the Optimus module is by far the most important component of the trio. Although he could survive without the other two, they could not survive without him. Otherwise, the only weakness he could be accused of having is being too compassionate and concerned about the safety of others. He would be a more effective military commander if he were more ruthless, but then he wouldn't be Optimus Prime.
 

 

I appreciate that you are sparing most Muslims, but why run over all Jewish people? That's just a genocide. There are easier ways to get the US government to give you billions of dollars than by needlessly killing people. For example - take out a loan, buy an island, turn it into a resort, secretly invite top ranki-URGHHH.
 
THEY GOT ME!

This is like a written version of one of those WTF AKUMA HAX posts from SRK 🤣

Random as fuck but since @Darc_Requiemmade the avatar thread, i stopped post CaC stuff in other threads (beside Badass Santa lol), so there's some new stuff i did
 
Enjoy it hate it, i can appreciate both 😆
 
(click on pics for full size)
 
Demitri  (2 versions)

 

 
Morrigan


 
Baby Head (Captain Commando)

 
Paul Phoenix (waiting for better hair)


 
Batsu (Rival Schools)

 
Bunch of faces getting fixed

Exactly. You watch tournaments over the course of the year that culminates in the CPT finals in december, then we'd get a balance patch and some confirmations on whats coming in the next year. It was perfect.

Considering the title of the lounge I think it’s only fitting I leave this here.
 
I did the thing.