Chadouken

non-apology? Anyway, holy shit I didn't notice before how much he was fondling her breast.
 
 

Me playing F-ZERO 99: Boy, I sure would love to go to Death Wind or Sand Ocean
Majority votes for: Mute City I/Big Blue
 
All these weak AF SCRUBS. If these clowns can't handle some wind and mild curves, they are gonna get DESTROYED  on Pro courses.

August 2023 Circana Numbers
Highlights; Armored Core came out swinging!  It couldn't take top spot but it did manage to take 2nd for the month.  FFXVI took a 12 spot drop while Dad of War Ragnarok saw a resurgence.  Gran Turismo also seems to be enjoying a resurgence as well which I can only guess is due because of the movie.
 
Hardware: PS5 was top selling hardware platform for both unit and dollar sales.  Xbox Series was actually ranked 2nd for both unit and dollar sales.  If I'm not mistaken, this is the first month that the Switch has been 3rd in both unit and dollars sales for the month since it's release 6 years ago.
 
August Top 20 Selling:  Dat Madden 24, Armored Core VI, Remnant II, CoD: MW2 2022, Hogwarts Legacy, LoZ:TotK, Diablo IV, MLB The Show 23, Minecraft, MK8D, Pikmin 4, SW:JS, SF6, Elden Ring, FIFA 23, Dad of War Ragnarok, FFXVI, Gran Turismo 7, Miles Morales, Rainbow Six: Siege
 
YTD 2023 Top 20 Best Selling Games:  Hogwarts Legacy, LoZ: TotK, Diablo IV, CoD MW2 2022, SW:JS, Dat Madden 24, MLB The Show 23, Dead Island 2, FF XVI, SF6, FIFA 23, Remnant II, Dead Space 2023, Elden Ring, Dat Madden 23, MK8D, Minecraft, LoU: Part 1, Armored Core VI

Can someone give me the 411 about this Zataran poster and why there are topics about him? What is the big deal with him because I don't see anything other than another commoner. Why has everyone been crying about this guy? what has he done that made his ban the talk of the forum? 

I went to the discord server (only because I found out that HE made an appearance over there) and all I saw was a bunch of people getting upset over his comments against eating dogs. Posters like that guy are what wins threads over here? 
 

Cut off one head; 2 shall take it's place.
 

Knocked something off my bucket list. Got to see Dave Chapelle live. That man is the 🐐. He's way funnier on tour as opposed to his TV specials. Glimpses of classic Chappelle in there. And the opening acts were hella funny too
 
I will say, if you part of the LGBT and offend easily, the show aint for you. He goes in on everybody, nobody is safe. Lmao
 
A wonderful experience tho, I recommend you all catch one of his shows if you can and you're a fan of comedy. You wont be disappointed 

Happy Hispanic heritage month! 
 

There was a reddit comment where someone said she couldn't act wet in a rainstorm 😂😂😂

Mod, it is time for you to consider giving religion threads the green light here. It is true that every poster here is weak. Girly man weak..   If these posters get easily owned over some lesser-poster, some modern day Soviet, ranting about dogs getting cooked then how else are they going to handle life as men going forward? 
There was a bigger event that just happened at the Discord server which was the actual return of the Greatest Poster of Shoryuken and yet we are talking about how this Zatolcon bitching over there instead? This is an outrage.  

This is all @Fishjie's fault. He influenced so many posters in shoryuken to have no regard for the nuts in between their legs and it created offspring posters who are oblivious to being a man.  

Here is one thing I want to say to all of you. This Zataran poster you all love to talk about... well... i think he and his posts suck! How about that?

Bring back religion threads. There is a higher chance that HE may finally come here and save us! 

 
 

I just killed all the Druids 😂

Zatal has been trying for weeks to create new accounts and get back in here, despite being banned.  He also keeps jumping in the Discord to post rants about how he's done nothing wrong and how everyone who wants him gone is 'weak'.
 
This whiny behavior proves he's the biggest bitch here and I don't feel like dealing with it.  He's banned forever.

Yeah... I joined SRK before I quit drinking 😂

Oh yeah, Hell finally froze over with this one.  
 
Yep, I was one of those people that killed Lae'zel.  I gave Shadowheart her outfit because it looks sexier...definitely an upgrade over Shadow's original outfit.  ...and now I'm realizing, it would've been interesting if I had that "speak with the dead" spell when I killed Lae....just to see what she might have to say about the situation.  My next character isn't at the same point yet so I might actually let her remain in the party on that one.... then again the Tiefling woman also looks better than Lae so... yeahhhh it's not looking good for Lae'zel staying around on that character file either... my characters are only going to have fine bitches in the crew. 🤣

I can't believe Million is playing a turn based video game.
 
That's about as likely as me becoming a vegetarian.

Well you managed to merc Shadowheart. Most people, in my experience may off Lae'zel or Astarion, on the first try but Shadowheart was an interesting one for you. I tend to try to keep all the party members I can in RPGs. So I reloaded my file after....
Edit: Honestly just play the game however you want. There is so much replay value it isn't funny. BG3 is one of those games you can play for years and still find something new. It reminds me of my time with Mass Effect 1 except their are even MORE options at my finger tips.

In my "real" playthrough, I never bumped in to Astarion (picked him up during Early Access plays though), had a glitch that kept me from rezzing Lae'zel in an early fight so I left her for dead, and made some plotline decisions that ended up with Halsin perma dead.
 
Oh, and there's an early game mini-boss who's a joinable companion if you play through evilly enough that technically I killed too.  Well, gravity killed her- not my fault that wooden footbridge she was standing on wasn't up to code.

I restarted because my friends told me I should probably have all those companions in my party on my first play through. Apparently I fucked it up pretty bad on my first try 🤣