BB_Hoody

Bruhhhhh.
 
I'd pack my shit right after that.

Trying??? He straight up motorboating dem cheeks getting all up in there.
 
@DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world.
 
So I get off work and head to the AirBnB I've been crashing at for a bit. Now I tried to be cool about this. I paid 750 for a month. And was welcomed to a house with a mom and her 14 year old daughter. Who is gay so she thinks nothing of walking about with no bra. So mom has to keep reminding her there's a man in the house. Just because you like girls, doesn't mean you can just walk around like that among men
 
The mom confides in me on day one! About how 3 weeks ago her husband beat her. And went into graphic detail about the assault. Got a restraining order And hubby controls all the finances and the business she was employed in. So she's broke and using airbnb as primary income. And how her family disowned her for getting involved with a black guy etc.
 
I go to sleep and the bed REEKS of cat piss. Could barely sleep. So I start commuting a few days a week from atlanta. But I get back today, and this ladies idea of a joke is this when I walk through the door. "Oh no a black guy is breaking into my home! Lol"
 
And I'm just looking at her like "what bitch!?" And she was like "oh that wasn't funny, did that offend you?" And I just cut her off and tell her lets just forget that was said, how was your day? So I'm canceling this shit. She can have the money. She needs it badly. But I cant recommend this to anyone. She did not set this up properly. Oh forgot to mention the damn room door locks and unlocks from the outside, and she won't give you a key for the house.
 
She's just desperate and doing whatever she can to make it. So I cant be too mad. But I'm mad. Lastly was suckered me in. Was her offering "home cooked meals" And she made spaghetti the first night. Cool. Except she cant cook for shit! Didn't drain the spaghetti. Just wet noodles right on to the plate. Unseasoned spaghetti sauce straight from the fridge, and unseasoned, well done ground beef just thrown in there. SMFH! Staying at hotels for a few nights a week instead
 
 
 
 

Remember when I said she mentioned the assault in graphic detail? One of those details is him punching her square in the mouth multiple times. Causing her to have chipped and missing teeth. And a vertical scar on her upper lip. And she flat in the back, so nah

Well at the very least BBHoody has the inspiration for a horror movie or a Harold and Kumar movie.
 
Hotel Cat Piss!
 
That lock from the outside thing reminds me of the dorm room I got to stay in for my psych rotation. The light switch was on the outside too lol
 
That had no meals but at least it was free.
 
 
 

Trying??? He straight up motorboating dem cheeks getting all up in there.
 
@DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world.
 
So I get off work and head to the AirBnB I've been crashing at for a bit. Now I tried to be cool about this. I paid 750 for a month. And was welcomed to a house with a mom and her 14 year old daughter. Who is gay so she thinks nothing of walking about with no bra. So mom has to keep reminding her there's a man in the house. Just because you like girls, doesn't mean you can just walk around like that among men
 
The mom confides in me on day one! About how 3 weeks ago her husband beat her. And went into graphic detail about the assault. Got a restraining order And hubby controls all the finances and the business she was employed in. So she's broke and using airbnb as primary income. And how her family disowned her for getting involved with a black guy etc.
 
I go to sleep and the bed REEKS of cat piss. Could barely sleep. So I start commuting a few days a week from atlanta. But I get back today, and this ladies idea of a joke is this when I walk through the door. "Oh no a black guy is breaking into my home! Lol"
 
And I'm just looking at her like "what bitch!?" And she was like "oh that wasn't funny, did that offend you?" And I just cut her off and tell her lets just forget that was said, how was your day? So I'm canceling this shit. She can have the money. She needs it badly. But I cant recommend this to anyone. She did not set this up properly. Oh forgot to mention the damn room door locks and unlocks from the outside, and she won't give you a key for the house.
 
She's just desperate and doing whatever she can to make it. So I cant be too mad. But I'm mad. Lastly was suckered me in. Was her offering "home cooked meals" And she made spaghetti the first night. Cool. Except she cant cook for shit! Didn't drain the spaghetti. Just wet noodles right on to the plate. Unseasoned spaghetti sauce straight from the fridge, and unseasoned, well done ground beef just thrown in there. SMFH! Staying at hotels for a few nights a week instead
 
 
 
 

Trying??? He straight up motorboating dem cheeks getting all up in there.
 
@DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world.
 
So I get off work and head to the AirBnB I've been crashing at for a bit. Now I tried to be cool about this. I paid 750 for a month. And was welcomed to a house with a mom and her 14 year old daughter. Who is gay so she thinks nothing of walking about with no bra. So mom has to keep reminding her there's a man in the house. Just because you like girls, doesn't mean you can just walk around like that among men
 
The mom confides in me on day one! About how 3 weeks ago her husband beat her. And went into graphic detail about the assault. Got a restraining order And hubby controls all the finances and the business she was employed in. So she's broke and using airbnb as primary income. And how her family disowned her for getting involved with a black guy etc.
 
I go to sleep and the bed REEKS of cat piss. Could barely sleep. So I start commuting a few days a week from atlanta. But I get back today, and this ladies idea of a joke is this when I walk through the door. "Oh no a black guy is breaking into my home! Lol"
 
And I'm just looking at her like "what bitch!?" And she was like "oh that wasn't funny, did that offend you?" And I just cut her off and tell her lets just forget that was said, how was your day? So I'm canceling this shit. She can have the money. She needs it badly. But I cant recommend this to anyone. She did not set this up properly. Oh forgot to mention the damn room door locks and unlocks from the outside, and she won't give you a key for the house.
 
She's just desperate and doing whatever she can to make it. So I cant be too mad. But I'm mad. Lastly was suckered me in. Was her offering "home cooked meals" And she made spaghetti the first night. Cool. Except she cant cook for shit! Didn't drain the spaghetti. Just wet noodles right on to the plate. Unseasoned spaghetti sauce straight from the fridge, and unseasoned, well done ground beef just thrown in there. SMFH! Staying at hotels for a few nights a week instead
 
 
 
 

Trying??? He straight up motorboating dem cheeks getting all up in there.
 
@DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world.
 
So I get off work and head to the AirBnB I've been crashing at for a bit. Now I tried to be cool about this. I paid 750 for a month. And was welcomed to a house with a mom and her 14 year old daughter. Who is gay so she thinks nothing of walking about with no bra. So mom has to keep reminding her there's a man in the house. Just because you like girls, doesn't mean you can just walk around like that among men
 
The mom confides in me on day one! About how 3 weeks ago her husband beat her. And went into graphic detail about the assault. Got a restraining order And hubby controls all the finances and the business she was employed in. So she's broke and using airbnb as primary income. And how her family disowned her for getting involved with a black guy etc.
 
I go to sleep and the bed REEKS of cat piss. Could barely sleep. So I start commuting a few days a week from atlanta. But I get back today, and this ladies idea of a joke is this when I walk through the door. "Oh no a black guy is breaking into my home! Lol"
 
And I'm just looking at her like "what bitch!?" And she was like "oh that wasn't funny, did that offend you?" And I just cut her off and tell her lets just forget that was said, how was your day? So I'm canceling this shit. She can have the money. She needs it badly. But I cant recommend this to anyone. She did not set this up properly. Oh forgot to mention the damn room door locks and unlocks from the outside, and she won't give you a key for the house.
 
She's just desperate and doing whatever she can to make it. So I cant be too mad. But I'm mad. Lastly was suckered me in. Was her offering "home cooked meals" And she made spaghetti the first night. Cool. Except she cant cook for shit! Didn't drain the spaghetti. Just wet noodles right on to the plate. Unseasoned spaghetti sauce straight from the fridge, and unseasoned, well done ground beef just thrown in there. SMFH! Staying at hotels for a few nights a week instead
 
 
 
 

Trying??? He straight up motorboating dem cheeks getting all up in there.
 
@DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world.
 
So I get off work and head to the AirBnB I've been crashing at for a bit. Now I tried to be cool about this. I paid 750 for a month. And was welcomed to a house with a mom and her 14 year old daughter. Who is gay so she thinks nothing of walking about with no bra. So mom has to keep reminding her there's a man in the house. Just because you like girls, doesn't mean you can just walk around like that among men
 
The mom confides in me on day one! About how 3 weeks ago her husband beat her. And went into graphic detail about the assault. Got a restraining order And hubby controls all the finances and the business she was employed in. So she's broke and using airbnb as primary income. And how her family disowned her for getting involved with a black guy etc.
 
I go to sleep and the bed REEKS of cat piss. Could barely sleep. So I start commuting a few days a week from atlanta. But I get back today, and this ladies idea of a joke is this when I walk through the door. "Oh no a black guy is breaking into my home! Lol"
 
And I'm just looking at her like "what bitch!?" And she was like "oh that wasn't funny, did that offend you?" And I just cut her off and tell her lets just forget that was said, how was your day? So I'm canceling this shit. She can have the money. She needs it badly. But I cant recommend this to anyone. She did not set this up properly. Oh forgot to mention the damn room door locks and unlocks from the outside, and she won't give you a key for the house.
 
She's just desperate and doing whatever she can to make it. So I cant be too mad. But I'm mad. Lastly was suckered me in. Was her offering "home cooked meals" And she made spaghetti the first night. Cool. Except she cant cook for shit! Didn't drain the spaghetti. Just wet noodles right on to the plate. Unseasoned spaghetti sauce straight from the fridge, and unseasoned, well done ground beef just thrown in there. SMFH! Staying at hotels for a few nights a week instead
 
 
 
 

Trying??? He straight up motorboating dem cheeks getting all up in there.
 
@DoctaMarioCongrats on the wedding. The thought of marriage scares me. But its nice to see some people are still willing to take that leap. We really need more solid couples and families in today's world.
 
So I get off work and head to the AirBnB I've been crashing at for a bit. Now I tried to be cool about this. I paid 750 for a month. And was welcomed to a house with a mom and her 14 year old daughter. Who is gay so she thinks nothing of walking about with no bra. So mom has to keep reminding her there's a man in the house. Just because you like girls, doesn't mean you can just walk around like that among men
 
The mom confides in me on day one! About how 3 weeks ago her husband beat her. And went into graphic detail about the assault. Got a restraining order And hubby controls all the finances and the business she was employed in. So she's broke and using airbnb as primary income. And how her family disowned her for getting involved with a black guy etc.
 
I go to sleep and the bed REEKS of cat piss. Could barely sleep. So I start commuting a few days a week from atlanta. But I get back today, and this ladies idea of a joke is this when I walk through the door. "Oh no a black guy is breaking into my home! Lol"
 
And I'm just looking at her like "what bitch!?" And she was like "oh that wasn't funny, did that offend you?" And I just cut her off and tell her lets just forget that was said, how was your day? So I'm canceling this shit. She can have the money. She needs it badly. But I cant recommend this to anyone. She did not set this up properly. Oh forgot to mention the damn room door locks and unlocks from the outside, and she won't give you a key for the house.
 
She's just desperate and doing whatever she can to make it. So I cant be too mad. But I'm mad. Lastly was suckered me in. Was her offering "home cooked meals" And she made spaghetti the first night. Cool. Except she cant cook for shit! Didn't drain the spaghetti. Just wet noodles right on to the plate. Unseasoned spaghetti sauce straight from the fridge, and unseasoned, well done ground beef just thrown in there. SMFH! Staying at hotels for a few nights a week instead
 
 
 
 

Your avatar makes it look like Sokka is trying to eat ass.

Were they raised by Looney Tunes?
 
 
What in the..?

I fear my mom more than the FBI. Fuckin' Western scum don't scare me at all. Come at me assholes.

I swear to God, Spin, if I somehow go to jail or get put on an FBI list cause you're talking nasty shit underage, I'm gonna tell my mom and she's going to tell YOUR mom! 

The real story
the cougar wasn't trying to attack just scare him away from her cubs.

The wedding went off without a hitch Sunday. We wanted to have it outside but with the rain being what it was that was in doubt, but when my girl came walking out the isle, the clouds actually parted and the sun came out for a few minutes. Crazy shit! 
 
Now we're heading to St Thomas for a week and a half! 

First page gang
 

First page...
 

A friend of mine is gonna cosplay morrigan but she didn't know bulleta was evil so I just got through showing her this gif and then you pop up.

I just came from a family bbq.
 
Must've eaten like, 3KGs of meat, grilled cheese and garlic bread. Feeling bloated afffff🤣

Went to Carraba's and had a eggplant parmessian. Pretty damn good. I'm on a meat c
Cleanse for a week. And these vegetarian meals are very light on my stomach. Dont feel bloated and lazy after eating. 

Damn shame SRK has to go out this way. Pertho tried to keep it together but other people just be on some bullshit
 

Damn shame SRK has to go out this way. Pertho tried to keep it together but other people just be on some bullshit
 

I'll rewrite GD real quick.
 
💩
 
There, all done!

Probably ego.