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PussyStuffer

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  1. marathon runners poop themselves during races  all the time.

    i mean i respect the dedication of finishing the race. but if i gotta take a doody i'll just stop running n find a bush. the race isnt that important.

     

    i remember that car racer that pooped himself rather than stop the race. i think he won but i can understand that alot more than marathon runners. joggers dont get paid, one, and two, they dont have peeps depending on them to finish. the car racer has an entire team of folks depending on him to do well. 

     

    astronauts would poop themselves all the time if yall remember the right stuff scene.

  2. On 8/1/2021 at 9:57 PM, YourFavGrandpa said:

    okay, can you please explain to me then how tf Pauly Shore became so popular and was a fucking mainstay of the channel for at least a year back in the 90s?

     

    his mom owns The Comedy Store.

     

     

     

    btw, the two celebs that taught me more shit than anyone are patrice o neal, and joey diaz. you can learn alot from those two.

  3. 3 hours ago, Chadouken said:

    I tried to explain to my wife what teabagging meant last night while I was playing Rocket League. She said she knew what it was- when you stick your balls in a chick's mouth. I told her yeah, but it's also when you drop your balls on another dude's face. She then asked me why I want to put my balls on a dude's face.

     

    I was like

    spock GIF

     

    how did teabagging even come up in regular convo? were u guys watching some tourney matches were teabaggin happened?

  4. i just saw the jeff bezos space flight.

    1st off, seems like a waste of money

    2, the rocket was hilariously phallic looking.

    3, they were in space less time than we spend on a toilet.

    4, amazon wont let you review the video. prob cuz they know peeps are gonna rag on it.

    5..im gonna assume jeff got some tax loop thing from it. then again, he was brave enough to be on board so maybe not.

    6, not sure what the point is of having private citizens in space.

    7. too many dummies on youtube comments keep calling it fake news and staged. makes me wonder if everyone keeps getting dumber by the year. maybe the movie Idiocracy is prophetic or something.

  5. matter of fact. if a girl got 10 to 20 pounds of titties. and 15 pound ass. aint no way in the world her brain is getting enough blood and nutrition to maintain brain cells. all that extra meat aint free. it needs feeding. and the brain starves to death. you wont see curvy girls like dolly parton or the kardashian bitches winning noble prizes anytime soon.

    same thing with guys. john holmes may have been clinically retarded. that 10 inch dick needs blood to pump it up. guess where that blood is coming from. thats right, the brain. its why we get stupid when we think with our dicks. me included.

     

    so you can forget about finding th perfect girl in life. she wont have genius IQ and 36 24 36 measurements.

    its mathematically impossible lmfao.

    there just isnt enough blood carrying oxygen and nutrition in the human body to serve 2 masters.

    either blood is going to T&A or its going to the brain. one or the other, never both.

    just my theory from experience.

  6. 1 hour ago, MillionX said:

    Interesting... this episode of Three's Company that's on now happens to be the debut of the "Mr. Furley" character! It's season 4, episode 3, "The New Landlord".  Janet looks absolutely incredible as usual...she has some super-small blue shorts on with a tight colorful tank-top...looks like cheeks would be clearly on display if she just bent over slightly....

    ...yep, she just stood up in this scene and you could already see a bit of cheek just from her standing.  Delicious.

     

    of course, not to be outdone, Chrissy's shorts are super small too....just saw a bit of cheek as she ran to answer the door in this other scene...

    hahaha, man Don Knotts was always one of the funniest old dudes on tv, imo...

    i was thinking of another old show this morning.

    the love boat. how awesome it was to watch as a kid.

    then i thought why was that show cancelled.

    then i realized why.

    aids.

    aids happened. then the love boat became the "ew get away from me" boat.

     

    fantasy island was cool too.

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