Chadouken

Holy shit, I just got into the dumbest argument with some PC elitist friends who claimed Nintendo is the most non-innovative and stuck-in-the-past gaming company, and they've never done anything to push the industry forward.
 
My response was a naked dude spreading his asshole out for the camera.

Holy shit, I just got into the dumbest argument with some PC elitist friends who claimed Nintendo is the most non-innovative and stuck-in-the-past gaming company, and they've never done anything to push the industry forward.
 
My response was a naked dude spreading his asshole out for the camera.

I used to shit myself a lot. Then I quit drinking and it hasn't really happened since. 

I used to shit myself a lot. Then I quit drinking and it hasn't really happened since. 

I used to shit myself a lot. Then I quit drinking and it hasn't really happened since. 

If you want people to believe you about a time you didn't shit your pants, you have to fess up to a time you did shit your pants.
 
I don't make the rules.

Learn the secret techniques
 
 

BG3--- (Alastor is a level 4 warlock now)
 
Ok, so I tried fighting the Phase Spider Matriarch again... earlier, I was successful in recruiting those 3 ogres to be some hired goons....figured this was a good time and oh yes it was.  The strange thing is... the Spider Matriarch just kinda disappeared....perhaps it ran off in fear?!  There was so much going on I don't even recall when it happened...just after a while it wasn't there anymore, and I don't think any of my crew knocked her off the side into the chasm.  Anyway, that made for a surprisingly easy battle then since she disappeared....so the dark amethyst is mine now, and oh yeah... I already have the necromancy book with me.
 
At first I tried my cheap method of using the Imp to scout around while invisible, taking cheapshots at the regular spiders to get them out of the way... this doesn't work though since they can heal themselves.
 
At first the Ogre Squad goons were in it for flesh of the victims as payment... I managed to roll a 20 in that persuasion moment of the conversation with them earlier.  They agreed to be of use again after this (Astarian was the one speaking with them this time, instead of my main character Alastor)....for coin this time; 500 gold was alright since I've stacked quite a bit at this point.
 
edit---ok yeah... that's what happened then... I jumped down the pit to the "Underdark" and that's where the body of the big Matriarch spider was, so at some point in the chaos the ogres must've knocked her off the side.
 
*ohhh I have so many character ideas to make though...  Warlock is definitely my main jam, oh yeah... if I ever play an actual tabletop D&D session with some folks that's absolutely the gameplan; warlock all day every damn day, man.

Pixel 8 on deck. 
 
I'm not the type to do the annual trade in but I have some shenanigan funds left over from the sale of my house. I personally like the single hand use that comes with the smaller form factor. The 7 had a 6.3 in screen and the 8 drops down to a 6.2. The fact that you also get face unlock with all your more secure apps (Class 3) is a blessing. 
 
This new camera also isn't a joke. 

Million should give the Eulogy...

Enjoy this WTF weekend 
 
 

Just finished another playthrough of Super Metroid, as I've done dozens of times before. Almost 30 years later and it still holds up great- what a masterpiece. 

Ok I've gone all in on Baldur's Gate this weekend; played a ton and I'm still in the early game, actually.... on my Warlock character "Alastor"... I reset some things via that character "Withers" at the camp...  I hate that this just didn't occur to me before noticing it in a youtube vid---- there's one of your patron's "gifts" that allows you a special, better kind of dark vision that includes seeing thru darkness that was created via magical means as well....so with that you can cast "Darkness" around yourself....now it acts as a supernatural "shield" aura of sorts, since enemies cannot successfully make ranged attacks into or out of the dark shroud you conjured.  If enemies are close enough to be enveloped in the darkness with you, they're also at a disadvantage since it blinds them....also it lasts for 10 turns.
Oh yeah... this guy's vid showed me the way...
 
Another simple thing I noticed recently on my own though... I have a summoned imp creature now.... there's other choices to summon but so far that imp is the top rank shit--- because he can become invisible.  So...this makes him the perfect "scout" that can also get in some cheap attacks out of nowhere before enemies know what's up.  I just beat a group of enemies that were killing me earlier by keeping my main character and the crew further back out of sight... while moving Imp to scout things out while invisible.  (it doesn't look like invisibility runs out apparently?! It goes away if you happen to take damage, I think...and of course if he attacks.....but the thing is... some lesser enemies can be taken out by the imp's attack...but I was able to become invisible again and move to another spot....it was hilarious because the enemy didn't get to do anything about it...since Imp was invisible again.)

"By far, the best ice cream I have ever had!" - @MillionX

Sounds more like a dictatorship.

It's absolutely a socialist country, but it's what you could call "late stage" socialism lol
They probably make life even more of a living hell for the surviving family members and friends. They have some kind of system in place where if your ancestors opposed the Kim family during the revolution, they treat the subsequent family members like absolute shit assuming they let them live, and that kind of thing happens for a lot of different "offenses" I guess.

Korean BBQ sauce won't be applied to your corpse prior to burial.

Ben Shapiro should just stick to pounding his wife's dry cooch.

See, you already lost him at "buy"

Ben Shapiro should just stick to pounding his wife's dry cooch.

It was a real meowssacre

But I mean at least he can read, you failed at that simple task. Commended him on a purchase he didn't make. 
 
Tool. 

I had an idea once for a short story about a serial killer who only targets whoever currently holds the records for being the world's oldest person.
 
Like really, who would suspect?