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"put the chubby sausage in yo mouth, you'll like it"

"put the chubby sausage in yo mouth, you'll like it"

"put the chubby sausage in yo mouth, you'll like it"

I read multiple articles saying the CDC advises people to get out and vote even if they're breaking quarantine. I said "fuck it" and went. Told the people there I was waiting on a COVID test. They said I was the first to tell them that, and said I was good to go when I said I just had body aches (and not known contact with an infected person).
 
There weren't many people there at all. I would have been in and out had I not been googling the candidates for categories I didn't give a fuck about beforehand. It's amazing they let me vote.

"put the chubby sausage in yo mouth, you'll like it"

"put the chubby sausage in yo mouth, you'll like it"

"put the chubby sausage in yo mouth, you'll like it"

"put the chubby sausage in yo mouth, you'll like it"

"put the chubby sausage in yo mouth, you'll like it"

"put the chubby sausage in yo mouth, you'll like it"

"put the chubby sausage in yo mouth, you'll like it"

"put the chubby sausage in yo mouth, you'll like it"

You were expecting meat, but...
 

Dick counts as real meat.
 
Ask some of the wives of real srk posters.

We already have a winner for on camera pizza making doe
 

You shall now be dubbed 
MatPlusFramesKingCrimsonCornFlakesEXSoyboyTatsu

You shall now be dubbed 
MatPlusFramesKingCrimsonCornFlakesEXSoyboyTatsu

You were expecting meat, but...
 

You were expecting meat, but...
 

You were expecting meat, but...
 

You shall now be dubbed 
MatPlusFramesKingCrimsonCornFlakesEXSoyboyTatsu

We already have a winner for on camera pizza making doe
 

So you actually became a soyboy. You really are what you eat huh?

Yes. I’ve been vegetarian for like 8 years now and when I started, every meal I ate for the first few years had some sort of soy meat replacement in it. After a while, and I mean like a year or two, I really became very sensitive. I would cry watching movies, more so than my wife would. I once had to pull over and nearly vomited from seeing roadkill. I typed one really angry YouTube comment on an MKX fatality video about how gross they were and I remember threatening to go to some censor bureau thing with it, and did a lot of other bitch things. I knew I wasn’t being myself but couldn’t figure out why until I heard that estrogen bit and thought of the timeline and it made perfect sense. I still eat soy once in a while but not multiple times a day and stopped being (as much of, lol) a bitch