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Muthafukka

 

 

If Virtua Fighter 6 is announced tonight....

 

 

I'm going to be that happy ass nigga that gets the game day 1 and then drops it immediately after Wolf Hawkfield scoops me up countless times.

This Fighter Coin shyt is stupid and unnecessarily doing way too much. 

 

Just when I started thinking I was probably being too much of a jackass to Dosukoi Nation.

9 hours ago, Jocelot said:

It  just feels right to see a new SF game in arcades

Exactly how I feel. I know there's like a 0.00001% chance of me ever playing on one, but knowing it exists makes me happy.

 

I felt the exact same way when I saw SFV get an Arcade release.

 

 

I been looking through my download list over the yrs.

 

It's hard to believe I was once playing Arcana Heart for the story.

 

I was deadass Googling questions about which ending was canon and who had the highest power levels.

 

Now I'm Googling "why the fukk can't I Perfect Parry Honda's stupid ass buttslam?!" many yrs later.

 

I've come a long way.

Man, I really dislike how this MR system has a lot of people acting.

 

I could understand if those at the top would be given a trip to Capcom Cup, some $$, or a Blanka-chan doll for their troubles. All you get is a title and a reminder that you finished the Phase as a "Legend".

 

But to constantly blacklist those who beat you...or come close to beating you, 1 and done anyone (even if they have high MR) who might prove to be a challenge, and spend most of your time calculating MR gain or loss, is some real Grade A next level fukk shyt. Truly.

 

I'd be lying if I said I never get tight playing ranked. My salt be overflowing, but it's never to the point where I'm doing any of this shyt for a trivial ranking. I just play the game. I'd rather lose the set than run off and keep blacklisting everyone.

 

"Legend" rank in Nov is nothing. Phase 2 literally just started on the 1st. The top 500 will likely look vastly different by Feb. Watching people play like they're scared to lose points already is a sad sight to see. If I'm doing all of that to maintain some silly online ranking, then it's time to find a different hobby.

Not sure if anyone saw this regarding Microsoft:
 

 

Xbox is about to start banning 3rd party controllers.

 

Most of the people I know that play fighting games on the Xbox are doing it because of the wide variety of controller options it has.

 

This actually sucks. 

 

I'm fukkin crying.

You know, I wasn't really too excited about Tekken 8. Even though I thought Tekken 7 was one hell of a game, I never really got into it like that.

 

After giving the beta a try, I can say that I'm looking forward to it now.

 

I played Jun a lot in Tekken 2, so it was nice to use her again. I tend to gravitate to Xiaoyu. 

 

My Tekken 8 ID was "MyJunIsFree" 😄

 

Oh man. I really did not need to hear that.

 

RIP Floe. I'll always remember the joy and laughs I got from your streams.

 

His Birthday was just on the 11th.

 

Terrible.

This MR system is mad brutal. What you gain in 15 wins you can lose in 2 losses. Then you'll face a wave of opponents who'll give 1 or 0 points for winning.

 

Sometimes I gotta remind myself that I'm not actually playing bad. The system is just volatile.

A.K.I. win quotes:

 

Aki to Luke: “Hm, you’re a strong one. I’ll have to up the dosage next time.”

Luke to Aki: “Yo what, did you say POISON? Do you think we can uh, not use that?”

 

AKI: “A herbal drink that controls your energy? I’d love to know what it’s made of.”

Jamie to AKI: “An assassin, huh? Sorry, but not in my town, lady.”

 

AKI to Manon: “Did you get a scratch on that pretty face? It’d be a real shame if poison got in there.”

Manon to AKI: “Reptiles are an acquired taste. But sadly, they’re not for me.”

 

AKI to Kimberly: “There, much better. Hop around like that again and I’ll put a stop to it for good.”

Kimberly to AKI: “I heard ninjas drink poison as training. I might have to look into that next time.”

 

AKI to Marisa: “Hm, you have a very nice body. To test my poisons on, that is.”

Marisa to AKI: “It will take more than a slithery snake to kill this lion!”

 

AKI to Lily: “I am no warrior. No, I just let my poison do my job.”

Lily to AKI: “Snakes are scary, but not evil. You’re different though.”

 

AKI to JP: “I can end your life whenever the master so desires.”

JP to AKI: “Tell your master that we are of the same mind when it comes to that organization

 

AKI to Juri: “Cease with your shrieking. Best you go to the other side.”

Juri to AKI: “You and your goofy-looking master are all sorts of LOSER!”

 

AKI to Dee Jay: “Finally that awful music stopped. I thought my eardrums would burst.”

Dee Jay to AKI: “Is that the Snake Dance I’ve heard about? I gotta learn that someday!”

 

AKI to Cammy: “Chasing after Shadaloo’s remnants? Be careful not to get bitten, kitten.”

Cammy to AKI: “I will catch all of you, sooner or later. You can count on it.”

 

AKI to Ryu: “All that training, and yet just a bit of poison does you in. Eeehehe!”

Ryu to AKI: “I see, Snake Fist kung fu, and poison. Assassins come in all shapes and sizes.”

 

AKI to Honda: “Hm, for your body, a lethal dosage should be...about this much.”

Honda to AKI: “Was that supposed to be poison!? Sansho pepper packs more of a punch!”

 

AKI to Blanka: “Hm, the poison does work. I guess you were human after all.”

Blanka to AKI: “Uwo! I can handle the poison ants in my jungle! You’re nothing!”

 

AKI to Guile: “If you have a family, it’s best you return to them while you can. Haha!”

Guile to AKI: “A poison user...Ah, yes, I remember. He was a crafty character.”

 

AKI to Ken: “Perhaps stop worrying about your troubles, and just eliminate them.”

Ken to AKI: “If an assassin has come out to play, that means I’m getting closer to the truth.”

 

AKI to Chun-Li: “Retired and teaching kids kung fu...So lovely, Dajie.”

Chun-Li to AKI: “A poison user? I see, so you’re related to him.”

 

AKI to Zangief: “Poison does take a while to hit when you’ve got a big body.”

Zangief to AKI: “Poison stands no match when you have muscles and power!”

 

AKI to Dhalsim: “Your body is flexible. But you know what? So is mine.”

Dhalsim to AKI: “Something stirs in the dark again, I see. Shadaloo.”

 

AKI to Rashid: “You...You’re the one the master spoke of.”

Rashid to AKI: “Poison...just like that guy. Are you his disciple or something?”

 

AKI to AKI: “Master, your wonderful A.K.I. won! Shower me with your praise!”

 

Capcom knew exactly what they were doing with JP's perfect animation.

 

Homie is laughing hysterically because he knows the other player is salty as fukk.

 

 

I'm expecting her win quotes to be top tier.

 

AKI gives me the chilliest of chills. In a good way.

 

My World Tour run has been awful. I'm still trying to locate my opponents scattered throughout Metro City.