DangerousJ

 

You've come a long way, Wreck-gar...

 

Left:  G1 (1986)

Right: SS86 (2021)

 

 

 

 

 

For Darc..

 

 

 

 

Atlanta is dangerous for the homies...

 

 

 

 

Hmmm....

 

 

 

 

You know you're getting old when M Night Shyamalan's daughter is directing films.

Happy 60th Anniversary GIJOE!

 

In honor of this milestone, let's do a GIJOE Drinking Game( mostly RAH)

 

Take a shot every time....

 

Duke gets kidnapped by Cobra and fights in the arena of sport during a 5 part storyline

Duke falls into a coma

Shipwreck hits on a female character and is denied

Storm Shadow switches allegiance between Cobra and GIJOE

The Cobra High Command betrays each other when they are ahead of the Joes

Cobra mind controls or subconsciously manipulates the emotions/nightmares of Joes

"Yo Joe" or "COBRA!" is yelled during battle

Zartan says "I GOT PAID!"

 

Tomax/Xamot finish each other's sentences or speak in unison

One of the above writhes in pain without being struck

Cobra Commander damages a computer console with an office chair

Destro/Baroness and Flint/Lady Jaye are flirting

We see or hear the Joe's real name and one of their family members

Lady Jaye/Baroness/Zarana/Zartan disguise themselves as a civilian for a mission

Beachhead complains about the command  hierarchy of GIJOE

Roadblock rhymes or refers to cooking in some fashion

Leatherneck and Wet Suit bicker (It'll GET YA DRUNK!)

Quick Kick quotes movie dialogue

 

Storm Shadow speaks

Storm Shadow fights someone OTHER than Snake Eyes

Lifeline mentions he is a pacifist or refuses to use a weapon (Liver failure)

Serpentor says "This I command!" (Cirrhosis)

Cobra Commander whines about anything

Someone parachutes instantly as an aerial vehicle is destroyed

A reference to the Vietnam War is made

Everything is connected to Snake Eyes (Marvel Comic)

The toy filecard mentions proficiency with Nato Pact and Warsaw Pact firearms

Cobra Commander assists a villain from Transformers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where's a live volcano when you need one?

13 minutes ago, Wellman said:

Damn it is a terrible time to be working in the game industry unless you are in a Japanese type outfit where the number crunchers can't use the lay off card to save money or increase profit.

I've always wondered.

 

Are you black?

 

The realest nigga in America...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It sounds like an energy drink from China.

7 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said:

And Sony would rather remake Bloodborne 1 and then remaster the remake 3 years later 👀

I thought that was Naughty Dog and TLOU

MegaShock Autobiography Titles:

 

HD-Man's Captain -   THIS IS HOW A NGGA EAT!

 

Million:  This is How a Nigga Poops

 

Zatalcon -  Who let the dogs out?

 

Daboog -  I take once daily Jardiance...

 

 

It seems like they wanted a Guardians of the Galaxy type film and shoe horned elements of Borderlands into it.

 

 

 

Epic Mickey Rebrushed announcement trailer

 

 

 

 

Top 3 ways for Black guys to get white pussy.

 

1) Become rich and famous

2) Join the Republican party

 

My favorite

 

3) Attach a Starbucks gift card to fishing line and away we go!

Interesting.

 

 

 

 

Netflix put up the full Nimona film on their YouTube account.

 

 

 

 

 

Transformer's Greatest Moments:

 

Autobots arrive on Earth (2007 Film)

 

While I don't care for Bay's films, this scene is good because of:

 

--Peter Cullen returning to the role after 20 years! 

--Steve Jablonsky's moving score

--The sweet moment with the little girl

 

The Armageddon reference is cheesy, but doesnt really take anything away imo.

 

 

 

 

 

Is "Charlamagne Tha God" considered a "hotep"?

Probability of being a Trump supporter: 99.993%