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DangerousJ

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  1. MegaShock Boss Strategy Guide:  

     

    Aries Warlock:  Strap him to a chair and force him to listen to Kenny G. Head explodes in 10 minutes

     

    Infernoman: Dip a crucifix in a mixture of pineapple juice and lime juice  and throw it at him. Fatality!

     

    Optimus124/Dangerous J: Donate Transformer collection to Goodwill.  Proceed to kick in the balls.

     

    Stuart Hayden: Condition his cat to trip him near a pit of spikes.

     

    SonicHuman: Ask Mrs. SonicHuman to say "You're too fast"  SH's soul leaves body like Kabal MK3 fatality

     

    Darc Requiem:  While eating Jade Cargill's ass, the buttcheeks crack his head like a walnut.  

     

     

     

     

     

     

  2. Transformers Funnies: Repaint Edition

     

    R. Kelly Ultra Magnus (2001)  aka (Shining Magnus)

     

    "I can't deal with that now, so gurl I'm gonna pee on you gurl"

     

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    courtesy of tfwiki.net...

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     Shining Magnus is intended to recall the moment in the The Transformers: The Movie, just before Optimus Prime dies, when the Matrix is passed to Ultra Magnus and he is bathed in its light. Of course, the Matrix's light was, er, blue, so it's a weird fit. 

     

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