Chadouken

Oh shit, man, I missed all this somehow.  I must have skipped a  couple pages in the new Saloon thread because I'm a dummy.
 
Congrats, dude! Have fun in the VI!

This was me. Except my mom would make us go out to the willow tree and pick our own switch. We'd bring it back and she'd make us go back out and get a bigger one lol. That was the real punishment, thinking about getting your ass whooped the entire time. It was pretty effective, and was definitely worse than getting hit with the switch. My mom pulled her punches.

This was me. Except my mom would make us go out to the willow tree and pick our own switch. We'd bring it back and she'd make us go back out and get a bigger one lol. That was the real punishment, thinking about getting your ass whooped the entire time. It was pretty effective, and was definitely worse than getting hit with the switch. My mom pulled her punches.

The wedding went off without a hitch Sunday. We wanted to have it outside but with the rain being what it was that was in doubt, but when my girl came walking out the isle, the clouds actually parted and the sun came out for a few minutes. Crazy shit! 
 
Now we're heading to St Thomas for a week and a half! 

EventHubs headline: "SRK replacement forum closes amidst racism scandal". Thanks for getting us canceled Tubbs. Was nice while it lasted.

I thought she was persian? Like iranian-amrenian or something...
 
Oh shit... Am I racist?

Say what now?
 
You put a ring on one of these? 🤣

 
Not even the Chancla? Man, you weren't raised right. 🤣
 
One sniper shot like that and you wouldn't be laughing.
 
 
I swear, they plant some heat tracking device on whatever they throw.
 
My mom launched a whole water bottle at the wall next to me as a warning shot, but instead of hitting the wall, it got me squarely on the back of my head.
 
 
Even she was surprised about it. 🤣

This was me. Except my mom would make us go out to the willow tree and pick our own switch. We'd bring it back and she'd make us go back out and get a bigger one lol. That was the real punishment, thinking about getting your ass whooped the entire time. It was pretty effective, and was definitely worse than getting hit with the switch. My mom pulled her punches.

This was me. Except my mom would make us go out to the willow tree and pick our own switch. We'd bring it back and she'd make us go back out and get a bigger one lol. That was the real punishment, thinking about getting your ass whooped the entire time. It was pretty effective, and was definitely worse than getting hit with the switch. My mom pulled her punches.

I was a terrible child, so I was spanked with everything from belts to wooden spoons to tree switches.

I can count on one hand how many times I was spanked as a kid. My parents learned pretty quickly that taking things away from me was a much more effective form of punishment. 

Were they raised by Looney Tunes?
 
 
What in the..?

One thing I’m happy about is that my mom spanked me, but never used a weapon. My wife (who’s Persian) and her cousin both got their asses beat by fists, belts, and frying pans.
 
the last time my mom tried anything was when I was like 12. She spanked me as hard as she could and I laughed at her... I moved on to being grounded that day friends

Sometimes we have mountain lions or deer just chilling in the middle of the road here. Some really crazy spots too, like 5 miles into the city and away from any kind of forests or vegetation. 
 
Colorado is wild. 

The real story
the cougar wasn't trying to attack just scare him away from her cubs.

First page!
 
I've been waiting years to do that.
 
 
And holy shit that mountain lion! That's why I carry in the mountains.

First page!
 
I've been waiting years to do that.
 
 
And holy shit that mountain lion! That's why I carry in the mountains.

We got gifs?👀
 

We got gifs?👀
 

We got gifs?👀
 

Grilled two New York strips medium rare, just damn. Served with asparagus, and mushrooms in a red wine sauce.
 
Eating one of Rocky Road ice cream for dessert (one of the gawd ice creams).
 
Yo this evening is going places.

Not talk shit about religion??