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I hate that fuckin' gif...he bites the fork.

The next Stadia event should be titled "Weekend at Stadia's".

Samurai Showdown still just looks way more visually appealing than the new KOF at this point despite being last gen. Maybe it's the artstyle, I'm definitely gettin KOF 15 but it'd be nice if it was prettier to look at 

Original Aloy looked average at best.
 
I kind of thought that was what they were going for.
 
I wasn't looking to fap to my player character.
 
So it wasn't even an ever-so-slight mental shrug of the shoulders to me.
 
I AM shaking my head at people bitching about her looking "too feminine" to be strong.
 
Wokeness is sleeping on its brain stem at a bad angle.
 
The Far Left is the new Far Right.

How do you get the smell of salt to flow upwind of them?

Original Aloy looked average at best.
 
I kind of thought that was what they were going for.
 
I wasn't looking to fap to my player character.
 
So it wasn't even an ever-so-slight mental shrug of the shoulders to me.
 
I AM shaking my head at people bitching about her looking "too feminine" to be strong.
 
Wokeness is sleeping on its brain stem at a bad angle.
 
The Far Left is the new Far Right.

Original Aloy looked average at best.
 
I kind of thought that was what they were going for.
 
I wasn't looking to fap to my player character.
 
So it wasn't even an ever-so-slight mental shrug of the shoulders to me.
 
I AM shaking my head at people bitching about her looking "too feminine" to be strong.
 
Wokeness is sleeping on its brain stem at a bad angle.
 
The Far Left is the new Far Right.

Original Aloy looked average at best.
 
I kind of thought that was what they were going for.
 
I wasn't looking to fap to my player character.
 
So it wasn't even an ever-so-slight mental shrug of the shoulders to me.
 
I AM shaking my head at people bitching about her looking "too feminine" to be strong.
 
Wokeness is sleeping on its brain stem at a bad angle.
 
The Far Left is the new Far Right.

Kevin Hart is Roland.
 
Isn't that enough of a tell that this is going to be a dumpster fire of such epic proportions as to make Leguizamo look like an *ahem* Super choice?

This couldn't possibly be more scripted, derivative, and fake if the dude was named Napolean.
 
Everything from the juice box, to the Urkel clothes, to the advertising agency tested and approved gatekeepers.
 
Goddamn does American broadcasting suck with its teeth.

My money is on Keith Richards.

This couldn't possibly be more scripted, derivative, and fake if the dude was named Napolean.
 
Everything from the juice box, to the Urkel clothes, to the advertising agency tested and approved gatekeepers.
 
Goddamn does American broadcasting suck with its teeth.

Roland was about as Black as SRK Ephidel.

Roland was about as Black as SRK Ephidel.

This strange, geriatric Hollywood casting is amusing to me... next thing ya know they have Morgan Freeman up for the role of Brick in the Borderlands movie...then they'd probably dig up Kirk Douglas so he could play Handsome Jack, I guess...then there's also the occasional race or gender swap...which reminds me---since Lilith is a redhead, I'm surprised they didn't cast a black woman for the role, since y'know...that's the rules.  Redheaded white characters are supposed to always be played by black people, as per federal law.
 
...hahaha then I suppose they might go with Helen Mirren as Bayonetta, Janice Dickinson as Trish from DMC, and Bob Barker as Dante.  Angela Lansbury would be Jeanne in Bayonetta, of course.
 
Streets of Rage, the movie---> Bill O'Reilly as Axel, Bill Duke as Adam and Viola Davis as Blaze, of course.  Samuel L. Jackson as Skate, and Michael Sera as Max.  Tyler Perry as Shiva.

Anyone who thinks that a women looking feminine means she's weak is a fool who's asking to get YOLO-rena Bobbitt'ed.

Shit, man.
 
Cate Blanchett is 52.
 
That girl ain't on fire.
 
She's on a Wal-Mart scooter.

Anyone who thinks that a women looking feminine means she's weak is a fool who's asking to get YOLO-rena Bobbitt'ed.

Seismic tremors gotta be fun up in that bitch.

Anyone who thinks that a women looking feminine means she's weak is a fool who's asking to get YOLO-rena Bobbitt'ed.

That would require being within at least a 5-foot proximity of it.
 
That's a hard no.
 
Not even with the entire numerical alphabet of B-Vitamins raring to shoot out of my dick to guide me, and keep me safe.

Seismic tremors gotta be fun up in that bitch.

I want to pee in that pool.

Lawyers have to be sliding off their chairs jizzing at all the wrongful death suits that pool is going to bring.

Dad-to-be’s tantrum is caught on tape at gender reveal party when he discovers he’s having a little girl
 
 
 
Gender reveal parties — which are controversial to begin with, especially when they use harmful balloon releases — are usually a time to celebrate the birth of a future child.
But this reveal caused nothing but anguish for the dad in question. As soon as the pink balloons flew out, dad muttered something under his breath (something that looked rather profane), and tossed the balloon string on the ground in despair. 
 
Not a good memory for the girl 🤔