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EventHubs headline: "SRK replacement forum closes amidst racism scandal". Thanks for getting us canceled Tubbs. Was nice while it lasted.

Say what now?
 
You put a ring on one of these? 🤣

 
Not even the Chancla? Man, you weren't raised right. 🤣
 
One sniper shot like that and you wouldn't be laughing.
 
 
I swear, they plant some heat tracking device on whatever they throw.
 
My mom launched a whole water bottle at the wall next to me as a warning shot, but instead of hitting the wall, it got me squarely on the back of my head.
 
 
Even she was surprised about it. 🤣

This was me. Except my mom would make us go out to the willow tree and pick our own switch. We'd bring it back and she'd make us go back out and get a bigger one lol. That was the real punishment, thinking about getting your ass whooped the entire time. It was pretty effective, and was definitely worse than getting hit with the switch. My mom pulled her punches.

Loving your moms isnt a black or white thing. Its a human thing. 

Man. I was about to reply with “don’t worry, I’m  all out of tokens” 

This is why I have only asked my parents for 3 things since 2011. I learned super early to never ask them for shit since it'll only be used as a bargaining tool. The only people on earth that negotiate with terrorists are terrorists.

One thing I’m happy about is that my mom spanked me, but never used a weapon. My wife (who’s Persian) and her cousin both got their asses beat by fists, belts, and frying pans.
 
the last time my mom tried anything was when I was like 12. She spanked me as hard as she could and I laughed at her... I moved on to being grounded that day friends

I swear to God, Spin, if I somehow go to jail or get put on an FBI list cause you're talking nasty shit underage, I'm gonna tell my mom and she's going to tell YOUR mom! 

I actually have about 500gigs of reference material that I literally never use. It's just a bunch of naked men and women.

How tf did you know about that?



@DangerousJ- former name is Twigster, but I've been using Scanman on literally every site besides SRK for about 9 years now.

Almost downloaded on my school's computer. This close.

https://mega.nz/file/A18XFSBS#JN8rL2QHKB4EM7fnVbbZK2fNpZAHBvwBKiB0y4GWVy0
 
Be aware that this is quite out of date, like a year of material is missing.
Gonna try to find it later

omg plz stop
 
I create this forum for you guys and this is how you repay me

Multi-quote is the little plus sign next to the normal quote button.
 
Yes, removing quotes is difficult on mobile -- I will try to find a fix but that's mostly just how the forum is coded.  I don't have too much control over that normally.
 
Click/tap the page number to bring up a menu.
 
 
On mobile:
 

 
 
On desktop:
 

I wouldnt rock MTG merch. WoTC is a trash ass company.
 
I highkey want the Chun, Guile and Ryu watches though. 400 a pop. Capcom da worst.

heh, dudes worried about gifs when I been done posting whole ass movies in shit

So, the other place is imploding onto itself. I don't remember who asked me to make an account here, but here you go.

We’re groovin’ now boys

My regret is growing even faster than I expected.

Remember this classic, guys?
 

MTG players still gonna eat up all the cards and pay through their noses for em. 

MTG players still gonna eat up all the cards and pay through their noses for em. 

MTG players still gonna eat up all the cards and pay through their noses for em.