KingTubb

I didn't. That pic was meant to change things up from the usual Salma Hayek pic.

I'm getting a bunch of tech for Prime Day. I'm hoping for the wireless keyboard and mouse I want to go on sale. If not I'm getting a couple of Amazon devices.

It is as nature/god/whatever you believe in intended! 

Happy birthday join us in the middle aged and lazy club
 
Your sn always harkens back to tubbgirl

Fuck the jig is up shut it down guys

Time to retire. Thanks for the birthday wishes, homie. 
 
And holy shit on cutting a tendon. That shit makes me squirm 

I forgot the "e" at the end lol. @Chadouken
 
He sliced his finger on this:
 
 
Not this:

Kid just sliced the tips of two fingers off with a mandoline during class, just got done wrapping it up.
 
Luckily, he's playing hard ass and doesn't think he needs to go to the hospital.
 
I do NOT want to sit in an emergency room right now and have to fill out an accident report. 

Low key, she looks hard as fuck. I know it's supposed to look sexy, but she just looks like she's gonna whoop some ass. Cool as hell 
 
I want a lady honda, just this, with a linen wrap around her boobies. 

Holy shit, yooooooo. This has me dying 🤣
 
Also...
Who told you my last name?!?! AM I BEING TRUMAN SHOW'D?? HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW THIS SHIT?!? 

Noob, that was clearly jesus fucking whoopi goldburg from sister act 2
 

You are presumably 1) a human, 2) with working eyeballs. Therefore you probably want to wear her like a feed bag (RIP Bill). Elementary my dear Tubberton. 

Sometimes it just takes a bit for the muscle memory to kick back in. I know I get that whenever I come back to a game after awhile. Hell I flub up my buttons in FF14 when I haven't played a job in a week.
 
BB is one of those games I've always really wanted to revisit but never have. Its my favorite FS game overall but I'm not sure if I could make it through the load times again.

Dont die and ou wont have to deal with the load times...
 
I mean you do because for some reason FS has decided making you warp back to the hub to level up is a good idea when they solved this porblem in Dark Souls 1 by letting you level up at Bonfires, not sure why you cant level up at a lamp, but people like the Maidens so i guess that explains it. 

I don't know what the fuck I just did.

The only Fromsoftware game I've played is Sekiro, and i thought the button mapping was wonky at first, too.  It allowed you to customize it, but I ended up sticking with default and got used to it.  When i did, I actually appreciated how it was laid out.
 
I'm looking forward to playing Bloodborne for the first time next month when I get my PS5.  It's included in the list of 18 free PS4 games you can download at launch.  I've heard the load times are a pain in the ass so I'm hoping the SSD fixes that.

I didn't notice this till now! Thanks everybody. 
 
MegaShock is wholesome, and I'm loving it. 
 
Also, @DangerousJ ...

 
How did you know I like Jessica Chastain?? 
 
Great Actress, also, a total snack

Happy birthday KingTubb! I hope you get to play a bunch of videogames in your underwear!

Happy birthday bro 🎂

HBD mate. 

Happy B day Tubbs, And you have the distict honor of having the first B day thread on Mega Shock. 

Happy bday!

Ayyyyy, Happy Birthday @KingTubb!!!

Happy Bday dude!
Hope you have a good one!
 

Happy Birthday Tubb!