M A R T I A N

Happy Birthday you fat sumo bitch ❤️

It saddens me this ass grab doesnt actually play...wonder if its cuz its the work computer. Anyway i remember first seeing this clip. Lawdy lol. 
 
Oh also for old man roll call I turned 35 yesterday. 

What is this sorcery you speak of?

This Dark Knight Trilogy documentary is pretty good.

#MyBusiness
 
 

This picture is killing me!!
 

Happy Birthday you fat sumo bitch ❤️

Happy Birthday you fat sumo bitch ❤️

I've been married for two years to a human woman, so no lol. 
 
Went to a pride parade with my dad in highschool. He got trashed on Canadian mist and told me "I don't think you are, but if you're gay, I wouldn't love you even an ounce less" 
 
My dad fucking rules 

@M A R T I A N let me know if you ever get your PS4 back. Still a bit of a way for me to get a good gaming PC 😩
 

https://twitter.com/martian_srk?s=09
 
Just followed ya. Didn't realize you had Twitter. 

Our video game news messiah has finally blessed us with his presence 

Gotta say I'm loving the animated avatars.  Giving me some old SRK vibes.

Site isn't too bad...

Decided to pony up and stream a little bloodborne for the next hour or so:
http://Twitch.tv/king_tubb

@M A R T I A N, it kinda depends on your playstyle tbh. I hardly use the sniper mod (though i am using it more now). One thing i do (which may be too late for this run), is I skip the second weapon mod on Hell On Earth (right after leaving the Barge) and come back to it at the end of the level via Fast Travel so i can leave that level with both the precision mod and micro missile mod. Micro missiles is great at taking down hell knights in the early game after landing a couple stickies on them.
 
For my UN (practice) runs, i skip all of the Slayer gates and some of the harder Secret Encounters , so that effects some of the points i get, but I don’t spend any weapon points until I get the Rocket Launcher Lock-on burst mod on Cultist base, and i max it out right away. I upgrade the SSG with fast reload as soon as I get it (6 points), and then the fast meathook after the last arena on Cultist Base. In the first big arena in doom hunter Base, i keep the second revenant alive (after killing the first revenant and the second pinky), but i disarm it and run around meathooking fodder to get the SSG mastery (which is very helpful). Once i get it, i kill that revenant and then deal with the next wave that comes in, which is bit harder, but now I have some extra means of getting armor. I actually don't master the lock on burst because i actually don't want it splitting its targetting across mutliple enemies - it’s really helpful to quickly kill (or fuck up) whiplashes, hell/dread knights, mancubi, and arachnotrons. The other upgrades I definitely want mastery on are Mobile Turret (great against barons of hell and the IOS), Ballista’s Arbalest (great against multiple Cacodemons, pain elementals, and the Sightless Judge on Nekravol 1), Heavy Cannon’s Micro Missiles (great against the Kahn Maykr), and Plasma Rifle’s Heat Blast (I love the PR against shielded soldiers or carcasses, and the heat blast is helpful in a pinch, so the damage buff after is nice, if you use it a lot, but it’s not as needed (to me) as the ones i already mentioned).
 
my runes in order is Air Control, Blood Fueled, Equipment Fiend.
 
For sentinel crystals, i prioritize armor in any bonus that has it because it can be real plentiful with flame belch and mastered SSG so i want to be able to collect as much of it as i can get (its a life saver). I start with the Quick Belch bonus, then bottom left (cant remember what its called but it gives you more armor per enemy, but i do start this with the ammo capacity upgrade), then Loot Magnet, Armor Punch, Health Punch, then Napalm Belch (i get the ammo capacity upgrade in this bonus last as it refills your BFG ammo and i have plotted out when and where i use my BFG and crucible, and this lets me use a few extra BFG shots on Taras Nabad and Nekravol 1 , while refilling the BFG nicely on Nekravol 2).
 
my first praetor upgrade goes to Environmental: thicker skin (is helpful on Cultist Base on UN where an explosive barrel can nearly end your run), then I focus on Fundamental upgrades Grappler, Weapon Swapper, and Faster Dasher. Then doing the Ice Bomb, starting at the 5 pointer and working my way down. Then I get the double frags for 5 points, then get the Glory Kill dash refill in Fundamental (I’d get this earlier, but Blood Fueled makes it a bit redundant), and then do the rest of the frag upgrades, the rest of the environmental (starting with the toxin one, which you should be able to get on Taras Nabad or earlier if you do more mission challenges than i usually bother with), and then whatever of the map stuff you want, but i never really use any of them.
 
also, if you don’t have it down yet. Master quick-swapping, where you fire one weapon and immediately swap to another to cancel the reload animation. You can tell you’re during it right if you can Ballista+SSG+Ballista the Marauder in one falter. Also, with this in mind, before i master the plasma rifle, the the cool down after a heat blast is killer, so I always swap to another weapon right after blasting the secondary fire.
 
then, just generally, keep moving, jumping, and dashing; don’t forget about your equipment (flame belch, frags, and ice bomb); and remember that fodder are just moving resources for armor, ammo, and health that can hurt you if you let them, but your bigger prioritizes are usually the heavier enemies. Also, a lot of arenas happen in waves triggered by killing heavies, so don't always feel like you have to rush to kill heavies. Sometimes, knocking the turret off an arachnotron, or guns off a mancubus and keeping them alive, while you run around and replenish your resources against fodder is a life saver that ensures you’re more prepared for the next wave.
 

Really getting back into DOOM Eternal. I forgot how insane and long some of these levels actually are. Cultist Base is a fucking gauntlet of blood and sinew. 
 
I'm way more rusty than I thought I'd be. I haven't gotten a game over yet but I'm definitely struggling more on Normal than I would have a few months ago. I might do another UV run before going for Nightmare. 
 
@Mattatsu, can you share what you find to be the most notable upgrades? Be as detailed as you like, I'd love to hear what you think are the best weapon mods, suit perks and runes. Some stuff seems obvious to me, like the Sniper mod of the sticky bomb mod, or the air control rune. I feel like I could optimize better tho.
 
Still getting utterly wrecked in multiplayer. Doesn't matter which side I play, the other guys always seem to win. When I'm a demon, Doomslayer seems OP as fuck as he glides around the map effortlessly and gibs me in 2 or 3 shots. When I play Slayer, I get completley overwhelmed in seconds of approaching the demons. 😒

We def need a "Would Lick" button 

I always think, Gootecks was actually one of my first twitter followers
at the time I was honoured honestly
but now I wonder if all the years of shitposting and monkeys, him seeing all of it, I broke him
crazy conspiracy theory gootecks may be a monster of my creation

Bruh LOL

Ibuki's stage with a nice orange and black pallette would be so killer. It's one of my favorite stages ever and would coincidentally make a great theme for Halloween. 
 

Ibuki's stage with a nice orange and black pallette would be so killer. It's one of my favorite stages ever and would coincidentally make a great theme for Halloween. 
 

In 5 hours....

Tell him you'll send him a dick pic.

Ibuki's stage with a nice orange and black pallette would be so killer. It's one of my favorite stages ever and would coincidentally make a great theme for Halloween.