RSG3

20 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

My YouTube feed is all videogames, music, and guns.

 

And a dude who removes hornet nests 👀

Videogame channels can be some of the worst when it comes to just heated as fuck critisism. Video i saw the other day 

"Shenmue 3 is bad and i have wasted my life."

Jesus dude, like fucking what?

I mean im kind of an OG comic book reader and im hella sick of the current models. 

14 minutes ago, Sonero said:

Thats one of the reasons I love bad movies. Even a bad movie is a monumental accomplishment.

Yea its why i am glad everything involving Tommy Weisou has gone the way it has. Dude made a baaaaaaad movie BUT he made a fucking movie, from start to finish. Thats a movie. What an accomplishment. What have you done? Make a stupid hour long critique of said movie where you demonstrate a complete lack of understanding about what goes into making something as monumental as a movie, while repeating the same talking points over and over in order to draw out this crappy video where all you do is shit on people for having ambition and drive but perhaps not the talent or budget? 

I get pissed every time I see a Mauler video pop up in my feed. Fuck that fucking loser. How a dude can whine about a movie for longer then said movies run time is some real shit. 

I dont mind legit critism and analsis, but a lot of these Youtube Critique channels are just rude as fuck, and dont actually provide any kind of analitical insight. Just "I didnt like this, this was bad, I could do better." No you couldnt. Shut up. 

6 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said:

 

I played the first TR Reboot and loved it, bought the update and everything. Then i borrowed the second one and quit half way through...i dunno it was....boring. I didnt find it even half as compelling as the first one. I played the intro to the 3rd and that was it. 

Id say the TR Reboot (the first one) is better then UC1 and 3 but lesser then UC2 and 4 imo. Not gonna rank the other two as i never finished them. 

2 hours ago, DoctaMario said:

Do you guys prefer standalone emulators or things like Retroarch? I like retroarch but getting it set up the way I want it takes so much time most of the time, I usually end up going with standalone emus. 

Stand Alone. I actually hate Retroarch. Removing it from my Vita was one of the best decisions i ever made for that device. Its ugly and annoying to deal with, setting it up is a pain, and the GUI is fucking BAAAAALLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS

Lmao deadass. He be straight stone faced while she's bouncing on the dick making noises she never knew she could. They be practically thanking him for such a good lay. Must be awesome to have a sex game like that

Too bad Hanzo will never know. 

Also that Youtube advice is fuckin brilliant. Is something ive been working on culling from my feeds for most of the year, Star Wars did a number on my feed, and for a while allit was people bitching about shit they claimed to love but very clearly hate and have pretty much always hated. 

Striking that kind of dumb negativity from my feed has been one of the best internet decisions i ever made. Had a "Netflix Castlevania is just plain bad" video pop up in my feed. Struck that shit out and requested to never get content from that creator again. Felt good.

I joined SRK in 06, and not because of Evo moment 37 either. 

Since the 8.0 update it seems the OS has been moving a lot slower then before, and its harder to start a party chat while a gameis running. I think myPS4 is gonna crash every timei send my bro a chat invite while playing MHW since the update.

3 minutes ago, Angel said:

Heh, I gave him some low hanging fruit since I know he ain't doing no jumping anytime soon

Fuuuuuck lol. 

11 minutes ago, Hawkingbird said:

I liked the term Search Action that Matt McMuscles used in his recent Castlevania video. It accurately describes what you do and it's less of a mouthful. 

I watched that and cringed at "Search Action" but that could easily have been an involuntary reaction to the term. I dont like it but i like it better then Metroidvania. 

8 minutes ago, M A R T I A N said:

RSG gonna drive 13 hours just to get parried into 

 

 

Yes that's me irl, felt cute, might delete later idk 

Its a 1 hour flight to whoop yo ass, and you'll unbind that second arm if you know what is good for you. 

Gonna give Martian a hug he wont forget. 

http://wiki.shoryuken.com/images/0/06/(alexsa1r).gif

Edit: Ok my link ends in .gif, still wont let me embed so ya'll just getting a lazy ass link. 

Everything about this forum rocks except embedding gifs. Its really difficulty for some reason. I wish i could just upload images off my computer. I have a huge folder just for gifs on my computer, can I just upload from there or something? 

1 minute ago, Sonero said:

According to google maps its a 13 hour drive to go hit up Martian if you lose your job. If you detour in Las Cruces a bit, you add 20 more minutes but you can have lunch with Chad (on the way to or back).

 

So its possible.

 

😂

Yea man, Colorado isn't that far from where Im at. Dont think you safe just cuz you live in another state lol. 

I do need to make it out to NM sometime to hit up you and Chad tho. 

16 minutes ago, M A R T I A N said:

I gave plenty of warning that extinction level posts were coming.... 

 

Destroying an entire planet is bound to come with... Casualties... 

 

If I lose my job because you gotta post titties the only casualty will be you son. 

So how long till Preppy corelates pancreatic cancer to the death of an internet forum i wonder 

4 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

Yeah I know, man.  I was just messing with Dark a little 😂

 

Would it be considered... a METROIDVANIA game? 👀

Hey its hard to tell with you sometimes bro. 

With that said no, Its a 2D Open World Action RPG. Metroidvania's aren't a real thing.

 😁

@MARTIAN

Its all fun and games till you get friend fired fucko!!!! lmao

Fuck that was close. 

Pertho still doesnt realize he is the only one on this crusade. 

15 hours ago, Chadouken said:

That sounds like they borrowed some concepts from Metroid. Does it have anything in common with Metroid games?

SOTN is literally Metroid in a gothic setting with RPG mechanics like loot and stats bolted on. 

3 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

RSG3 as Neil Patrick Harris

I just want to thank the Academy of SRK Rejects for this opporunity. Won't let you down!!

Can't wait to race down the road while standing out the sun roof with two hands full it tittays. Like two scoops of raisins yo. 

Lookin fly as fuck?

YES!

More Hestu! Lol legit one of my new favorite characters from botw and Zelda character in general. 

Also I refuse to believe that glider can hold up Daruke lol. 

Chalk up another one for an LOS fan. I really liked LOS1 and liked LOS2 enough. We just rarely got to talk about it on SRK because every time someone mentioned LOS, Po would have a fucking annurism and piss all over the page. 

10 hours ago, misterBee said:

 

I understand the appeal.  It's a good action game with a lot of style, but it's not like it was the first of its kind or necessarily even the best.  I just don't know why some fans act like it's the greatest game to ever grace the Earth.  The obsession fans have with Bayonetta sequels (or the lack thereof) seems disproportionate to the quality of the actual games themselves.

 

Not shitting on Bayonetta - I liked it a lot.  Just seems a bit over-hyped on the internet.

It is one of the best of its kind. That's why fans love them so much. 

Man can d3v eat a massive dick. "Fires" the only GD mod then doesn't mod the forum at all in their absence. What a piece of shit. 

52 minutes ago, FlyingVe said:

Yeah, what's your point?

That he lost to Squirrel Girl. 

Point seemed obvious.