The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[RSG3]

11 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

Some people are saying the cyclists were dumb for driving in the road

Just more proof the majority of people shouldnt be allowed to drive, they don't know the rules of the roads they covet so much. Bicycles are legal road vehicles. They have every right to the road cars do, so long as they can meet pace with traffic. The Bike Lane is not a requirement. In fact bicycles have been using the roads longer then cars have existed. 

Edited June 19 by RSG3

[Chadouken]

31 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Just more proof the majority of people shouldnt be allowed to drive, they don't know the rules of the roads they covet so much. Bicycles are legal road vehicles. They have every right to the road cars do, so long as they can meet pace with traffic. The Bike Lane is not a requirement. In fact bicycles have been using the roads longer then cars have existed. 

Not to mention it's actually illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk in many places.  People are fucking idiots and shouldn't be driving if they can't respect others on the road who are following the law. 

[RSG3]

9 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

Not to mention it's actually illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk in many places.  People are fucking idiots and shouldn't be driving if they can't respect others on the road who are following the law. 

Yea thats 25 dollar ticket in Tucson lol. 

[TheInfernoman]

WOMEN WEDNESDAY, Starship Troopers Edition!

 

 

[Hecatom]

23 hours ago, misterBee said:

Bruh what is happening...? Shit is so random. 

 

Does anybody want to vouch for him?  If so I'll make another ban poll. 

 

If nobody wants him around then the ban hammer will be coming down again.

 

Gonna be the contrarian and vouch for him.
In find his shtick amusing.

Like watching a lil monkey at the zoo losing his shit due zoochosis

[TheInfernoman]

Annoying? Yes but I ignore annoying posts so my experience has been fine. You don't have to engage. 

[Chadouken]

1 hour ago, Hecatom said:

Gonna be the contrarian and vouch for him.
In find his shtick amusing.

Like watching a lil monkey at the zoo losing his shit due zoochosis

I mean, the shock value is there, but the delivery is lacking. Zat was a much funnier troll, imo. BTier is just fuckin weird 😂

[Hecatom]

1 minute ago, Chadouken said:

I mean, the shock value is there, but the delivery is lacking. Zat was a much funnier troll, imo. BTier is just fuckin weird 😂

 

I agree completely that Zat is a better troll.
Bring him back, every site needs at least 1 troll for every 20 normal posters, we are at a deficit.

[Reticently]

Yeah, no matter what you think of Zat's trolling schtick- at least you can have a real conversation with him.

 

BTier lately though.... not so much.

[AriesWarlock]

 

[Chadouken]

😈

 

[DoctaMario]

2 hours ago, Hecatom said:

 

I agree completely that Zat is a better troll.
Bring him back, every site needs at least 1 troll for every 20 normal posters, we are at a deficit.

I agree. What would SRK have been like if everyone was normal and well adjusted?

 

Also, I have to wonder how many of the people who want BTier banned used to laugh at the unintelligible garbage Akuma Hax used to post. BTier (and Zat for that matter) have legit made me laugh out loud, so I'm all for them being around. 

 

 

You could make a game out of it where every time BTier makes a post that gets a certain number of reactions, he gets 1/4 to 1/2 of a "get out of jail free" for the next time he's skating on thin ice. That way, he'd be incentivised towards qualityposting.

[DoctaMario]

7 hours ago, Chadouken said:

 People are fucking idiots and shouldn't be driving if they can't respect others on the road who are following the law. 

You talking about the car drivers or people driving bikes? Because there's a whooooooole lot of those in both camps from my experience.

[Chadouken]

12 minutes ago, DoctaMario said:

You talking about the car drivers or people driving bikes? Because there's a whooooooole lot of those in both camps from my experience.

I'm talking specifically about the guy who ran over a biker in the story that prompted my response.  Yes, there are a lot of idiots in both camps,  but I'm not sure why that's relevant to the story at hand. When a biker fucks up and causes a wreck I'll call that shit out too,  but that's not what happened in this particular story,  so my comment was absolutely geared towards the retard behind the wheel in this case. 

[VirginDefiler]

hax gave us Shakespearean levels of poetry. how dare you!?!

[RSG3]

Well ill help clear your mind, I scrolled past HAX stoopid ass nonsense to 🤣 

 

No he wasn't funny. He was kind of creepy bully and a stalker who could barely string two coherent thoughts together while posting the oldest fucking pictures of users he's archived for some weird reason...

 

Lol yea not a HAX fan. Guess I'm boring or whatever. 

Edited June 20 by RSG3

[DangerousJ]

TMNT's weirdest moments:

 

Krang said he was from "Dimension  X"

I guess Dimension X is code for "Memphis"...

 

Krang makes Shredder his personal buttplug  (TMNT Adventures #25)    (1991)   (Archie Comics)

 

 

When an Archie comic has harder dialog than your cartoon, time to revaluate your show (1987)

 

 

EAT DAT ASS NIGGUH!

 

[DoctaMario]

47 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Well ill help clear your mind, I scrolled past HAX stoopid ass nonsense to 🤣 

 

No he wasn't funny. He was kind of creepy bully and a stalker who could barely string two coherent thoughts together while posting the oldest fucking pictures of users he's archived for some weird reason...

 

Lol yea not a HAX fan. Guess I'm boring or whatever. 

People talked about that dude's posts like they were some kind of shitty modern art nobody wants to admit they don't get and say that it sucks.

[VirginDefiler]

hax was a dude.

korean.

typin shit from the opposite side of the planet.

while we slept he would shitpost his poetry.

but what i couldnt figure out was how he managed not to fail college. cuz he never slept. he just b awake while we slept from korea n then when we were awake he would either sleep or study. but from what i remember he wouldnt sleep or study but still b active n online on srk. i still believe he eventually just exhausted himself into failing his classes and dropping out. needless to say, his parents eventually murdered him when theu found out he wasted their college tuition money on games porn and adobe photoshop for his srk posts.

 

 

[AriesWarlock]

Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun testified in front of members of the U.S. Senate on Tuesday to defend his company’s safety record after several incidents and fatal plane crashes. Before he began, he stood to face the families of those crash victims to apologize to them.

 

While still seated, Calhoun said, “Before I begin my opening remarks, I would like to speak directly to those who lost loved ones on Lion Air Flight 610 and Ethiopian Airlines Flight 302.” Both of those flights involved Boeing 737 Max planes.

 

Calhoun then stood and turned around to face those families in the gallery, many of whom held up posters with images of those who had perished:

 

Quote

I would like to apologize on behalf of all of our Boeing associates spread throughout the world, past and present, for your losses. I apologize for the grief that we have caused. And I want you to know we are totally committed in their memory to work and focus on safety for as long as we are employed by Boeing.

 

He ended with the words, “I’m sorry.”

 

According to Politico, some in the gallery shouted back at Calhoun, asking “We want to know how they died” and “How could you, Boeing, and the CEO, let that happen.”

 

Families of the victims of those two flights filed a lawsuit against Boeing with the Department of Justice, calling the tragedies the “deadliest corporate crime in US history.”

 

 

[Lantis]

Yep never understood everyone who praised HAX's posts like a surreal post of artistic comedy gold. I could probably post more coherent stuff if I banged my head against the keyboard while high on shrooms. But everyone seemed to be aboard his insanity train so I was like whatevs LOL.

 

But I'll gladly take his rambling incoherence than whatever creepy stuff BTier is peddling

[Sonichuman]

I just remember the first time I came across one of Hax's post and was thoroughly like.."What!?" and then someone was like "that's just Hax...he posts like that" so I just left it alone but I just immediately scrolled past any of his posts instead of even attempting to try to decipher anything about them.

[Sonichuman]

Is "Not Like Us" going to go down as the catchiest diss track ever produced?

[OPTIMUS124]

37 minutes ago, Sonichuman said:

Is "Not Like Us" going to go down as the catchiest diss track ever produced?

The "A minor" line seems to be what did it 🤣

[HD-Man]

Kendrick bringing out Dre after woman beater accusations is wild, and fans just kinda glossed over it.

 

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much trouble would Drake have been in if he brought out R. Kelly? Aint no way ppl wouldve let Aubrey (Tootsie) slide with that

 

This whole beef is just all over the place. Everyone involved is insane😂😂

[Dayaan]

52 minutes ago, Sonichuman said:

Is "Not Like Us" going to go down as the catchiest diss track ever produced?

It’s a close second. I swear, this will come across as a joke post, but I still think this takes the cake. 
 

 

[HD-Man]

Also in regards to the entire world hating Drake, in the words of Riley from Boondocks "What did he do to make them niggas that mad?"

 

Ive never seen ppl turn on a single person to this degree. Generational. In real life when this many ppl hate you, usually its cuz u did something foul to them. I'd love to know what he did at this point 😂

[OPTIMUS124]

2 hours ago, Dayaan said:

It’s a close second. I swear, this will come across as a joke post, but I still think this takes the cake. 
 

 

This has 74 million+ views in six years. Not like us got over 87 million views in a month. 

 

2 hours ago, HD-Man said:

Also in regards to the entire world hating Drake, in the words of Riley from Boondocks "What did he do to make them niggas that mad?"

 

Ive never seen ppl turn on a single person to this degree. Generational. In real life when this many ppl hate you, usually its cuz u did something foul to them. I'd love to know what he did at this point 😂

 

I honestly never cared for Drake. He just always came off inauthentic. He also sounded like a mosquito singing as a tenor. 

Edited June 20 by OPTIMUS124

[Dayaan]

12 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Also in regards to the entire world hating Drake, in the words of Riley from Boondocks "What did he do to make them niggas that mad?"

 

Ive never seen ppl turn on a single person to this degree. Generational. In real life when this many ppl hate you, usually its cuz u did something foul to them. I'd love to know what he did at this point 😂

I think the big thing was that he was a terrible person, using his fame and money to get his business and personal associates' significant others. Behind the scenes he was also reported to be entitled and generally someone who misrepresents his upbringing to appropriate the subject matter of the music that made him famous; a liar. That could be said for most rappers though. I think the spotlight put on him because of his fame along with his repeated personal offenses just turned him into someone that most people found it easy to be apathetic about.

 

But what do I know? I listen to Dark Souls music and Sonic Colors' soundtrack.

[RSG3]

46 minutes ago, Dayaan said:

But what do I know? I listen to Dark Souls music and Sonic Colors' soundtrack.

 

[HD-Man]

Nah, Sonic Colors did have some fire songs on it from what I played. That Planet Wisp stage in particular 😂

[VirginDefiler]

i never got drake.

all i knew was some average actor from degrassi high shitty af tv show somehow found a following with ditsy goofy teen girls. 

i thought his singing sucked, his lyrics sucked, and his acting sucked.

but he had that will smith "i appease my massa" safeness to him.

yunno. the "we can invest in him" safety that corp white america loves.

like patrice o neal when he talked about the entertainment industry, n he was asked will smith being super successful n he was like "nobody is that talented. he does what hes told" 

tbh.

drake was fake af, he was never real. his whole hip hop career is made by disne nickolodeon type G rate corp shit. like any boy band motherfucker.

he was manufactured never born. 

so im not surprised his popularity collapsed like lego bricks.

there was nothing real there to begin with. it was all a facade from the getgo.

 

Edited June 20 by VirginDefiler

[VirginDefiler]

as for hax i secretly wanted to create a book of all his collected posts just to see how it would look like. but never did cuz i dont owN his intellectual property n i could wouldve been sued or something. keep in mind i never thought of his posts as poetry but collected together, it might make for a interesting SURREALIST book read. 

Edited June 20 by VirginDefiler

[MillionX]

this was a fun topic "Coach" covered yesterday... (timestamped)

of course you already know what trash-ass city (Memphis) popped up in my mind immediately.

While you can realistically see girls like Stacey Keibler or 90s-era prime Halle Berry walking around in other cities of this great country... Memphis serves up women that look like Joy Reid, Lizzo, and Gaborey Siddebe.....and always with the worst attitudes imaginable, as if they look good enough to even slightly get away with that.....usually it's mainly the beautiful people of the world that can (or try to) get away with being assholes throughout life, but M-town has several generations of people that prove otherwise....ugly both inside and out.

[HD-Man]

Captain is back on his cooking kick again. As per usual, it looks like shit and gives you the shits so nobody is eatin it.

 

And ofcourse, I cooked my own dish and he seemed upset about it and called me to the wheelhouse about it

 

Nobody likes your food, why do we have to constantly teach you this lesson, old man? 😂

[Dayaan]

35 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Captain is back on his cooking kick again. As per usual, it looks like shit and gives you the shits so nobody is eatin it.

 

And ofcourse, I cooked my own dish and he seemed upset about it and called me to the wheelhouse about it

 

Nobody likes your food, why do we have to constantly teach you this lesson, old man? 😂

He should be court martialled for conspiring to undermine the United States!

[AriesWarlock]

 

[Darc_Requiem]

10 hours ago, HD-Man said:

Also in regards to the entire world hating Drake, in the words of Riley from Boondocks "What did he do to make them niggas that mad?"

 

Ive never seen ppl turn on a single person to this degree. Generational. In real life when this many ppl hate you, usually its cuz u did something foul to them. I'd love to know what he did at this point 😂

I started to type up a detailed response but I see that @Dayaanactually nailed a lot of it.  So I'll just say a lot of people didn't like him but didn't say much. Kendrick, unlike Pusha T, was a big enough artist to have some criticisms of Drake actually stick to him. A lot of what Kendrick said, people have been saying but Drake stans would basically shout them down. Kendrick is too big of an artist for that same tactic to work.

 

TLDR: Drake....

 

Edited June 20 by Darc_Requiem

[HD-Man]

Rainbow flags and teaching black history stuff in class is indoctrinating kids. But having the 10 commandments in class is not 

Edited June 20 by HD-Man

[Darc_Requiem]

Gavin Newsome is a smug bastard but as a former Louisiana resident, no governor of Louisiana should call anyone out on crime.  Let's not forget how criminals that were getting away with literal murder in New Orleans were getting locked up in Houston after they moved their after Hurricane Katrina. Texas didn't play that shit. There is a reason, I didn't tell my mom about the murder rate of Baton Rouge and New Orleans until after I moved out of Louisiana.

[Red Rock Candy]

24 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Rainbow flags and teaching black history stuff in class is indoctrinating kids. But having the 10 commandments in class is not 

Who is saying black history is indoctrination?

[HD-Man]

59 minutes ago, Red Rock Candy said:

Who is saying black history is indoctrination?

Remember when they were trying to ban and/or soften black history/CRT theory at one point? Think it might have been Desantis punk ass

[Darc_Requiem]

1 hour ago, Red Rock Candy said:

Who is saying black history is indoctrination?

There seems to be a concerted effort to sanitize black history. Some of the commentary around education about slavery is rage inducing. To @HD-Man's point about Florida...

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-florida-standards-teach-black-people-benefited-slavery-taught-usef-rcna95418

[HD-Man]

Captain called me again to the wheelhouse, he's quite upset about his food being terrible. He's so bothered, he sat his food next to mine for lunch cuz he realized I was gonna leave his shit in the fridge to rot.

 

Now if everybody comes down and eats all my ribs and dont touch his food, he's gonna be super pissed and he's gonna sit down here atleast an hour in the kitchen to see what everyone eats. So if I get wrote up at work, yall just remember this later. Lmao

Edited June 20 by HD-Man

[Darc_Requiem]

16 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Captain called me again to the wheelhouse, he's quite upset about his food being terrible. He's so bothered, he sat his food next to mine for lunch cuz he realized I was gonna leave his shit in the fridge to rot.

 

Now if everybody comes down and eats all my ribs and dont touch his food, he's gonna be super pissed and he's gonna sit down here atleast an hour in the kitchen to see what everyone eats. So if I get wrote up at work, yall just remember this later. Lmao

Some Youtubers have these shows, that are essentially sitcoms, with actors that are funny as hell. You may need to put some scripts together and monetize this. Just hearing about it is entertaining 😂

Edited June 20 by Darc_Requiem

[DangerousJ]

Ive always wondered.

 

Is the captain white?

[HD-Man]

29 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

Ive always wondered.

 

Is the captain white?

Lmao now you know damn well he is😂

[Lantis]

https://deadline.com/2024/06/donald-sutherland-dead-1235978933/

 

RIP Donnie

[MillionX]

man, it has bee hilarious fun watching the various reactions of The Acolyte on youtube.  You know they fucked up when even John Campea doesn't have much positive to say about it. 😆  John tends to skew positive about most things....but yeah I'm checking out all the reactions and commentaries and it's been non-stop golden entertainment to me.

 

Kristian Harloff and some of the regular guests on his show don't seem to like it either; I was watching one of his videos earlier.

 

 

[Hecatom]

Lol, someone uploaded the full movie of Boy kills World to youtube