BB_Hoody

This weather out here is brutal on birds. Been seeing dead pigeons around the base. I was told it's not uncommon to see after long power outages or after dust storms. They mainly get water from the AC run off. So if ACs aren't dripping. And the weather is too bad for them to fly in? They can't seek water and the heat takes them out. 😭 

I asked why can't we just put out water dishes or bird baths? They did, but the birds would get violent and territorial over them and fight each other over it. 

8 hours ago, iStu X said:

My dad likely isn’t going to see tomorrow. Most people know he had throat cancer but went into remission. However, It’s been back for a while and spread to his lungs and liver. His health has been getting worse and worse since it came back. 
 

Well, this morning some shit went down. Not sure if it was a stroke or what but I was in my room when my mom started yelling for me. When I found her she was holding my dad on our laundry room floor. 
 

He’s been conscious but unresponsive. He’s still resting now but when he’s awake he’s still unresponsive. We called the ambulance and medics came down and stabilized his breathing  (it’s still not good but better than it was. He’s analog breathing right now. Which isn’t great) 

 

My mom is freaking out. My aunt is here trying to keep her together. Sister is on her way. Family is going to start visiting. 

I'm genuinely sadden by this news, and sorry you and your family is going through this. If there's a bright side? It's your dad going out surrounded by loving family. 

People talk about being independent. They don't need no body. They got a high paying career, business etc. But when one is facing their last years,months, weeks. days in this world? I doubt that person cares about such things anymore

They're either glad they have a family and close friends that give a damn. Or are in regret there's few if any around that do. Your dad is among the former

@RSG3@Infernoman I never considered that, but now that infernoman mentioned the other looking like a Vag. Ya right on the money. Gotta think outside the box sometimes. Respect

31 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

I passed by this place, and wondered how can they not see they are promoting an erect phallus? Second from the left

 

And it spews chocolate jizz. Some ladies are gonna be eager to try that one out.

15 minutes ago, VirginDefiler said:

 i think we've all been feeling our ages lately.

i think its cuz we are living in dark ages. first quarantine, then the economy/market, war in europe, political upheaval everywhere. in the past 2 years i think we all aged alot from the stress of so much happening lately.

edit: the globe is experiencing gloomy days 

makes us all fell more down than we should. then we feel older than we should.

its the effect of stress is what im sayin.

Yeah 2020s started off terrible and hasn't gotten better.

44 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

Today I sharted because I sneezed. I didn't try to rip the fart on purpose, it was a result of sneezing. Fucking sucked.

That does not make me feel better. I'm more scared now. A meere sneeze could evacuate my bowels without warning at older age. Damn....

One of my fears of getting old. Weak guts and bladder. I don't want to live in fear of pissing or shitting myself if I'm out too long. And can't venture too far from a bathroom

@AriesWarlockI'm mad politicians actually think the average American is that stupid and ignorant. But we must be giving them reasons to think so. 

4 hours ago, Sonichuman said:

My wife's ex friend at the time of End Game coming out absolutely hated the fact that Thor was overweight and fat throughout the movie regardless of the clear context.  It was really annoying that she couldn't come to grips that the dude had been through some shit and was trying to process it.

Her perfect dream guy isn't suppose to take a L from a more powerful foe. That leaves him with trauma, self doubt, fear, and depression that causes him to let himself go. That's for us normies.

12 hours ago, DangerousJ said:

It's been a while...

 

MegaBee productions presents...

 

Super Mario Bros!

 

 

Starring......

 

Stuart Hayden as Mario

Dangerous J as Luigi

Chadouken as Toad

Cyntalan/Pedoviejo as Koopa Troopas

Proud Boys as Goombas

Hecatom as Spiny

Gimpy as Piranha Plant

Axeman as Shyguy

MisterBee as Lakitu

Faltimar as Bullet Bill

Rachel Dolezal as Big Boo

David DePape as Hammer Bros.

Cardi B as Birdo

RockB as Wart

BBHoody as Wario

Kanye West as Bowser

I'm Wario my guy??? How sway!?

11 minutes ago, axeman61 said:

🤣

 

I read a blurb about this and thought it was a statement he published. Not actual words coming out of his mouth.

 

I thought he could still rescue his image if he offered a sincere apology and do some real therapy. But with shit like this, I doubt he ever will. Hope I'm wrong. Either way, I got the popcorn ready. This shit gets better (in a morbid way) every two days.

With the way he talking. You'd think early 2000s Ye.  Dropping songs like "when it all falls down"  with lines such as "even if you in a benz u still a nigga in a coup"  was never a thing. Just someone we imagined. Like he spoke and related to us like someone who been through the struggle. Now he acting brand new to it??? This man going out sad. He legit needs help

1 hour ago, iStu X said:

Yeah man. It’s super fucking wild that I’m going out on a date with a girl I met on a dating app that’s meant for dating. 
 

Fucking crazy as shit right? It’s almost like, I approached her about talking for a bit to see if we get along enough to go on a date. 

What a crazy as shit concept. 
 

You know what else is crazy? I’ve also gotten the numbers of  some super awesome ladies at my work that I have absolutely no interest in sexually but would enjoy their friendship cause they seem like cool ass people. 
 

It’s almost like, you’ve never really emotionally or intellectually matured when it comes to relationships. Likely due to bad role models, bad advice, the wrong lessons you took from bad relationships platonic or sexual, hearing only one side of the story of bad relationships, the purposely bias media you consume and so on. 
 

you’re pathetic and a bitch for trying to shit on something I’m genuinely excited about and yet I find myself feeling genuinely sorry for you and your stifled views. 

Only bitch here is you for this rant over a slight jab lol. Grow some nuts and take a joke man. Don't bring this anger to the bedroom aight? She's a woman, not a stress relief doll. Make love to her lady parts. Don't take your anger and self esteem issues out on them

59 minutes ago, iStu X said:

I got a date with a cute ass girl tomorrow. If everything goes according to plan I’ll get to show off my dinosaur bed sheets. 
 

Moving pretty fast their Stu. Figured you'd spend a couple of months being her best friend first. 

8 hours ago, AriesWarlock said:

 

 

Well this sucks. Anyone else consumes Vega?

 

Actual Hank Hill butt 😭

1 hour ago, J-ride said:

Just don't wife them up, Airforce girls are FOR THE STREETS!!

I ain't out here lookin for wifey. I'm here to get paid. But Im down for a good time. But first month or two? All about paying off credit cards, and paying for my car's body work

58 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

So you are managing fine with your apt/transportation/food?

Housing? Meh for now.

We live in dorm trailers with small make shift rooms we share with another. Air conditioned, lighting a bed ,storage locker and that's it. Within the first 90 days we will be moving out. If we're lucky? To bigger dorm rooms with our own bathrooms and rooms! Or a double stacked trailer with bathrooms in the hall. Instead of having to walk outside to the latrine/showers.

Transport? I live on base and I need a international license to drive around. They're working on that. So for now I'm stuck on base. With my boss giving me rides to and from work. But once I get the driving test done and get my license? I can use a company provided vehicle. To get around base and drive off base.

Food? The chow hall here is A+ Air Force got it good! Eggs on a grill, oatmeal, French toast, bacon, links, biscuits and gravy, chicken rice and beans. Plantains etc. It's ridiculous!

I see why the other branches be hatin on the Air Force lol. I was told out of all the middle easy contracting bases? Al Udied is said to be the go to choice. Kuwait however? Is rough. So dodged a bullet turning down the Kuwait offer before this one.

Wasup ya? So did my first week out here at AL Udied Airforce base. And if there's one thing I can say? There are some fine ass young ladies here in the Airforce. I'm not complaining, but wtf??? I was not expecting this but I'm pleasantly surprised.

21 hours ago, RSG3 said:

Always think this is a funny phrase, like yeannnn people are Animals. We belong to the animal kingdom lol. We think we are above it but we aren't and never have been. 

 

I know what you meant just makes me laugh a little every time I hear it. 

Yeah the only difference between us and Animals. Is our brain developed enough. To where we grew a conscious and the ability to think and process. We don't operate in primal mode 24/7 like animals.

Oh and wasup guys. I'm out here in Doha Qatar now. Airline and Airport is top notch. Smoothest roads I've ever rode on. And Al Udied Airforce base is massive.

Living Qatars are nothing to brag about but it isn't terrible. Bathrooms are shockingly clean for a military base. Roommate is a really cool older guy with lots of experience contract and living overseas. But he snores like a bear 

We work opposite schedules. He's morning. I'm overnight. 12 hr shifts, 6 days a week until we get more guys. Then it'll be 5 days a week. So only on Sundays are we really sharing the room. 

There's little things I'm learning about things to have when traveling. What needs to go in checked bag. Vs what's allowed in a carry on. Had to give up my African Shea butter lotion at a TSA check because if this. 😥

So I start my first shift in about 3 hrs and 45mins. They have a pretty nice rec center to hang out at. And American fast food chains, and a store to buy goods from home. Once I've cleared up my credit cards and other things. I'll sign up for off base activities in the city.

On 10/22/2022 at 6:21 PM, Daemos said:

What the man did at the end though. He's a good man for that. 😍

He needs to cut the bitch loose. No woman who truly values you. Would put you in a situation like that. It's one thing if trouble came her way I.E A mugger or something. But talking shit to a whole group of people. Knowing damn well it's your man that's gonna have to bail you out if things go left? Fuck any woman like that. And men of some kind of value shouldn't tolerate such women

49 minutes ago, VirginDefiler said:

so about WW3...

China's economy is way too fucked to attempt this.  Not to mention the civil unrest and protest from those refusing to pay rent on those apartments in the Ghost cities. Imagine telling them, not only do we want you to foot the bill for these ghost cities were building to inflate our GDP. We also want you to go to war. The only war they'll fight is a civil one against the government.

China ain't about to do shit.

1 hour ago, DangerousJ said:

 

 

Controversial statement no.1: I think red looks better on darker skinned woman like blacks/Indians.

 

 

Absolute facts. A sista with a nice body and some red lingerie and lip stick. Be looking like chocolate with strawberry drizzled on it. She bend over and you got a chocolate cake with strawberry icing

47 minutes ago, Gimpy said:

Y'all look at this!

 

 

I can't think of a more appropriate use for that Tom The Cat confused and stressed meme than this sh1t here. Like....what!? There's no one in her home or in her life to stop her from doing ish ike that? There's no one that cares enough to say anything? Sad

7 minutes ago, axeman61 said:

What is it with babies and beards? I've never seen a positive reaction to a big beard getting shaved in one of these videos.

For a baby? It completely screws with their head. You look like a complete stranger and you're in their personal space. They're legit scared

16 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

My homeboy is married and still uses condoms, they don't want anymore kids either. It definitely happens more than you think 

That sounds lame to me. If I'm married? I'm taking this paintbrush out the plastic. And going full Van Gogh on my wife. Just painting master pieces on that beautiful canvas. 

35 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

Your name is Jamal?

 

You HAVE to fuck a white girl before you die.

It's in the constitution.

It's Jamel. But close enough to a stereotypical black name. So of course I've done that. From my experience? Divorced white milfs and swingers absolutely love hetting smashed by black men. And they are shockingly low key with it. 

Like if you ever drive through a quiet suburb. That makes you think of the old white picket fence, green grass, spouse and 2 kids and a dog American dream life style? There's likely a couple of divorces or swingers inviting black dudes in the middle of the night.