The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[Darc_Requiem]

Off the top of my head 4k a week is $208,000 a year. It wasn't really much of contest IMO.

[DangerousJ]

If HD-man was a transformer....

 

 

[OPTIMUS124]

1 hour ago, HD-Man said:

4k a week for life or a one time 2 million dollar payment right now, what you picking? 

2 Mil, because what am I going to do with all those TVs. 

 

 

[iStu X]

3 minutes ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

2 Mil, because what am I going to do with all those TVs. 

 

 

[AriesWarlock]

[axeman61]

That 4K a week thing reminded me of the "dinner with Jay Z vs 500K right now" thing. I remember some sad ass dudes actually said dinner with Jay-Z, stating he could give you 500K worth of game. I feel sad for some hustlebros out there.

Edited March 22, 2022 by axeman61

[Camacho]

3 minutes ago, axeman61 said:

That 4K a week thing reminded me of the dinner with Jay Z vs 300K dinner thing. I remember some sad ass dudes actually said dinner with Jay-Z, as if he could give you 300K worth of game. I feel sad for some hustlebros out there.

Sound like easy marks for a multi level marketing scheme.

[Darc_Requiem]

44 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

If HD-man was a transformer....

 

 

You sure, I was thinking of more of something like this. 

 

[KimuraLOX]

39 minutes ago, OPTIMUS124 said:

2 Mil, because what am I going to do with all those TVs. 

 

 

[J-ride]

@CamachoI always hate when dudes pretend like super rich guys have game.  Look at some of the DMs pro athletes or rappers send.  If they weren't rich that shit would not work lol.

Edited March 22, 2022 by J-ride

[axeman61]

In their defense though, what's a "smooth" dm? I can't imagine a text message that just makes a woman squirt her panties off unless she knows you. I haven't dated at all though.

[Darc_Requiem]

1 minute ago, axeman61 said:

In their defense though, what's a "smooth" dm? I can't imagine a text message that just makes a woman squirt her panties off unless she knows you. I haven't dated at all though.

For rich dudes? Probably just an image of a bank statement 👀

[RSG3]

4 minutes ago, axeman61 said:

In their defense though, what's a "smooth" dm? I can't imagine a text message that just makes a woman squirt her panties off unless she knows you. I haven't dated at all though.

Naw, no defense. These dudes confuse the size of their wallet for the quality of their game.  Their shit wouldn't work in person either and they give that advice to dudes who don't have the bank account to back it up. 

[HD-Man]

56 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

If HD-man was a transformer....

 

 

I was cool with it until I saw that I transform into a minivan. I have never been so disrespected in my life 😂

[RSG3]

1 minute ago, HD-Man said:

I was cool with it until I saw that I transform into a minivan. I have never been so disrespected in my life 😂

Look bro, every team needs one guy with a Shaggin Waggon to hold all the gear and you rolled a Natural 2 so you got the job. 

[Darc_Requiem]

4 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

I was cool with it until I saw that I transform into a minivan. I have never been so disrespected in my life 😂

Hey fam, I had you transforming into a boat. With you being the captain now, I thought it was appropriate. 😉

[iStu X]

I feel like I’d be a moped. I am deeply offended at my own self given vehicle form. 

[J-ride]

9 minutes ago, axeman61 said:

In their defense though, what's a "smooth" dm? I can't imagine a text message that just makes a woman squirt her panties off unless she knows you. I haven't dated at all though.

I think they should be at least a little clever to some degree to entice the woman. But being rich is pretty much like playing tennis with the net down.  They can just say come over to my mansion girl and that same guy acts like that can work for a regular guy.

 

It's like one of my good friends is a 6ft 4 ortho surgeon and the amount of unsolicited pics (sometimes nudes) that guy gets from nurses is pretty incredible.  He just walks from floor to floor having panties thrown at him, so when he advises regular guys it comes across as silly AF.

[RSG3]

2 minutes ago, iStu X said:

I feel like I’d be a moped. I am deeply offended at my own self given vehicle form. 

Vespa. 

[iStu X]

16 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Vespa. 

At least I’m a name brand

[Maxx]

42 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

I was cool with it until I saw that I transform into a minivan. I have never been so disrespected in my life 😂

It looks like the most govt wiretapping van ever. This is the kinda van that would be on the block in the wire. I would never trust it

[HD-Man]

That van either looks like it spies on drug dealers or a soccer mom owns it. Either way, it's a hell nah from me 😂

[Darc_Requiem]

7 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

That van either looks like it spies on drug dealers or a soccer mom owns it. Either way, it's a hell nah from me 😂

But it looks like it has an easy access door for the disabled....that has to be plus. 

[AriesWarlock]

It's really been that long huh 🧐

 

 

[Maxx]

1 minute ago, Darc_Requiem said:

But it looks like it has an easy access door for the disabled....that has to be plus. 

The govt follows americans with disability act.. They after legallt required to 

[Darc_Requiem]

2 minutes ago, AriesWarlock said:

It's really been that long huh 🧐

 

 

My boss and I were talking about how this show could not be produced today. 

[AriesWarlock]

5 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said:

My boss and I were talking about how this show could not be produced today. 

 

Yeah, that's a common topic nowadays lol. I mean, they do go hard on the fat people jokes.

[Maxx]

Disney employees doing a walk out today in protest of disneys lack of effort against the dont say gay bill

[Lantis]

Maaaaan Christina Applegate was one sweet piece of ass back then. She's definitely showing some of her age nowadays but still pretty fine

[HD-Man]

Everybody wanted Applegate back then on the show but I always wanted to smash Peg. And she gotta keep the red wig on, that's non negotiable 😂

[OPTIMUS124]

1 hour ago, RSG3 said:

Look bro, every team needs one guy with a Shaggin Waggon to hold all the gear and you rolled a Natural 2 so you got the job. 

Man listen, one of the best bachelor's weekend trips involved renting a Grand Caravan. Carried the whole crew and you could extract team members with ease. Those double sliding doors come in handy 🤣.

[HD-Man]

Uh uh, I'm not going nowhere trying to scoop up hoes in the van from Cheaters. Fuck them sliding doors 😂

[Maxx]

20 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Everybody wanted Applegate back then on the show but I always wanted to smash Peg. And she gotta keep the red wig on, that's non negotiable 😂

I couldnt stand her voice as a kid. Her and fran dresher be sounding like banshee from the xmen

[HD-Man]

Growing up in the hood, most chicks I know sounded like a gender bent DMX, so her and Dresher's voices didn't bother me much 

[iStu X]

14 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Growing up in the hood, most chicks I know sounded like a gender bent DMX 

[TheInfernoman]

15 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Growing up in the hood, most chicks I know sounded like a gender bent DMX, so her and Dresher's voices didn't bother me much 

did any of them fine ones bark at you or say they gonna give it to ya? 🙃

[Darc_Requiem]

24 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Growing up in the hood, most chicks I know sounded like a gender bent DMX, so her and Dresher's voices didn't bother me much 

Bruh you got me thinking about this girl I knew in high school. Straight up dime....with a gravely ass voice. Not a sultry voice, not a husky voice, but a stop drop n' open up shop voice. 🤣

Edited March 22, 2022 by Darc_Requiem

[TheInfernoman]

TWITTER TUESDAY! Shame plug edition:

 

 

SoCal had a tiny EQ earlier this morning and yes this was my reaction having it wake me up...mainly because it could be just that or it could be the tremor before a larger one. Either way annoying. 

[HD-Man]

Idk, maybe black chicks voice just naturally deep or making it comes from smoking, not sure what's up. Imagine hittin a fine ass hood chick from the back and she sayin "This dick good as fuck, on god, bruh". Completely takes you out of the experience 😂

[AriesWarlock]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[J-ride]

51 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Idk, maybe black chicks voice just naturally deep or making it comes from smoking, not sure what's up. Imagine hittin a fine ass hood chick from the back and she sayin "This dick good as fuck, on god, bruh". Completely takes you out of the experience 😂

I think if a woman has a slightly deeper voice that's sultry it can be hot AF, but there is definitely a line they can cross where they start sounding like Dr. Girlfriend.

[Reticently]

4 hours ago, HD-Man said:

You'd be surprised at how many ppl picked the 2 million when I asked, most of which are terrible with money 

On the flip side, taking 4k a week for life kind of sucks for my kids if I end up dying too soon.

 

Two mil, I could retire tomorrow, live off the $80k-ish "safe" investment income per year (4% rule), and still have the $2 mil in the bank when for the kids when I pass.

 

Not sure that outweighs the $4k a week, but I'd have to think about it at least.

[Darc_Requiem]

59 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Idk, maybe black chicks voice just naturally deep or making it comes from smoking, not sure what's up. Imagine hittin a fine ass hood chick from the back and she sayin "This dick good as fuck, on god, bruh". Completely takes you out of the experience 😂

Nothing Amazon can't fix fam....

https://www.amazon.com/Leather-Breathable-Ball-Gag-Silicone/dp/B00FNJ9OVE

[Darc_Requiem]

2 minutes ago, Reticently said:

On the flip side, taking 4k a week for life kind of sucks for my kids if I end up dying too soon.

 

Two mil, I could retire tomorrow, live off the $80k-ish "safe" investment income per year (4% rule), and still have the $2 mil in the bank when for the kids when I pass.

 

Not sure that outweighs the $4k a week, but I'd have to think about it at least.

Have the fam watch Weekend At Bernie's, they'll still be able to get the $4,000 weekly that way 😉

[Maxx]

5 hours ago, HD-Man said:

4k a week for life or a one time 2 million dollar payment right now, what you picking? 

4k come on.. Its for life? You can clesr that 2 mil eventually 

[Darc_Requiem]

1 minute ago, Maxx said:

4k come on.. Its for life? You can clesr that 2 mil eventually 

9 years 32 weeks to hit 2 mil on the dot off the top of my head, I'm old so I may be off a week. Old 386 in my head ain't what it used to be.

 

Edit: Calculation wasn't as hard as it appears. 10 years is 2,080,000. 20 weeks gets you to 80k, 52 weeks in a year, deduct 20 from 52 and you get 32 weeks.

Edited March 22, 2022 by Darc_Requiem

[J-ride]

4k per week is also a pretty good salary for not doing anything.  You can buy a nice house and travel whole world on that kind of money monthly. 

[Maxx]

Just now, Darc_Requiem said:

9 years 32 weeks to hit 2 mil on the dot off the top of my head, I'm old so I may be off a week. Old 386 in my head ain't what it used to be.

And thats assuming you don't invest the money properly.. Stocks, bonds, businesses. Lots of ways to make it much faster 

[Darc_Requiem]

Just now, Maxx said:

And thats assuming you don't invest the money properly.. Stocks, bonds, businesses. Lots of ways to make it much faster 

I watched Chappelle Show, Wu-Tang said to diversify your bonds 😉

[Chadouken]

Gimme that $2 mil I'm going to Vegas!