The Wrestling Thread

[scorp]

35 minutes ago, Maxx said:

After vince showed them the rediculous new repackage. The pics of the outfits are online somewhere

[Psychoblue]

I remember that.  One of the first instances of Booker being the WWE shill in this promotional war.

 

 

[iStu X]

 

[HD-Man]

Theory is nightmare fuel

[Grimmjow316]

 

[Maxx]

Im fighting her husband

 

 

[scorp]

1 hour ago, Maxx said:

Im fighting her husband

 

 

Kiss him and get those second hand juices.

Heyyyyy

[Maxx]

8 minutes ago, scorp said:

Kiss him and get those second hand juices.

Heyyyyy

I read it as shes suckin his dick. Thats how i always heard the pinapple thing go... Does it work in reverse for women?

[scorp]

1 minute ago, Maxx said:

I read it as shes suckin his dick. Thats how i always heard the pinapple thing go... Does it work in reverse for women?

I assume so.
Less tuna, more heaven.

[Maxx]

Who had johnny Depp being jealous of Kevin nash on their bingo card? 

 

 

[HD-Man]

AEW x NJPW: Forbidden Door. It's LITTY 🔥

[Maxx]

1 hour ago, HD-Man said:

AEW x NJPW: Forbidden Door. It's LITTY 🔥

We're workshoppong potential match ups in my group chat atm 

[HD-Man]

I threw around Punk vs Okada, Danielson vs Zack Sabre Jr, Samoa Joe vs Ishiii and Naito vs Orange Cassidy. That's all I got so far, I'm sure none of them will be correct 

[Maxx]

11 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

I threw around Punk vs Okada, Danielson vs Zack Sabre Jr, Samoa Joe vs Ishiii and Naito vs Orange Cassidy. That's all I got so far, I'm sure none of them will be correct 

 

-starks vs el phantasmo
-shingo vs hobbs
-jeff cobb vs Keith lee
-punk vs kenta
-bryan vs okada
-bullet club vs the elite
-god vs ftr
-dante vs el desperado
-Darby vs hiromu

-shooter vs yuta for moxleys love

[HD-Man]

2 minutes ago, Maxx said:

 

-starks vs el phantasmo
-shingo vs hobbs
-jeff cobb vs Keith lee
-punk vs kenta
-bryan vs okada
-bullet club vs the elite
-god vs ftr
-dante vs el desperado
-Darby vs hiromu

-shooter vs yuta for moxleys love

Holy shit, that is magnificent. Fuck my list I want all of these. I deadass forgot about Kenta too, he's been calling Punk out for awhile I think 

 

Who would you pick as the winner in those tho? 

Edited April 21, 2022 by HD-Man

[Maxx]

2 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Holy shit, that is magnificent. Fuck my list I want all of these. I deadass forgot about Kenta too, he's been calling Punk out for awhile I think 

 

Who would you pick as the winner in those tho? 

I imagine people in the middle of big pushes or just premiered would go over

[HD-Man]

Just now, Maxx said:

I imagine people in the middle of big pushes or just premiered would go over

Out of your list, I'm only 100% confident in Punk, Cobb, FTR and Okada winning their matches. Rest I'm not sure how they will go

[Maxx]

45 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Out of your list, I'm only 100% confident in Punk, Cobb, FTR and Okada winning their matches. Rest I'm not sure how they will go

I got shingo going over since hes a former champ

[Hawkingbird]

My Forbidden Door card

 

Punk vs Kenta

Bryan Danielson vs Zack Sabre Jr

Tanahashi vs MJF

Jay White vs Hangman Page

FTR vs GoD

Okada vs Adam Cole

House of Torture vs House of Black

Shingo vs Hobbs. 

 

[iStu X]

 

[OrochiJ]

Damn Theory looks like a Baki character 🤣

[Darc_Requiem]

26 minutes ago, OrochiJ said:

Damn Theory looks like a Baki character 🤣

If Netflix makes a live action Baki adaptation, we know who to blame 🙃

[Grimmjow316]

 

 

[scorp]

https://wrestlingnews.co/aew-news/big-swole-says-her-line-is-still-open-for-tony-khan-and-aew-that-she-doesnt-like-to-burn-bridges/

 

😂

[Grimmjow316]

1 hour ago, scorp said:

https://wrestlingnews.co/aew-news/big-swole-says-her-line-is-still-open-for-tony-khan-and-aew-that-she-doesnt-like-to-burn-bridges/

 

😂

I speculate it’s more of keeping that door open more for Cedric in case he ever decides to leave or gets cut by the E.

[scorp]

5 minutes ago, Grimmjow316 said:

I speculate it’s more of keeping that door open more for Cedric in case he ever decides to leave or gets cut by the E.

I doubt they wanna touch anyone from that family at this point.

Edited April 21, 2022 by scorp

[Hawkingbird]

11 minutes ago, Grimmjow316 said:

I speculate it’s more of keeping that door open more for Cedric in case he ever decides to leave or gets cut by the E.

If AEW does pick up Cedric he will likely be used like Tony Nese. The guy is talented but he's got nothing going for him character wise. 

[HD-Man]

Cedric gonna go where all Tony's new toys go after he's bored, straight to Dark. Unless he can somehow reinvent himself and raise his value. AEW is a company full of great wrestlers, he'll need more to stand out 

[Maxx]

Impact don't ever change

 

 

[scorp]

16 hours ago, Maxx said:

Impact don't ever change

 

 

Nobody could pull stuff like this off except Impact. 
Thank god they exist.

[scorp]

FTR had to convince Tony Khan to book their Owen Hart Qualifier match: "He did like it, but he was like, ‘Okay, I gotta see if I can make it make sense.’ We just stayed on him about it, ‘Hey, can we? Can we? Can we?’ Finally, he was like, ‘Alright, I got a way where we can make it all work."

 

Cash Wheeler on a potential FTR breakup angle: "We don’t ever want to tease a breakup or do a breakup. I have no interest in that. I’ll retire before we ever even entertain that idea. I’ll say that right here right now. Print it. Tattoo it. I don’t care."

 

Internet retards: FTR BREAKING UP SOON?

[Volt]

On 4/19/2022 at 6:42 PM, HD-Man said:

Plus the WWE  tag division is abysmal these days, due to a lack of depth

I feel it's less a lack of depth and more executive headassery.

 

Unifying the titles is clearly a terrible decision.

 

Roman is not dropping either title any time soon, so all the upper mid-carders are going to be feuding over nothing. Austin Theory finally got the US belt, he's probably holding it for a minute with the push Vince himself is giving him. The IC title is still mostly irrelevant.

 

The women's division is also looking a little suspect depth-wise, Charlotte holding the SD belt is terrible for everyone involved. It got so bad that Naomi, despite a massive push and being over af, had to pair up with Sasha so both could get a title.

 

Women's tag team division has been jokes for a minute. People legit forgot Carmella and Zelina had the titles during their reign, then a bunch of makeshift teams ran up and took their cookies. 🤣

 

Ironically, the men's tag division is kind of good, but apparently, everything just had to be a damn triple threat ramping up to Mania, so they burned through the whole division in a flash. Good job.

 

The roster for both shows is kind of thin, but unifying everything would make it an atrocious mess. Catering would be crowded 24/7.

[Grimmjow316]

 

[Grimmjow316]

 

[Maxx]

At pax east today

 

[Hawkingbird]

You been Lil Dirk this whole time?

[scorp]

Nice. A girl from my city repping her neighbourhood with the M W (Millwoods. Otherwise known as Millhoods or Killwoods)

 

I wish her the best haha

 

 

[Volt]

I just realized, Madcap didn't have a full match with Happy Corbin since this feud started. He fought both Lotharios and the set up is for next week.

 

It's so weird to have a feud on SD that doesn't have 4 or 5 rematches back to back.

[Hawkingbird]

Corbin is like the one guy in WWE that doesn't get booked in repetitive rematches in his feuds. 

[Lantis]

3 hours ago, Hawkingbird said:

Corbin is like the one guy in WWE that doesn't get booked in repetitive rematches in his feuds. 

You mean aside of his feud with Roman Reigns?

[Psychoblue]

 

[Hawkingbird]

15 minutes ago, Lantis said:

You mean aside of his feud with Roman Reigns?

I want to forget about the dog food

[Psychoblue]

2 minutes ago, Hawkingbird said:

I want to forget about the dog food

Puppy Reigns as guest character for Bloody Roar 5.  

Edited April 24, 2022 by Psychoblue

[Grimmjow316]

 

[Grimmjow316]

 

[Hawkingbird]

 

[Grimmjow316]

You know this got to the AEW marks when they are bringing up Ruby Soho as a better wrestler than most of the WWE roster.

[Darc_Requiem]

2 hours ago, Grimmjow316 said:

You know this got to the AEW marks when they are bringing up Ruby Soho as a better wrestler than most of the WWE roster.

Even Dhalsim can't reach that far. Ruby isn't even top 5 on the AEW roster IMO.

[Shakunetsu]

 

[Psychoblue]

Re: Ali's holdout

Edited April 26, 2022 by Psychoblue