The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[Darc_Requiem]

21 minutes ago, J-ride said:

JADA IS FOR THE STREETS!!  Their relationship is a case study in why you can't wife a hoe.

I'm not for this open relationship nonsense but damn even that has rules. Like not fucking one of your son's friends. Gonna have to go old school for my thoughts.

 

 

[MillionX]

ha, every time I see a pic of Will Smith as Richard Williams it's just funny to me, because he looks nothing like that dude.  ...like the casting director just said "eh...who's a black guy that's popular and a big name at the moment...ah yes, get Mr. Smith if you can." 

 

The recent Mummy film with Tom Cruise was a frustrating mixed bag.  It would've been so much more cool if they picked a general tone and stuck with it... preferably "action/horror"....there were some odd moments of comedic nonsense stuffed in there that really brought the whole thing down, imo.

Sofia Boutella was the sexiest "Mummy" ever, btw.  ...imagine fucking a fine "mummy" like that though... I guess that halfway counts as necrophilia?  It's an extreme case of it too since was dead and buried at least several centuries ago....still, she's a magically reanimated corpse though; I guarantee most dudes would go for it.

edit---one would have to consider the smell though.... 🤔)

Edited February 8, 2022 by MillionX

[DoctaMario]

2 hours ago, Lantis said:

War of the Worlds and Vanilla Sky come to mind

Vanilla Sky isn't trash at all, it's just a movie you probably need to watch more than once to really "get." The Spanish version "Abre Los Ojos" is easier to understand but doesn't have the "mindfuck" thing Vanilla Sky does which I really like.

 

 

2 hours ago, RSG3 said:

Yea still famous and infamous, tho less infamous then he was like 10 years ago or so. He stays popular by doing stuff like the Mission Impossible series where he's a producer and does all his own stunts so you get to put the Camera right next to him during dangerous stunts. Tom has a crazy dedication to the craft of making movies and it shows. 

 

I like his movies but dude still crazy lol. 

He's crazy in the way that people who are REALLY REALLY into something are crazy, he's kind of a dork really. I heard him on an episode of Nerdist years ago and he's so into movies, acting, working on them, etc that, like you said, there's a degree of dedication to that that I don't think most people can relate to. But he's over the top and frankly a bit crazy in the normal way too, but because he lives in a world where that over the top-ness makes him his money and gets him praised, it follows that it would carry over into his normal life. He really does seem like kind of a dork lol

 

That said, I can't think of anyone who does that "young hotshot" role he plays in pretty much every movie better than he does.

[Lantis]

17 minutes ago, MillionX said:

ha, every time I see a pic of Will Smith as Richard Williams it's just funny to me, because he looks nothing like that dude.  ...like the casting director just said "eh...who's a black guy that's popular and a big name at the moment...ah yes, get Mr. Smith if you can."

Sounds like Will Smith is gunning hard for that Oscar so he has to self-insert himself in roles that he deems will get him there

Edited February 8, 2022 by Lantis

[DangerousJ]

The Academy will probably give it to him just to avoid any theatrics from Will/Jada and bad press from the media or social media hounds. 

Denzel already has 2, so I doubt he will feel bad if he loses. 

 

 

Will has only been nominated for playing real life people in films (Ali and Chris Garner)

I'm sure he took the role with the understanding that he could get an Oscar nomination at the very least.

[RSG3]

Sounds like that story deserves the talent of someone like Smith anyway. Does it really matter if he doesn't look like the dudes twin?

[DangerousJ]

DJIMON HOUNSOU as Tombstone

[J-ride]

3 minutes ago, DangerousJ said:

Will has only been nominated for playing real life people in films (Ali and Chris Garner)

I'm sure he took the role with the understanding that he could get an Oscar nomination at the very least.

I honestly thought his take on Ali was really really solid.  It was probably his best performance as an actor besides Pursuit of Happyness.

[YourFavGrandpa]

Had to resurface after focusing on work for a bit.

[Sonero]

1 hour ago, J-ride said:

JADA IS FOR THE STREETS!!  Their relationship is a case study in why you can't wife a hoe.

 

Its a good thing Tupac is dead or he'd beat your ass for talking about Jada like that. They had something special and you wouldn't understand it.

 

Who is Will Smith anyways?  Man only has a grammy, multiple #1 radio hits, multiple hit movies, a GOAT TV show in Fresh Prince of Bel Air etc.

 

Frankly he ain't shit. 😭

 

[Darc_Requiem]

23 minutes ago, Sonero said:

 

Its a good thing Tupac is dead or he'd beat your ass for talking about Jada like that. They had something special and you wouldn't understand it.

 

Who is Will Smith anyways?  Man only has a grammy, multiple #1 radio hits, multiple hit movies, a GOAT TV show in Fresh Prince of Bel Air etc.

 

Frankly he ain't shit. 😭

 

Jada? No, now if you said something about Kidada, there would be a problem. All that lusting over Tupac and she wasn't even the love of dude's life. You'd think Tupac was engaged to Jada when he died that way she fawns over him. Tupac was about to marry Kidada Jones.

 

[Sonero]

Jada is bad though...for your psyche.

 

She's also good looking.

[TheInfernoman]

 

@AriesWarlockwith his grandmother. 

[zatalcon3]

1 hour ago, Sonero said:

 

Its a good thing Tupac is dead or he'd beat your ass for talking about Jada like that. They had something special and you wouldn't understand it.

 

Who is Will Smith anyways?  Man only has a grammy, multiple #1 radio hits, multiple hit movies, a GOAT TV show in Fresh Prince of Bel Air etc.

 

Frankly he ain't shit. 😭

 

What i never understood about Tupac is that he complained a lot about the police not leaving him and other people of our color alone, but never thought that maybe it's all because he always broke the fucking law. 

 

Mother fucker, you are engaging in shoot outs when you are already rich and you make a bunch of songs complaining about the police fucking around with you only because you are black? Fuck outa here!

 

Edited February 8, 2022 by zatalcon3

[MillionX]

yeah, I had extremely low expectations of Will as Ali...(I figured he would be his usual self) but that turned out to be a surprisingly good performance and movie.  

 

*Y'know, one snack that is tough for me to resist... a simple sliced turkey meat sandwich.  I don't need anything else on there; just the meat and 1 slice of bread folded over... but if I had no restraint I could easily just keep on making more until I've demolished a whole box of the turkey slices with several slices of bread.  It's fortunate that I never actually became a morbidly obese person, because I definitely have the endless appetite of one... it was even worse when I was a kid, but I guess the super high metabolism (+ just being a kid I guess?) balanced it out.  

....that's one of the things I miss the most about childhood.  I could pig out big time like Goku without a care in the world....all while not ever getting fat.  That shit was awesome.  One whole large pizza?  Sheeeeittttt, sometimes I could've gone for 2.

 

 

[HD-Man]

47 minutes ago, zatalcon3 said:

What i never understood about Tupac is that he complained a lot about the police not leaving him and other people of our color alone, but never thought that maybe it's all because he always broke the fucking law. 

 

Mother fucker, you are engaging in shoot outs when you are already rich and you make a bunch of songs complaining about the police fucking around with you only because you are black? Fuck outa here!

 

Damn, you solved it. All u gotta do is not break the law and cops will leave you alone, I never knew it was that easy. I hope you plan on solving world hunger next, you're a natural 😂😂

Edited February 8, 2022 by HD-Man

[Sonero]

48 minutes ago, zatalcon3 said:

Mother fucker, you are engaging in shoot outs when you are already rich and you make a bunch of songs complaining about the police fucking around with you only because you are black? Fuck outa here!

 

As far as I know, the only person Tupac actually shot was an off duty cop who was drunk and assaulting somebody.

 

He shot that cop in the ass.

 

Also found not guilty because he did it in defense of somebody.

[AriesWarlock]

57 minutes ago, TheInfernoman said:

 

@AriesWarlockwith his grandmother. 

 

Thanks for bringing it to my attention. See, metal brings families together!! 🤘 There was a response with an anime I haven't seen before but looks interesting:

 

 

 

[VirginDefiler]

hmm, maybe that cop shot tupac. where was he the night tupac died?

[zatalcon3]

1 hour ago, HD-Man said:

Damn, you solved it. All u gotta do is not break the law and cops will leave you alone, I never knew it was that easy. I hope you plan on solving world hunger next, you're a natural 😂😂

I'm just saying  that if you are engaging in shoot outs and other gang like activity, then maybe "it's not because you're black" .

 

[Crucades]

Whats up bitches? I just found out SRK is back alive and then i remembered about this place?

 

I must say, I did not miss you niggas for a minute. (i love you all secretly)

[DangerousJ]

Claims to not miss us but returns during Black History month.

 

Hmmm

[Darc_Requiem]

4 hours ago, Sonero said:

Jada is bad though...for your psyche.

 

She's also good looking.

Jada is the most overrated woman this side of Robin Givens.

[Sonero]

Nah, Jada is definitely not overrated. But being somebody who finds people attractive based on personality and other traits...A lot of the stuff from the Will situation on forward has made her very unattractive.

[Reticently]

 

 

 

[Darc_Requiem]

57 minutes ago, Sonero said:

Nah, Jada is definitely not overrated. But being somebody who finds people attractive based on personality and other traits...A lot of the stuff from the Will situation on forward has made her very unattractive.

That has nothing to do with it for me. Jada has always been one of those women that people talk about, like Robin Givens, and I'm "that's the chick you talking about? Really? You pranking me right?" Like when I first heard about Halle Berry and I saw Boomerang I was like 😮 I heard about it and my jaw still hit the floor.  I didn't even notice Jada on A Different World. It's like there is Jasmine Guy, Lisa Bonet, and Marisa Tomei. Jada who?

 

Edit: Damn, I left out Cree Summer. Jada was like the 6th best looking girl on that show.

Edited February 9, 2022 by Darc_Requiem

[Sonero]

I can see that. Its sort of how I feel about Jennifer Aniston.  I'd taken Lisa Kudrow over her free.

[HD-Man]

Saw yall talking bout Reacher earlier so I decided to check it out knowing nothing about the character or franchise. All I gotta say is: YES 

 

(also explains why they killed off Hank in Titans) 

[Darc_Requiem]

11 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Saw yall talking bout Reacher earlier so I decided to check it out knowing nothing about the character or franchise. All I gotta say is: YES 

 

(also explains why they killed off Hank in Titans) 

Dude put on 30lbs to play Reacher, he was already yoked to begin with.

[Maxx]

Only sport im paying attention to for the Olympics. 

 

 

[MillionX]

I first saw Jada on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and yeah...she was cute, imo... I definitely would've gone for that.  Fresh Prince would also be the first time many of us saw Tyra Banks....it's another show with a memorable roster of eye candy.

 

On "A Different World" though, yeah she was way overshadowed by the other women on there.  The lineup of FINE ass on there was insane.  It would be the first time I saw Marisa Tomei, but on top of that we got Lisa Bonet for a while at least, along with Jasmine Guy and Cree Summer, and that older girl wasn't half bad either (*but still kinda looked like someone's mom in comparison).  

 

Personality and all that can still be separate from a woman's physical rating on hotness, at least for me....so even though Jada is apparently a terrible person, yeah she's still alright to me, at least physically speaking.  haha she's  not wife or even just long-term gf material, obviously....can't be trusted worth a damn.

 

...reminds me---it's like ideology and all that---I would more than likely disagree with AOC on pretty much everything, and laugh at her opinions... but just the other day in some clips on the news, she was looking quite nice... especially with those glasses on....not a 10 or even a 9 (off the top of my head I'd say she might be a 6.5, possible 7; moderately cute) but I obviously wouldn't turn that down.

[axeman61]

Random, but: still, a year+ later, this never fails to get me laughing:

 

[VirginDefiler]

mmmm. lisa bonet.

and stacy dash.

[MillionX]

oh yeah... Lisa was nice, but I'd take Stacy Dash any day over her....she's legend status with me.  I may as well get into some rankings here, since that's always fun, imo...

A Different World, just what comes to mind here...hmmm...actually this is a bit tougher than I thought; they're all very close, imo... Note---I always evaluate with it in mind that "5" is the middle-ground, so anything above 5 is naturally a good rating:

• Jasmine Guy = 8 to 8.5...gorgeous.
• Cree Summer = 7.5 (variable; occasional 8.)
• Lisa Bonet = 8, usually.
• Jada Pinkett = 6 to 7 variable. (*I was also annoyed with the baggy clothes "TLC" style back then.)
• Marisa Tomei = 9 to 9.5. ...consistent smokeshow status and the clear top rank for me....sooo ridiculously fine... and I'd still pounce today without question.  

 

Bonus ranks since she was brought up---Stacey Dash = easily a 9.5 for me.  At her absolute peak, one could make an argument for "10" status, actually.

 

Edited February 9, 2022 by MillionX

[Lantis]

Stacey Dash, Lisa Bonet, and Jada are the type of broads you would want to smash and then quickly dump to avoid dealing with their dumb shit

[J-ride]

Yeah that's the problem with women who are TOO HOT, they basically live life on easy mode and are not suitable for any long term relationship.  After I reached a certain age I really started to think about how much of a pain in the ass a woman would be before I considered dating them.  I know several really good looking women who I never bothered getting involved with because I knew the absolute disasters they were under the mask they put on for everyone else. 

 

I'm not jumping on that grenade, no thanks.  

Edited February 9, 2022 by J-ride

[DangerousJ]

Looks like Aquaman took that grenade and lost.

 

[AriesWarlock]

Gandalf vs Balrog

 

 

 

Edited February 9, 2022 by AriesWarlock

[VirginDefiler]

is it just me, or has the usps been hella slow since the winter storm hit that covered most of the country? cuz my packages havent moved locations in weeks. anyone else having super slow shipping recently?

[HD-Man]

Anyways to tell if a site is legit to order from? 

[J-ride]

I usually try and find site reviews online.  There are a ton of scam sites these days and even the reviews can be faked.

[Maxx]

I'm fucking crying 🤣🤣🤣

 

 

[HD-Man]

53 minutes ago, J-ride said:

I usually try and find site reviews online.  There are a ton of scam sites these days and even the reviews can be faked.

OK, looked up reviews on this particular site, I see a lack of reviews or social media presence so I'm just gonna assume it's bullshit 

[HD-Man]

Chicks roasting the fuck outta the size of Nelly's manhood but soon as dudes start cracking Lizzo jokes, they gonna be crying about body shaming 😂

[axeman61]

Now I'm afraid to go find the vid. Pause moment incoming, but if his dick is my size, I'm going to cry in the shower with the lights off.

 

Lizzo looks like a crumpled witch hat though.

Edited February 9, 2022 by axeman61

[AriesWarlock]

 

[iStu X]

 

[Sonero]

45 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

Chicks roasting the fuck outta the size of Nelly's manhood but soon as dudes start cracking Lizzo jokes, they gonna be crying about body shaming 😂

 

Women should be lucky men can't do ish to increase our penis size. Otherwise all men would be walking around like Saiyans with our dicks wrapped around our waist like belts.

 

Going to show up to smash like

 

[axeman61]

I want to say that's true, but: I bet even if you could increase your dick size, but had to bodybuild it like everything else, most dudes would still walk around with a gummy bear saying "stop shaming".

[HD-Man]

I mean there are ways to increase size through surgery but most dudes have came to terms with their size along time ago and risking the loss of a penis for an inch or two just simply ain't worth it 

 

A bitch just gone have to suck whatever I pull out these jeans, shrimp or not. 🤷🏾‍♂️