The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[AriesWarlock]

you can see a titty at the end

 

 

[DoctaMario]

8 hours ago, Chadouken said:

The second most fun thing you can do with your dick in your hand 🤣

[BB_Hoody]

So Jamiroquai is back in relevance thanks to a family guy gag which then led to The virtual insanity video being memed. Forgot how much of a bop this is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 14, 2023 by BB_Hoody

[iStu X]

Maybe the white genocide the republicans fear is happening actually does need to happen cause wtf is this shit 
 

 

we whites need to be stopped. No matter the cost. 

Edited April 14, 2023 by iStu X

[Gimpy]

This will never not be funny! 🤣

 

 

[Dayaan]

You are on a date with a pretty lady (it can be your S/O, sure, but you don't really know them at this point). She reaches to pay for the bill. It turns you on, as it should. You thank her. She says, "Don't worry. I believe in equality! You can get the next one." You fall in love on the spot.

 

Question:

Does your mom know you're a sissy?

[DoctaMario]

1 hour ago, iStu X said:

Maybe the white genocide the republicans fear is happening actually does need to happen cause wtf is this shit 
 

 

we whites need to be stopped. No matter the cost. 

Mission is actually the American subsidiary of a Mexican company. Mexicans did this lol

Edited April 14, 2023 by DoctaMario

[TheInfernoman]

thankfully I enjoy made from scratch tortillas from my mother...so this is not my problem 🤣

[iStu X]

3 hours ago, DoctaMario said:

Mission is actually American

[MillionX]

sheeeittt, Mission is my favorite brand of tortilla chips at the moment.  Previously it was Santitas which are always cheap but most of the time I'm going for the Mission ones lately.  That + some meat and the Paul Newman brand salsa is an amazing combo....don't even need fancy cooking skill for that--- I cook the meat up in a pan (ground beef or turkey), put the salsa on there and mix it around, then scoop with the Mission chips.  

 

Edited April 14, 2023 by MillionX

[axeman61]

Does the IRS cut people off without warning when on hold? My phone has issues with long holds, so it could be me. But I've been disconnected after a long hold going to the department I need. I'm on my second try. It's not THAT big a deal; I'm working while waiting. Still though, it's annoying and I want to know if others are experiencing or have experienced the same thing. I might have to either buy a new phone or get a new cellphone service provider.

 

Got disconnected on second try too.

Edited April 14, 2023 by axeman61

[Reticently]

51 minutes ago, axeman61 said:

Does the IRS cut people off without warning when on hold? My phone has issues with long holds, so it could be me. But I've been disconnected after a long hold going to the department I need. I'm on my second try. It's not THAT big a deal; I'm working while waiting. Still though, it's annoying and I want to know if others are experiencing or have experienced the same thing. I might have to either buy a new phone or get a new cellphone service provider.

 

Got disconnected on second try too.

This happens at this time every year.  The IRS is probably getting more calls now through Tuesday, than they do the rest of the year combined, if I had to guess.

Edited April 14, 2023 by Reticently

[axeman61]

Oh. Right. I filed my taxes a while back and am calling about something beside myself, but I can see how their "Balance Due" department would be congested.

 

Still hate this though.

 

EDIT: Just got disconnected AGAIN. It feels like the universe goes out of its way to make my way ahead suck whenever I try to do something. How do I have 0 hold problems when pushing through the automated system to get to a human so they can FORWARD me to Balance Due, but have all this problem with balance due?

 

 

Edited April 14, 2023 by axeman61

[Chadouken]

12 hours ago, iStu X said:

Maybe the white genocide the republicans fear is happening actually does need to happen cause wtf is this shit 
 

 

we whites need to be stopped. No matter the cost. 

I have never had a street taco with flour tortillas, and I've eaten a fuck ton of street tacos given the region I live in. @Sonero have you ever had flour tortillas with street tacos? I've never even seen that. It's always corn.

 

I get my tortillas locally. Some of the best I've had are Andele's. They make them fresh and they're so fucking good. No preservatives so you gotta eat them quick, which isn't a problem, lol.

[AriesWarlock]

I prefer corn tortillas because they have less carbs, sodium, and calories compared to flour tortillas. Also didn't sit feel that good after having some. Oh, and gluten free.

 

 

[Sonero]

31 minutes ago, Chadouken said:

I have never had a street taco with flour tortillas, and I've eaten a fuck ton of street tacos given the region I live in. @Sonero have you ever had flour tortillas with street tacos? I've never even seen that. It's always corn.

 

I get my tortillas locally. Some of the best I've had are Andele's. They make them fresh and they're so fucking good. No preservatives so you gotta eat them quick, which isn't a problem, lol.

 

Some places you can order it but its rare. Think the time I had it was in...

 

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East Texas

 

They do sell them at Supermarkets though. I use them when I make tacos at home because my wife is allergic to corn.

[DangerousJ]

 I like  putting baked tilapia  and pico de gallo in corn tortillas.

 

Too bad Coca Cola doesnt make Diet Coke lime available anymore in grocery stores anymore.

 

DAMN YOU COVID!

[RSG3]

1 hour ago, Chadouken said:

I have never had a street taco with flour tortillas, and I've eaten a fuck ton of street tacos given the region I live in. @Sonero have you ever had flour tortillas with street tacos? I've never even seen that. It's always corn.

 

I get my tortillas locally. Some of the best I've had are Andele's. They make them fresh and they're so fucking good. No preservatives so you gotta eat them quick, which isn't a problem, lol.

Yea lot of the taco trucks and joints here in Tucson ask if you want Flower or Corn Tortillas. 

[Sonichuman]

14 hours ago, Dayaan said:

You are on a date with a pretty lady (it can be your S/O, sure, but you don't really know them at this point). She reaches to pay for the bill. It turns you on, as it should. You thank her. She says, "Don't worry. I believe in equality! You can get the next one." You fall in love on the spot.

 

Question:

Does your mom know you're a sissy?

[VirginDefiler]

 

remember when i said that in the past 20 years theyre was a sharp rise of transgenderism happening especially  in southeast asia due to transgenderism being considered to be "cool"..and i commented on it being a fad. a fad involving irreversable sterilization..

well apparently it wasnt just my perception. cuz theres some statistical evidence regarding gen z adopting transgenderism due to it being fashionable.

which doesnt surprise. me

we all know that gay behavior is nothing unnatural. that 20% of higher life mammal organisms are homosexual. not just human.

but gay behavior can also be learned and adopted. just look at ancient greece for example where 80% of greeks were gay.

but as u can see theres a sharp rise in transgender self identification among only ONE age group. which is young people born after 2000.

its essentially ancient greece all over again at least among gen z alone. 

in other word.

monkey see monkey do.

 

btw interestingly enough 58% of bud light drinkers in the gay communities dropped bud light. 

which is the most fascinating statistic. apparently the gay commuity didnt approve of the bud light tranny marketing scheme.

[Emptyeyes_]

https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-tank-mysteriously-appears-off-louisiana-highway-report-2023-4?amp

 

Really....? Ruined my day with this nonsense.

Edited April 14, 2023 by Emptyeyes_

[AriesWarlock]

 

[TheInfernoman]

FEMALE FRIDAY! 

 

 

[RSG3]

1 hour ago, VirginDefiler said:

btw interestingly enough 58% of bud light drinkers in the gay communities dropped bud light. 

How did they get that Stat so fast? They've polled every single gay person who drink Budlight already eh?

[TheInfernoman]

I always knew drinking Budlite was ghey. 

[Reticently]

51 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

How did they get that Stat so fast? They've polled every single gay person who drink Budlight already eh?

There were only 5 gay people who drank bud light, so it was easy to keep their cell numbers on speed dial.

 

The missing 2% is because one guy said he still plans on finishing the 6 pack he'd already bought.

[Hecatom]

 

 

[Hecatom]

[Sonichuman]

10 minutes ago, Hecatom said:

Nuh Uh has been on a runaway winning streak for the past few years.

[axeman61]

Because dumb people are industry now, and it's become easier than ever to grift them through social media.

Edited April 14, 2023 by axeman61

[Darc_Requiem]

23 hours ago, Hecatom said:

Depends on the venue. Twitter or a Court of Law. If it's Twitter  then Nuh Uh by a landslide. Court? Well put together argument supported by evidence. For an example of both, see Amber Heard. 

Edited April 15, 2023 by Darc_Requiem

[TheInfernoman]

1 hour ago, Hecatom said:

Twitter in a nutshell 

[BB_Hoody]

11 hours ago, axeman61 said:

Oh. Right. I filed my taxes a while back and am calling about something beside myself, but I can see how their "Balance Due" department would be congested.

 

Still hate this though.

 

EDIT: Just got disconnected AGAIN. It feels like the universe goes out of its way to make my way ahead suck whenever I try to do something. How do I have 0 hold problems when pushing through the automated system to get to a human so they can FORWARD me to Balance Due, but have all this problem with balance due?

 

 

Call first thing in the morning. Like first 30mins of opening early. You should have no problems. Calling in the afternoon during peak tax season is a waste of time

Edited April 15, 2023 by BB_Hoody

[AriesWarlock]

 

[Sonichuman]

I don't know the full context for the divorce, but she got finessed

 

[VirginDefiler]

genius

[Daemos]

Not really. She is divorcing him because of rape charges against another and they have two kids. She deserves a decent divorce, and he’s an asshole for cheating on his wife in marriage and divorce.

Edited April 15, 2023 by Daemos

[Jion_Wansu]

Stuff like this was hot back from like 1999 - 2002 when I was in Hawaii. The singer is from Tripoli:

 

 

 

 

Edited April 15, 2023 by Jion_Wansu

[IcyBlackDeep]

7 hours ago, Sonichuman said:

I don't know the full context for the divorce, but she got finessed

 

I feel like a decent lawyer should be able to cut through this ploy.

[Emptyeyes_]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-KOxSWwQ3AI?feature=share

 

Silly. A baby girl was crying, because her Dad called her a Democrat from this youtube short. Hate to see children cry like that. Lol.

Edited April 15, 2023 by Emptyeyes_

[AriesWarlock]

 

[Chadouken]

Fucking..

 

Foo Fighters are playing in El Paso this August and tix went on sale yesterday. I spaced it and missed out 😣

[iStu X]

 

[J-ride]

Not gonna lie, even I think that's a little too mean.  I'm not into the putting women through emotional rollercoasters, I don't want to live life like that. 

Edited April 15, 2023 by J-ride

[iStu X]

14 minutes ago, J-ride said:

Not gonna lie, even I think that's a little too mean.  I'm not into the putting women through emotional rollercoasters, I don't want to live life like that. 

I laughed my ass off. But yes, it genuinely is fucked up. But it’s also likely very staged. 

[Sonichuman]

Its either staged or their relationship is likely not gonna last so long as she's not in deep Stockholm.

Edited April 15, 2023 by Sonichuman

[iStu X]

[AriesWarlock]

I didn't know Jonathan Brandis was dead or that he hung himself.

 

 

On November 11, 2003, Brandis was found hanged in the hallway of his Los Angeles apartment. He was transported to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center[10] and died the following day of injuries sustained from the hanging. He was 27 years old.[11]  Brandis did not leave a suicide note.[12] After his death, friends reported that he had been depressed about his waning career and was reportedly disappointed when his appearance in the 2002 war drama Hart's War, a role he hoped would revive his career, was significantly reduced in the film's final cut. Brandis began drinking heavily and said that he intended to kill himself.[13]

[MillionX]

Well, that story got some juicy details, I see:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/police-arrest-suspect-in-cash-app-founder-s-murder/vi-AA19SE1t

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cash-app-founder-slain-suspect_n_6439d116e4b03031958d0d2e

 

Supposedly the guy that stabbed him was angry because Cash App founder guy was banging his sister, who is married.... such a stupid "heat of the moment" thing here; now he'll face a possible "life sentence" in prison.

 

whoah... out of curiosity I had to look it up since it's a mostly forgotten story now... but apparently there won't be charges in the Shanquella Robinson case:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/us-prosecutors-tell-family-of-shanquella-robinson-they-won-t-pursue-charges-in-her-death-in-mexico/ar-AA19N68A

 

damn...so at least now those so-called "friends" of hers are just safe?  Mexico is apparently still looking into it.  No justice at all on that one, apparently.  Wouldn't surprise me if those worthless pieces of shit are laughing it off now like "haha we killed that bitch and got away with it, lol"

[VirginDefiler]