Deadly_Raver Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 9 hours ago, MillionX said: tuna and banana on pizza....now that's some shit. Whoever came up with that idea should've been on an FBI watch-list immediately. That's a person who is obviously dangerous and authorities should've kept tabs on them. what in the name of nasty................... Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 7 hours ago, RSG3 said: Man i was giving him the benefit of the doubt and thought he meant actual peanuts froma circus. I forgot sbout those horroboe waxy ass peanut shaped candy foam things. Like biting into a memory foam matress l.mao. Man, those things tasted like the person who bought them for you wanted you to know that they were willing to spend the money on them just to express how little they actually loved you. RSG3, Chadouken and Deadly_Raver 3 Link to comment
Deadly_Raver Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 9 hours ago, misterBee said: Sardines. Anchovies. 🤤 Put all the fish on the pizza thanks. Darc_Requiem 1 Link to comment
Deadly_Raver Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 10 hours ago, DarkSakul said: I bet you heretics hate Circus Peanuts too you ever get a stale bag of those? Even the Devil would be like,"Aw HELL naw. Take this shit back to the store!" KingTubb and DoctaMario 1 1 Link to comment
Reticently Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, Sonero said: Candy Corn was made after the guy who made government cheese was pleased with himself. Government cheese was secret gourmet tier, and you literally cannot get it now. They used to make it by blending the scrap ends of all the fancy cheeses together. Literally the best mac-n-cheese ingredient in history, and they don't make it anymore. Edited October 27, 2020 by Reticently Deadly_Raver and DoctaMario 1 1 Link to comment
Reticently Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 7 hours ago, JHDK said: Candy corn is the parsley of Halloween. You know what? I can at least cook some pretty good shit where parsley plays a role. Candy corn is fucking useless. Imagine how bad WASP cooking in America must have been for a hundred years for anybody to even think candy corn was a treat in comparison: "Oh great, mom burned the shit out of pan fried unseasoned pork chops again. Thank fucking god there's candy corn to scrape the aftertaste out of my mouth." DoctaMario 1 Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 36 minutes ago, Deadly_Raver said: you ever get a stale bag of those? Even the Devil would be like,"Aw HELL naw. Take this shit back to the store!" Even Raoh be like, "In this life, I have but a single regret!" KingTubb and Deadly_Raver 2 Link to comment
KingTubb Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Reticently said: Candy corn is fucking useless. Y'all aren't listening, mix it with peanuts. I don't work for The Earl Corn of Candy. I personally think that on it's own, candy corn is only useful for finding cavities and gluing on hand turkeys your kid draws for a beak. But with peanuts, it's a damn fine treat. Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Reticently said: You know what? I can at least cook some pretty good shit where parsley plays a role. Candy corn is fucking useless. Imagine how bad WASP cooking in America must have been for a hundred years for anybody to even think candy corn was a treat in comparison: "Oh great, mom burned the shit out of pan fried unseasoned pork chops again. Thank fucking god there's candy corn to scrape the aftertaste out of my mouth." I honestly would rather scrape the lining out of my mouth than subject it to candy corn. Candy corn is regret you can taste just by looking at it. Reticently, MillionX and DoctaMario 2 1 Link to comment
GetTheTables Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Reticently said: Imagine how bad WASP cooking in America must have been for a hundred years for anybody to even think candy corn was a treat in comparison: I think this is apt. Traditional WASP cooking is categorized by its complete lack of seasoning and flavor. When everything you eat tastes like cardboard you need something with the pure corn syrup shock factor of candy corn just to remind you that flavor as a concept exists. My ex-wife's extended family provided side dishes for Thanksgiving one year. I've never had bad mac and cheese before in my life; never even thought it could happen. Learned a valuable lesson that day. KingTubb, DangerousJ and DoctaMario 1 1 1 Link to comment
Reticently Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, KingTubb said: mix it with peanuts. My good sir, why would I want to sully perfectly good peanuts? Hawkingbird 1 Link to comment
KingTubb Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Just now, Reticently said: why would I want to sully perfectly good peanuts It's synergistic, I swear. I fucking LOVE peanuts, and do not like candy corn on its own. Together, they truly make something better then the sum of each half Deadly_Raver 1 Link to comment
Disciple0fAnrky Posted October 27, 2020 Author Share Posted October 27, 2020 Talking about candy again huh? https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/10/30/453210765/tainted-treats-racism-and-the-rise-of-big-candy Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 12 minutes ago, Reticently said: My good sir, why would I want to sully perfectly good peanuts? As someone with a deadly peanut allergy, I agree, 100%. Chadouken and KingTubb 1 1 Link to comment
KingTubb Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 11 minutes ago, Angel said: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/10/30/453210765/tainted-treats-racism-and-the-rise-of-big-candy So candy corn and candy canes are racist?? Looks like I'm going back to the least racist food, which everyone knows is..... *checks notes* salt. just plain table salt. everything else is racist. Disciple0fAnrky and DoctaMario 2 Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 minute ago, KingTubb said: So candy corn and candy canes are racist?? Looks like I'm going back to the least racist food, which everyone knows is..... *checks notes* salt. just plain table salt. everything else is racist. And Santa Claus wears red and white to help sell Coca-Cola in the winter. G. I. Joe up in this ish. KingTubb and Deadly_Raver 1 1 Link to comment
Sonero Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 minute ago, KingTubb said: Looks like I'm going back to the least racist food, which everyone knows is..... *checks notes* salt. just plain table salt. You don't know about the amount of bullshit related to securing salt reserves? SMH https://www.nps.gov/gumo/learn/historyculture/saltwar.htm Darc_Requiem, Disciple0fAnrky, Reticently and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 And at the end of the day... tea. How much blood was shed throughout history, over coffee's retarded step cousin? Deadly_Raver 1 Link to comment
Dayaan Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sonero said: You don't know about the amount of bullshit related to securing salt reserves? SMH https://www.nps.gov/gumo/learn/historyculture/saltwar.htm What is this SRK aggression? Old men will literally shoot each other down using library articles. Link to comment
Dayaan Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Just now, JHDK said: And at the end of the day... tea. How much blood was shed throughout history, over coffee's retarded step cousin? Too much. In reality the least racist food is peanut butter. Link to comment
Sonero Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Just now, Dayaan said: Old men will literally shoot each other down using library articles. I know too much. Its why I was pushed out. 👀 KingTubb 1 Link to comment
KingTubb Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sonero said: You don't know about the amount of bullshit related to securing salt reserves? Disciple0fAnrky and Sonero 2 Link to comment
KingTubb Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, JHDK said: How much blood was shed throughout history, over coffee's retarded step cousin? And coffee, for that matter: https://www.heifer.org/blog/newsworthy/rooted-in-racism-coffees-bitter-origins.html Disciple0fAnrky 1 Link to comment
Dayaan Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 minute ago, KingTubb said: Let's live in the mountains and learn Tekken. KingTubb, DoctaMario and Deadly_Raver 2 1 Link to comment
KingTubb Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dayaan said: In reality the least racist food is peanut butter Spin might have a point here... George Washington Carver invented it, it's amazing food (one of my favorites).... Wait, hold on... https://www.nytimes.com/video/us/100000004818663/peanut-butter-jelly-and-racism.html FUCK!!! Disciple0fAnrky 1 Link to comment
Dayaan Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 minute ago, KingTubb said: Spin might have a point here... George Washington Carver invented it, it's amazing food (one of my favorites).... Wait, hold on... https://www.nytimes.com/video/us/100000004818663/peanut-butter-jelly-and-racism.html FUCK!!! Motherfucker. Now we HAVE to discover something. My real suggestion is coriander. KingTubb 1 Link to comment
Disciple0fAnrky Posted October 27, 2020 Author Share Posted October 27, 2020 Wonder how long I should let this continue....I know in my heart that dude is never gonna follow the rules KingTubb, RSG3, Hawkingbird and 1 other 4 Link to comment
KingTubb Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Dayaan said: coriander https://diverseeducation.com/article/136489/ Sorry man, it's racist too😭 Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Dayaan said: Too much. In reality the least racist food is peanut butter. Exactly. But peanut butter is a homicidal cunt towards me. Really, the least racist food is fish. It crosses all cultures and ethnicities, except maybe Tibet. Even pizza. Which bring us back 'round to the fact that if you're complaining about fish on pizza, it probably was not prepped properly. Pro tip: if your pizza comes to you soggy, it is more than likely because the restaurant dumped anchovies in spring water on top on it, and you really need to start questioning your parlor choices. Edited October 27, 2020 by JHDK KingTubb, DoctaMario and Deadly_Raver 3 Link to comment
Dayaan Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, KingTubb said: Sorry man, it's racist too Fuck, fuck fuck. 4 minutes ago, JHDK said: Which bring us back 'round to the fact that if you're complaining about fish on pizza, it probably was not prepped properly. Bitch... Shut the fuck up. This man is putting sardines on mozzarella. Man is eating out of the gutter. Man is swimming in the ocean, getting shat in the face by sperm whales. Disgusting!! Disciple0fAnrky, RSG3 and KingTubb 1 2 Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, KingTubb said: And coffee, for that matter: https://www.heifer.org/blog/newsworthy/rooted-in-racism-coffees-bitter-origins.html True. Also true: I will not let the past stand in the way of my cup of Joe, nor dictate my enjoyment of it. I shall dance like an epileptic Capo, justifying his Bolsonaro vote to defend my mug of black. I am all for reparations in the form of the descendants of the oppressed taking over Starbucks. They can only make it better. Chadouken and KingTubb 2 Link to comment
Sonero Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Bro, its snowing in Octocber here in El Paso. I'm googling around to see if this had ever happened before. Damn climate change, this, and the third. KingTubb, Volt, Reticently and 1 other 1 1 1 1 Link to comment
Dayaan Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, JHDK said: I shall dance like an epileptic Capo, justifying his Bolsonaro vote to defend my mug of black. @VoltYou seein' this? 👀 Good luck, JHDK. Volt and KingTubb 2 Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dayaan said: Fuck, fuck fuck. Bitch... Shut the fuck up. This man is putting sardines on mozzarella. Man is eating out of the gutter. Man is swimming in the ocean, getting shat in the face by sperm whales. Disgusting!! Refine yourself, my good man. Also, dear Gollum, cook your damned fish before you apply it to your precious pie. Link to comment
Dayaan Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, JHDK said: Refine yourself, my good man. Also, dear Gollum, cook your damned fish before you apply it to your precious pie. En guard, my good bitch, I will strap you in an oven and put you on my pizza before a damn gillbreather!! KingTubb, RSG3, DoctaMario and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dayaan said: @VoltYou seein' this? 👀 Good luck, JHDK. Zum, zum. Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Dayaan said: En guard, my good bitch, I will strap you in an oven and put you on my pizza before a damn gillbreather!! Lel. You'd try. Edited October 27, 2020 by JHDK Vynce laugh autocorrected. Link to comment
Sonero Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Jab Hadouken? You quit SRK to hang out here? Link to comment
Dayaan Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Just now, JHDK said: Let. You'd try. You underestimate my ability to parry. Link to comment
weneedhim Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 I have converted to the way my brethren, you should all join me All hail Astolfo M A R T I A N 1 Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Just now, Dayaan said: You underestimate my ability to parry. It is impossible to underestimate anything 3S related. Link to comment
Dayaan Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 minute ago, JHDK said: It is impossible to underestimate anything 3S related. And yet... Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Just now, Dayaan said: And yet... Go on... Link to comment
Dayaan Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Just now, JHDK said: Go on... Nevermind. When are you passing the shark fin sauce for the pizza dough? I need to lather it on before putting it in the oven. JHDK 1 Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Dayaan said: Nevermind. When are you passing the shark fin sauce for the pizza dough? I need to lather it on before putting it in the oven. Shark steak is entirely too good for the likes of pizza, lol. DoctaMario 1 Link to comment
scorp Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Had my first covid haircut 2 days ago. Worth it I guess. Better than having my wife just shave my head with the #1. DangerousJ 1 Link to comment
JHDK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 minute ago, odin said: Had my first covid haircut 2 days ago. Worth it I guess. Better than having my wife just shave my head with the #1. She's not into that whole Kurwa-bio romance novel cover look? Link to comment
Sonero Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Screw a haircut. Letting this Heihachi grow the fullest. RSG3 and KingTubb 1 1 Link to comment
Dayaan Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Just now, Sonero said: Screw a haircut. Letting this Heihachi grow the fullest. I just got mine 3 days ago. Look like an oppressed 90s Brad Pitt. Deadly_Raver and DoctaMario 2 Link to comment
scorp Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, JHDK said: She's not into that whole Kurwa-bio romance novel cover look? No, I hate long hair myself lol Link to comment
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