The MEGASHOCK Saloon Thread 3: Chinder Chagger Edition

[Sonichuman]

Man and I thought NFTs were dumb...this is on par if not more so

Snoop....why Snoop?

Edit:  that dude diving into the tv at the end had me GONE

Edited March 17, 2022 by Sonichuman

[Darc_Requiem]

4 hours ago, HD-Man said:

Well just learned I'm the lead man on my new boat at work now. I highly doubt it will lead to extra pay but whatev, it's an improvement from where I was 🤷🏾‍♂️

HD-Man at work now...

[Dayaan]

On 3/14/2022 at 9:54 AM, zatalcon3 said:

dont you just hate fat people who don't take a shower? 

 

I just sat next to this fat guy on the bus he smelled bad. He was wearing a white long sleeve shirt, looked about his late 40s, white, and had a yellowish baseball cap. 

 

He was very fat and ugly. 

I can't help but feel the Wattpad twist coming right after this post.

 

"And it was love at first sight. He was bad news, but he was my bad news."

[Maxx]

 

[Maxx]

Jussie smollett is free? Can anyome explain this? 

[Saikyotic]

Obligatory St Patrick's Day post:

 

Edited March 17, 2022 by Saikyotic

[HD-Man]

10 minutes ago, Saikyotic said:

Obligatory St Patrick's Day post:

 

The fact that this is one of the things my city is most known for is hilarious 😂

[TheInfernoman]

I usually get Thursdays off and I was wondering why my shifts were moved...I forgot today is March 17th. That is why I'm working today. #thanksdisney😐

[Sonero]

1 hour ago, Maxx said:

Jussie smollett is free? Can anyome explain this? 

Quote

A one-page order unceremoniously released by the Illinois Appellate Court today in a 2-1 decision granted the motion from the former Empire actor’s lawyers for a stay of the sentence. Denied an appeal by the sentencing judge last week, the defense team sought to set Smollett free while his appeal on five felony convictions is pending.

 

The Appellate Court judge agreed, citing that Smollett likely already would have served his jail time sentence before his appeal had gotten very far. The order also noted that the actor had never been convicted of a violent crime. In fact, the paperwork’s only real demand was that Smollett put up a $150,000 personal recognizance bond.

 

Since they are appealing the conviction, and getting to the appeal court would take a long time, the court agreed to let him out until the appeal happened. If they lose the appeal his ass goes straight to jail.

 

He doesn't have any violent convictions so there's no risk to society. Smollet isn't a threat to anybody and the appealing that takes longer than what his sentence is.

 

https://deadline.com/2022/03/jussie-smollett-free-jail-appeal-judge-hate-crime-1234980729/

[Maxx]

1 minute ago, Sonero said:

 

Since they are appealing the conviction, and getting to the appeal court would take a long time, the court agreed to let him out until the appeal happened. If they lose the appeal his ass goes straight to jail.

 

He doesn't have any violent convictions so there's no risk to society. Smollet isn't a threat to anybody and the appealing that takes longer than what his sentence is.

 

https://deadline.com/2022/03/jussie-smollett-free-jail-appeal-judge-hate-crime-1234980729/

ahhhh ok makes so much more sense now

[VirginDefiler]

that wnba player is huge man.

shes gonna run that prison. whos gonna fuck with her. shes a giant.

if she took my dessert from my tray in prison. she can have it lol. bitch got thunderous steps.

[iStu X]

 

[J-ride]

 

Who wants to bet we have a sarin gas false flag in Ukraine in the next few weeks?

[TheInfernoman]

I could post this in the vidya gaem thread BUUUUUUT i felt everyone needs to see this:

 

 

[Sonichuman]

19 hours ago, TheInfernoman said:

I could post this in the vidya gaem thread BUUUUUUT i felt everyone needs to see this:

 

 

This is pretty fucking savage and I see someone is trying to semi defend her about being harrassed for this but she fully invited and asked for that so I have minimal sympathy.

Edited March 18, 2022 by Sonichuman

[RSG3]

2 minutes ago, Sonichuman said:

This is pretty fucking savage and I see someone is trying to semi defend her about being harrassed for this but she fully invited and asked for that so I have minimal sympyathy.

Can I get a break down? 

[Maxx]

18 minutes ago, Sonichuman said:

This is pretty fucking savage and I see someone is trying to semi defend her about being harrassed for this but she fully invited and asked for that so I have minimal sympyathy.

Someone said he has sting in his bed ☠️☠️☠️

[Sonichuman]

26 minutes ago, RSG3 said:

Can I get a break down? 

You have to click on it to get the full picture.  She's trying to clown her own boy for playing Melee and not paying attention/fucking her/etc (assuming this is what she wants since she specifically puts that she's on the bed naked).  So random dude comes in and proceeds to clown dude as well.  So then she says to random twitter guy to stfu and who asks him (.......you put this on public twitter...this wasn't what you wanted?)  So random twitter guy goes "aight I had the gun pointed at just ya boy but now you are catching a bullet too".  That latter part is what you are seeing now.

 

Edit:  welp she just checked herself into the Twitter hospital

 

Edited March 17, 2022 by Sonichuman

[VirginDefiler]

today i was thinking about how perhaps the anime wolf's rain has prob the best soundtrack in a anime show. then i was thinking about how good that story was. that i could remember it. then i started thinking about other animes ive watched through the years. then i noticed i couldnt remember most stories of most animes. then i realized 90% of the animes ive watched are trash. which is why i cant remember their plots. jut forgettable white noise. then i started thinking about how much that anime has infiltrated young people's culture. how..when you go to deviantart its young kids just doing anime bullshit. 95% of deviant is anime related. an entire generation of under 30 atists lost. doomed to copy anime forever wasting their time instead of trying to do something new original invented art styles. its just copy pasting anime trash.

then i went to use the wallpaper engine app. and i search and all it is..is a sea of more anime wallpaper dookie.

sighh its depressing. 

keep in mind i dont hate anime. the art form. the cartoons. or mangas. i just hate the cultural grip it ha on people under 30.

like its the only thing that exists.

yunno theres other art out there than just anime. you dont haveta  just draw anime. or put up anime in wallpapers.

smh. sorry if im ranting but i'm exhausted with anime. tired of it being used in more places than it should. every wallpaper, meme, and artwork. just enough already. invent something new and different. draw from your imgination. stop copying that style already. its like grafitti artists that just copy the same shit over n over instead of inventing something original.

why does every grafitti artist draw words.? yunno you can make a grafitti art without words dontcha? like keith haring for example.

its sickening seeing the same style over n over everywhere i go. regardless of what style.

 

Edited March 17, 2022 by VirginDefiler

[iStu X]

11 minutes ago, VirginDefiler said:

today i was thinking about how perhaps the anime wolf's rain has prob the best soundtrack in a anime show

Weird way to say Samurai Champloo

[iStu X]

Much love and respect to Arnold for doing this 

 

 

[axeman61]

This year, I got a 5K raise, which doesn't equate to much more than 150 extra a month after benefits and such. Almost as if on cue, my apartment building wants 130 extra in rent per month if I want to stay on a 12-month lease. If I want a 15 month lease, that'll get me close to what I'm paying now. Even though it's just a one bedroom, I like this place. Now I might have to look into other places. An extra 130/month if I want to stay at 12 won't break the bank by a long shot, but I'm dogshit scared of what the next price hikes are going to be. Small as it is in the grand scheme, this is an insane increase compared to previous years.

 

Is rent jumping up higher than normal for you guys too?

Edited March 18, 2022 by axeman61

[Chadouken]

45 minutes ago, axeman61 said:

This year, I got a 5K raise, which doesn't equate to much more than 150 extra a month after benefits and such. Almost as if on cue, my apartment building wants 130 extra in rent per month if I want to stay on a 12-month lease. If I want a 15 month lease, that'll get me close to what I'm paying now. Even though it's just a one bedroom, I like this place.

If you like the place why not do the 15 month lease? That's a lot of videogames you could buy with the extra $$!

[axeman61]

I'm probably going to. Still worried about future hikes though. I don't know how the economy works, so I don't know if this is just Landlords flexing or it has anything to do with inflation. I know rent's never going to go down though.

Edited March 18, 2022 by axeman61

[Crucades]

9 hours ago, VirginDefiler said:

that wnba player is huge man.

shes gonna run that prison. whos gonna fuck with her. shes a giant.

if she took my dessert from my tray in prison. she can have it lol. bitch got thunderous steps.

6'9 and already fucking bitches. They gonna take her ass apart and sell her as chinese super solider serum.

[AriesWarlock]

 

 

 

 

[Camacho]

6 hours ago, axeman61 said:

I'm probably going to. Still worried about future hikes though. I don't know how the economy works, so I don't know if this is just Landlords flexing or it has anything to do with inflation. I know rent's never going to go down though.

As the cost of everything- material and labor- goes up, so will rents. Also, real estate prices have gone through the roof, which means property values will/are as well. As property values go up, so will property taxes. And that's without even factoring the endless levies that most urban or affluent areas gleefully pass. 

 

If you're interested in learning about economics, here's a fantastic place to start. It's well written, very easy to understand, and not a huge book. I'd go as far as saying getting a grasp on these concepts changes the way most people will think about pretty much everything material. https://www.amazon.com/Economics-One-Lesson-Shortest-Understand-ebook/dp/B003XT60KO/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=economics+in+one+lesson&qid=1647596633&sprefix=econom%2Caps%2C101&sr=8-1

Edited March 18, 2022 by Camacho

[Chadouken]

[DoctaMario]

17 hours ago, TheInfernoman said:

I could post this in the vidya gaem thread BUUUUUUT i felt everyone needs to see this:

 

 

Yeah dude is playing Melee, BUT a guy that doesn't let women/sex distract him from things he wants to do probably IS going somewhere in life.

[J-ride]

@DoctaMarioI hate when people put their relationship drama on social media and it was hilarious to see someone GO THAT HARD.

Edited March 18, 2022 by J-ride

[HD-Man]

So guys, if you go over a friend's house and see a roach, do you point it out, try to kill it or pretend not to see it and be on edge the rest of the day anytime something even slightly touches you? 

[OPTIMUS124]

22 minutes ago, HD-Man said:

So guys, if you go over a friend's house and see a roach, do you point it out, try to kill it or pretend not to see it and be on edge the rest of the day anytime something even slightly touches you? 

Yes.

[J-ride]

[Sonero]

1 hour ago, DoctaMario said:

Yeah dude is playing Melee, BUT a guy that doesn't let women/sex distract him from things he wants to do probably IS going somewhere in life.

 

Specially when she's done up like Gene Simmons in drag.

[DangerousJ]

VGM Fridays:  KOF 15 

 

1) Rival Team Theme

 

Nice of SNK to put a JSRF character and song into this game...

 

 

2) Main Theme - "Now or Never"

 

 

[VirginDefiler]

16 hours ago, iStu X said:

Weird way to say Samurai Champloo

oh yea i forgot about that soundtrack. thx for reminding me.

 

 

[Dayaan]

2 hours ago, HD-Man said:

So guys, if you go over a friend's house and see a roach, do you point it out, try to kill it or pretend not to see it and be on edge the rest of the day anytime something even slightly touches you? 

Pick it up and drop it on his leg. Clean up.

[axeman61]

26 minutes ago, J-ride said:

I would hang it up if me and 7 x 2 of my whole squad couldn't subdue one dude who only has one hand free. No matter what he's hopped up on.

[J-ride]

1 hour ago, Sonero said:

 

Specially when she's done up like Gene Simmons in drag.

Ever notice how most of the women who are walking/talking red flags wear a uniform so you know exactly the kind of trouble they are going to cause you?

[Sonero]

13 minutes ago, J-ride said:

Ever notice how most of the women who are walking/talking red flags wear a uniform so you know exactly the kind of trouble they are going to cause you?

 

Are they the ones in the skimpy outfits, late at night near traffic lights?

 

🤔

[Sonero]

My biggest red flag has always been women who go hang out places when they have no reason to be there. The ones that do are always cool, the ones that don't always gotta be on some bullshit.

 

There's rarely been a time where that situation hasn't lead to issues; from the person being a dumb tart to somebody needing to simp for her.

 

 

[VirginDefiler]

i'm thinking of getting a tattoo.

on my forehead. of a vagina.

why? to let everyone know.

whats on my mind.

[Darc_Requiem]

3 hours ago, J-ride said:

I didn't know Zatacon could throw hands...erm hand like that. It's always the people most publicly opposed to something that end up doing that thing to the nth degree on the low. 👀

[DoctaMario]

3 hours ago, J-ride said:

Ever notice how most of the women who are walking/talking red flags wear a uniform so you know exactly the kind of trouble they are going to cause you?

She looks like the type that would stop in the middle of it, crying about some past memories, and want to have a 7 hour conversation that would include a lot of yelling at you. Not trying to be your psychologist with benefits, fuck outta here....

 

If anything, she probably climbed into bed and didn't say anything expecting him to suss the situation out and being mad he didn't. I've always told my wife and exes too, "If you think you're being obvious, chances are, you ain't."

[AriesWarlock]

Lia Thomas Smashes Biological Females In NCAA Championship Prelims

 

WaPo Columnist Defends Lia Thomas: Sports Aren’t About Fair Competition but ‘Exploring Who You Are’

 

 

 

 

the race:

 

 

Sucks for the girls growing up thinking they are going to be champions only to have the spot taken by biological males. And then told to suck it up and not make a fuss about it. And this transgender swimmer was #400 before he transitioned and became #1.

Edited March 18, 2022 by AriesWarlock

[DoctaMario]

If anything, all these trans athletes blowing out records in women's sports shows why men and women need separate categories. They're basically just proving all the dissenters right.

Edited March 18, 2022 by DoctaMario

[MillionX]

I look forward to the trans-age people coming out!  Imagine...a guy that's about 24 years old... deciding he identifies as 12 so he can compete against kids that are currently in 6th grade....he'll run leave them in the dust in track & field events....it will be great.  If you disagree with his "true age" of being 12, then obviously you're a close-minded, bigoted piece of shit that should be "canceled" forever.

[GreyFoxx]

VG Friday Tunes for the Crew

[J-ride]

1 hour ago, DoctaMario said:

If anything, all these trans athletes blowing out records in women's sports shows why men and women need separate categories. They're basically just proving all the dissenters right.

Anyone who wasn't an idiot and looked at the times of high school boys vs college women could have told you that the female athletes were going to have a bad time.  Men are physically superior and it's silly to pretend that's not the case.

[Chadouken]

If you were born with a peter you shouldn't compete in sports against those who weren't.