J-ride Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 @LantisBig girls need love too! DoctaMario 1 Quote Link to comment
zatalcon3 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 10 hours ago, RSG3 said: Wow that's the best response you had? I am thoroughly disappointed. Then find your happiness, stop jacking off and date a fat ugly girl. Quote Link to comment
zatalcon3 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lantis said: I'm kinda more disturbed on why Zata has access to Tinder but whatevs..... Must be in his bookmarks or something I dunno Its not for me, its for all of you. Being sexually frustrated is one of the lead causes in a drop of IQ and just by experience with many here in the past, I am rather certain that the lack of real life intercourse with the opposite sex is one of the biggest reasons why many have such horrid and ridiculous views in terms of politics and social norms. So I think, dropping the hand and going for something real will redeem the current state of our world by fixing the ills which is exemplified by many of the users here since Shoryuken. It's just evolution. We evolved with certain hormones that trigger us to procreate or just mate, and if we are not doing so the real way and just transferring our evolutionary constructs to our hand then it can literally eat our brain cells. Problem is, fat ugly guys can't get laid easily they are nearly hopeless because no one wants to get intimate with someone who is ugly (unless they are rich), so why not cheat the system and just go for the ugly ones of the opposite sex? If you guys just stop the imagination sex and go for what is in your tier list, you will stop being obtuse and that will literally save the world in time Edited March 25, 2022 by zatalcon3 DoctaMario and elliephil 2 Quote Link to comment
Darc_Requiem Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 34 minutes ago, J-ride said: @LantisBig girls need love too! Just not from me 👀 iStu X, DoctaMario and J-ride 1 2 Quote Link to comment
DangerousJ Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Shines the Mycah Leohart signal.... Quote Link to comment
OPTIMUS124 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 39 minutes ago, zatalcon3 said: Its not for me, its for all of you J-ride, Chadouken, Jurassic and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment
RSG3 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 minute ago, OPTIMUS124 said: Pretty typical projection and denial. zatalcon3 1 Quote Link to comment
AriesWarlock Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 (edited) the Danish language Language Lesson Denmark wanted America to say this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQkvqJJvR9U because Danes love to make foreigners say it. All the other Nordic countries joke that Danish sounds like Swedes talking with a potato or porridge in their mouths, while Danes joke that Swedes sound like drunk Danes, and Norwegians sound like drunk Danes singing. https://satwcomic.com/language-lesson?fbclid=IwAR1tmbToObVUUEaA0o7wtlU5Uj7mNnRPa_G3hIthpHVGsfIaKEX7uJ3b3hA Edited March 25, 2022 by AriesWarlock Quote Link to comment
J-ride Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 (edited) This is such a good villain monologue. Edited March 25, 2022 by J-ride Quote Link to comment
Darc_Requiem Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 *Sees LTG, immediately skips past post.* BornWinner, J-ride, Scanman and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment
BornWinner Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 DoctaMario, Sonichuman, J-ride and 5 others 1 7 Quote Link to comment
Faltimar the Dark Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 OPTIMUS124, DoctaMario, BornWinner and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment
J-ride Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 31 minutes ago, BornWinner said: Yeah but she didn't spend HER money! Funny story, when my and my wife got married we fought so much about how much money she spent that we separated our accounts and she basically lived in poverty for 6 months. She admitted she was wrong and bent the knee to live under my benevolent patriarchal rule. #BENDTHEKNEE #KINGOFTHECASTLE #HAILTOTHEKINGBABY Hecatom, TheInfernoman, Camacho and 5 others 3 5 Quote Link to comment
Sonichuman Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, J-ride said: Yeah but she didn't spend HER money! Funny story, when my and my wife got married we fought so much about how much money she spent that we separated our accounts and she basically lived in poverty for 6 months. She admitted she was wrong and bent the knee to live under my benevolent patriarchal rule. #BENDTHEKNEE #KINGOFTHECASTLE #HAILTOTHEKINGBABY I both agree and did this with my wife. We do have a joint account that's used mostly to pay bills but for the most part our funds are separate so it keeps us both in check on spending money on stuff. RSG3, J-ride and DoctaMario 3 Quote Link to comment
Darc_Requiem Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 5 minutes ago, J-ride said: Yeah but she didn't spend HER money! Funny story, when my and my wife got married we fought so much about how much money she spent that we separated our accounts and she basically lived in poverty for 6 months. She admitted she was wrong and bent the knee to live under my benevolent patriarchal rule. #BENDTHEKNEE #KINGOFTHECASTLE #HAILTOTHEKINGBABY J-Ride: "Shut up Keisha before I send you back to Crenshaw Pete and them hot ass coat hangers." DoctaMario, J-ride and OPTIMUS124 3 Quote Link to comment
DangerousJ Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 May 2022 statement Balance: -$4220 Monthly charges: Sonic Drive in $4220 April 8 TheInfernoman, VirginDefiler, Scanman and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to comment
RSG3 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 12 minutes ago, Sonichuman said: I both agree and did this with my wife. We do have a joint account that's used mostly to pay bills but for the most part our funds are separate so it keeps us both in check on spending money on stuff. I think this is the way to go. Every time I've shared an account it became an issue when I wanted to buy something but when I kept my account mine and hers hers and we just collabed on bills both of us where happier because we had the financial solidarity that comes with a relationship but the financial freedom to buy whatever the fuck we wanted without getting an aggressive side eye from the other. I mean sure my girl side eyes me when I spend 150 bucks on a videogame for example but it's my money to spend on whatever I want. I side eye her when she buys some of the wild shit she buys but I keep my mouth shut because it's her money she can do whatever she wants with it, she earned it. Cover your expenses together then let your partner be free to have the things they want to have. You'll both be happier in the long run. DangerousJ, Sonichuman, J-ride and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment
Darc_Requiem Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, DangerousJ said: May 2022 statement Balance: -$4220 Monthly charges: Sonic Drive in $4220 April 8 Is that supposed to be May 2021? Did your card get stolen or are you dating Lizzo? DangerousJ, Sonichuman, BornWinner and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment
Sonichuman Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 (edited) Triple H announced his retirement https://www.ign.com/articles/wwe-legend-triple-h-retires And to clarify it's from in ring wrestling. Edited March 25, 2022 by Sonichuman DoctaMario 1 Quote Link to comment
Dayaan Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 5 hours ago, zatalcon3 said: Being sexually frustrated is one of the lead causes in a drop of IQ That explains why you have room temperature IQ. 5 hours ago, zatalcon3 said: so why not cheat the system and just go for the ugly ones of the opposite sex? That is not cheating the system. That is compromise. Have some self respect. Quit projecting and hit the gym. 27 minutes ago, RSG3 said: Cover your expenses together then let your partner be free to have the things they want to have. You'll both be happier in the long run. 🙏 This is perfect. I and my partner do the same thing. Our highest expenses are towards each other though, so no one has that side eye problem. The problems start when - after spending on each other - a new game drops and suddenly I'm broke and she's broke. Excellent financial management experience from the University of Fucking Retards. RSG3 1 Quote Link to comment
Dayaan Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Sonichuman said: Triple H announced his retirement https://www.ign.com/articles/wwe-legend-triple-h-retires WWE can't even pay their own biggest wrestler... Too bad... Jokes aside, I hope that defibrillator can run DOOM, because it better be powerful enough the keep the Game alive for years to come. We just lost Scott Hall. Any more so soon would be really sad. Quote Link to comment
axeman61 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 44 minutes ago, Darc_Requiem said: Is that supposed to be May 2021? Did your card get stolen or are you dating Lizzo? I hate to explain a joke, but Sonic 2 hits April 8th. He's saying he's somehow going to bend time to see it enough to rack up that bill. Or he's dating Lizzo. Both seem equally likely. J-ride, Darc_Requiem and DangerousJ 2 1 Quote Link to comment
DangerousJ Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 It was supposed to be a joke about SonicHuman's future bank statement after the Sonic 2 movie comes out. Good guess on the Lizzo part. I didn't think of that. Quote Link to comment
Chadouken Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 My wife and I have a joint account, but I keep a keener eye on it. I usually buy whatever the fuck I want within reason, with the exception of big purchases like a new TV or something. But, I didn't even consult her on the PS5, or any videogames. I justify it because I make more than her. As long as we can keep putting money into savings it hasn't been an issue. RSG3, DangerousJ, J-ride and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment
Hecatom Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 J-ride and OPTIMUS124 2 Quote Link to comment
Hecatom Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Who the fuck is Lizzo? lol TheInfernoman 1 Quote Link to comment
DangerousJ Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, Hecatom said: Who the fuck is Lizzo? lol A 500 pound black female rapper with a bigger appetite than Jabba the hut and Mark Henry combined. Darc_Requiem, Camacho, Hecatom and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment
RSG3 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, DangerousJ said: A 500 pound black female rapper with a bigger appetite than Jabba the hut and Mark Henry combined. Who unfortunately likes to show off her ass and doesn't understand why no one wanna see that shit. TheInfernoman, DangerousJ, HD-Man and 4 others 3 1 3 Quote Link to comment
Darc_Requiem Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 39 minutes ago, Chadouken said: My wife and I have a joint account, but I keep a keener eye on it. I usually buy whatever the fuck I want within reason, with the exception of big purchases like a new TV or something. But, I didn't even consult her on the PS5, or any videogames. I justify it because I make more than her. As long as we can keep putting money into savings it hasn't been an issue. TLDR: I'm a Chad 😉 RSG3, Chadouken and J-ride 3 Quote Link to comment
Dayaan Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Chadouken said: My wife and I have a joint account, but I keep a keener eye on it. I usually buy whatever the fuck I want within reason, with the exception of big purchases like a new TV or something. But, I didn't even consult her on the PS5, or any videogames. I justify it because I make more than her. As long as we can keep putting money into savings it hasn't been an issue. When we finally merge both our accounts together I am definitely buying a Mr. Limpy as a mantlepiece with her money. She trusted me. Now she has to pay the price. RSG3 and J-ride 2 Quote Link to comment
HD-Man Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 I don't got shit against big girls but Lizzo is mad annoying, everybody isn't trying to see her bare ass, but she keeps forcing it. And when ppl voice their displeasure about her public displays, they get accused of fat shaming She's more known for a bullshit stunts than her music, J-ride, DoctaMario, RSG3 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment
Sonichuman Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 3 hours ago, DangerousJ said: It was supposed to be a joke about SonicHuman's future bank statement after the Sonic 2 movie comes out. Good guess on the Lizzo part. I didn't think of that. Sorry this went right over my head cause I saw Sonic and was thinking about the fast food restaurant. I was like "Who goes to Sonic that much?" J-ride, DangerousJ, BornWinner and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment
Sonichuman Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 38 minutes ago, HD-Man said: I don't got shit against big girls but Lizzo is mad annoying, everybody isn't trying to see her bare ass, but she keeps forcing it. And when ppl voice their displeasure about her public displays, they get accused of fat shaming She's more known for a bullshit stunts than her music, I'm all for body positivity but there isn't enough positivity I can give for that body. TheInfernoman, RSG3, DangerousJ and 5 others 1 7 Quote Link to comment
axeman61 Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 Yeah, good vibes aren't enough. You need good earthquakes. DangerousJ, Darc_Requiem, Sonichuman and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment
Darc_Requiem Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 HE DON'T MISS RSG3, HD-Man, OPTIMUS124 and 5 others 1 7 Quote Link to comment
J-ride Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 54 minutes ago, axeman61 said: Yeah, good vibes aren't enough. You need good earthquakes. Send her positive readings on the Richter scale! Quote Link to comment
Nielizem Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, DangerousJ said: A 500 pound black female rapper with a bigger appetite than Jabba the hut and Mark Henry combined. Yikes. That reminds me of a lady I use to be friends with. I had to call her a "Triple Decker By Pass" from our little fallout. She ate from me every month and started to demand it. Lol. If you're going to roast one, you should at least look good doing it, or you'll fail everytime. 😛 This woman was so fat, if you were to tell her to do a push up, she'll get one from the ice cream truck. 😔 Edited March 26, 2022 by Nielizem VirginDefiler, DangerousJ and Sonichuman 3 Quote Link to comment
AriesWarlock Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 Films starring Keanu Reeves have been taken down from Chinese domestic streaming platforms like Tencent Video and iQiyi, following his appearance in a concert for Tibet organized by a nonprofit founded by the Dalai Lama. Beijing strongly rejects any claims of Tibetan independence and views the Nobel Peace Prize laureate as a dangerous 'separatist.' According to the LA Times, at least 19 films including 'The Matrix' trilogy, 'Speed,' 'Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure,' and more were removed from the Chinese streaming platforms. 'Toy Story 4' is the only film that remains on the streaming platforms, but does not credit Reeves for his role in the animated film. Any film content related to the actor was still searchable on China’s messaging service, WeChat, but searches for both his English name and its Chinese translation had no results, per Reuters. DoctaMario, BornWinner and Sonichuman 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment
TheInfernoman Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 2 hours ago, HD-Man said: I don't got shit against big girls but Lizzo is mad annoying, everybody isn't trying to see her bare ass, but she keeps forcing it. And when ppl voice their displeasure about her public displays, they get accused of fat shaming She's more known for a bullshit stunts than her music, I don't swear much anymore buuuuut Let's just say Lizzo only has...One big ass gimmick 🙃 RSG3, J-ride and DoctaMario 1 2 Quote Link to comment
Darc_Requiem Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 2 hours ago, HD-Man said: She's more known for a bullshit stunts than her music She makes music!? 😮 DangerousJ, J-ride, RSG3 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment
elliephil Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 (edited) There's been speculation that Lizzo is an industry plant, I mean home foundation, I mean sea anchor, I mean coal mine, I mean... Edited March 26, 2022 by elliephil J-ride and axeman61 2 Quote Link to comment
zatalcon3 Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 (edited) Yeah, Lizzo is really ugly and really fat. I think the government hand picks random fat ugly minorities just to open up a market for the fat demographic. The Illuminati maybe real and they are out to brain wash the entire human race for some unknown agenda, so they make these celebrities for the generation to worship and throw their money over. Thing is, they can't leave behind fat ugly minorities so they must find some random blob of black fat to make into an idol. I hate it. It's just influencing all the ugly fat girls that it is ok to be that fat and ugly and just show off their nasty ass bodies out of pride. It's evil. It's satanic. It has got to stop. People should encourage these people to either use their bodies for the right reasons like boar wrestling or just stop being fat and eat healthy, take a jog in the morning, maybe shower, and go out with the fat ugly guys here in megashock such as RSG. Edited March 26, 2022 by zatalcon3 hanzohattori12 1 Quote Link to comment
DarkSakul Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 (edited) 15 minutes ago, zatalcon3 said: go out with the fat ugly guys here in megashock such as a RSG Spoken like a incel Edited March 26, 2022 by DarkSakul Quote Link to comment
VirginDefiler Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 J-ride, elliephil and AriesWarlock 3 Quote Link to comment
J-ride Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 (edited) Lizzo getting free press because women who wear Muumuu dresses need a champion. Edited March 26, 2022 by J-ride RSG3 and iStu X 2 Quote Link to comment
Sonichuman Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 That is unfortunate TheInfernoman, BornWinner, RSG3 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment
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OPTIMUS124 Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 1 hour ago, zatalcon3 said: People should encourage these people to either use their bodies for the right reasons like boar wrestling or just stop being fat and eat healthy . . . Out of all the things. . . boar wrestling. . . DoctaMario and J-ride 2 Quote Link to comment
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